I'll transmit him your compliments. I'm sure he will be very happy:) He's sleeping beside my desk right now, but as soon as he had his siesta...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Yves M
I would even say that that dog thingy is very cute :)
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I'll transmit him your compliments. I'm sure he will be very happy:) He's sleeping beside my desk right now, but as soon as he had his siesta...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Yves M
I would even say that that dog thingy is very cute :)
Well-well... THAT piece of advice...coming from you, Marina....tz-tz...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
Xeon : you missed it!!! A rumour says that if you declare you are homosexual AND nymphoman you get exempted too!! :))) You can add you want to go in a submarine... But it is quite dangerous too declare so I think, just in case they take you...
I kind of think doing it's military service in Russia is dangerous.
What about Bielorussia?
M.
Is THAT a dobermann??? I thought they have ears very different.Quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
"That dog thingie", as you name him, is my dobermann, buddy! And he's absolutely ok.
Well the only dobermann I know is my uncle's, and it really looks like the ones Magnum had in its property (you remember Zues, and Apollo?). My uncle's dog is called Hera. :)
Well anyway, I know that to get the proper shape of the ears, some have to get operated. My uncle get his dog operated, but now a law forbid it. You can't operate your dog only for beauty reason!! That's quite fair after all.
So that's what a Dobermann look like naturally??? a lot less impressive, I shall say! ;-)
Marina
I think Belorussia is not that bad. You do not have those nasty neighboring countries (except when Russia would want to erect the USSR again) or part republics like Chechnya. The worst thing that can happen I think is that you have to knock down some demonstrators against the wacko in charge of the country.
What?? can't I give advices?Quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
Well-well... THAT piece of advice...coming from you, Marina....tz-tz...:D
I can perfectly think as a man, you know. :) the opposite is harder! ;) ;P:p
Yes, they look much less aggressive w/o operated ears and with a tail. And it is forbidden to operate dogs for estetical reasons here in Switzrland. I'm glad to hear that other countries also forbid it.Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
Is THAT a dobermann??? I thought they have ears very different.
Well the only dobermann I know is my uncle's, and it really looks like the ones Magnum had in its property (you remember Zues, and Apollo?). My uncle's dog is called Hera. :)
Well anyway, I know that to get the proper shape of the ears, some have to get operated. My uncle get his dog operated, but now a law forbid it. You can't operate your dog only for beauty reason!! That's quite fair after all.
So that's what a Dobermann look like naturally??? a lot less impressive, I shall say! ;-)
Marina
I have a splendid picture of him at home, I'll post it as soon as I get there :)
Dang! I keep forgetting that all the time ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
What?? can't I give advices?
I can perfectly think as a man, you know. :) the opposite is harder! ;) ;P:p
Everybody come see. Xeon's 3000th post!!!
It's not that hard, but it's really confusing to think as a woman ;) No, seriously, it's not really that hard (I don't want to sound reductionist ;) ) And then again it's not really that easy to think as a guy. Anyways, what does "think as a guy" mean ? Most of the time it's just stereotyping and then extrapolating...Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
What?? can't I give advices?
I can perfectly think as a man, you know. :) the opposite is harder! ;) ;P:p
And... just because girls don't say some things in public doesn't mean they don't say them :p
To Simon, Gabriel and Marina :
I've thought of saying homo-sexual, but the thing is :what if they really wanna test you?
One possible scenario :
Xeon : Ummm....hi?
Medical Officer(M.O.) : Do you have any heart-problems?
Xeon : Yes.....I get tired when doing very minimal exercises.
M.O : Hmmm....have you fainted before?
Xeon : Yes.....when I was 16 years old.
(M.O browses through some health forms...)
M.O : You homo-sexual?
Xeon : Ummm........yes.
M.O : That's great! Now, the 2 of us can have fun together!!!!!!!!!
Xeon : HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
The other possibility is :
M.O : You homo-sexual?
Xeon : Ummm........yes.
M.O : Ok, u wait here. We're going to test your homo-seuxality. Because this is a serious issue concerning government stuff, we have to take it really seriously.
Xeon : Ok.
(after a while....)
Gay #1 : Hey handsome!
Xeon : (pukes like there's no tomorrow and flood the room with gross vomitted stuff)
Or maybe, another scenario :
M.O : You homo-sexual?
Xeon : Ummm........yes.
M.O delibrately and immediately presses the micro-phone and annouce, "OH really??? U're a homo-SEXUAL????"
Xeon : Yes.
M.O : Your name is Xeon!!!! I repeat, u're a homo-sexual?????
Xeon :(face is red like volcano)
Xeon : cries
Xeon : bawls
There! Lots of possible scenarios. :)
But get this clear, though : I'm not homo-sexual. If I could, I would have pounce on Ms. M long ago!
(for private and security and public and emotional reasons, I wanna and gotta and must behave myself) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :)
Yes. And everybody dress black and be very sobre...Quote:
Arg, I thought that at least for his 3000st post he would give a really insightful answer to a really hard question... Well, expectations can be wrong :cool:Quote:
Xeon, despite the image of you being tested for different habits at the army is really funny, I think you should delete some of the more explicit details from your other post. We don't want this thread closed, you know...
On Gabriel's nice request this post has been deleted :)
Arf ok, and I just added another sexist remark... :/ Ok, I'm inconsiderate... :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
Xeon, despite the image of you being tested for different habits at the army is really funny, I think you should delete some of the more explicit details from your other post. We don't want this thread closed, you know...