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6.5 is already a good mark if you ask me.. :D

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2! . Name it " Boss"

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have a nice day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

http://www.paradoxware.com/alstudio/cv/en.htm

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2! . Name it " Ejaz"

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Ejaz permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have a nice day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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I feel better now...:D

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

I feel better now...:D

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Alteast you accept me as your boss. :D Ok, from now on, no more pretty chicks in your department :p Lets see how +ve outlook to show now :cool:

opps... you know what would happen when you cut the "supply", low productivity, more bugs, less fixing, and most importantly, lots of "Horny" team members playing "WACK THE SACK" game.. :D you beware.. :p

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

opps... you know what would happen when you cut the "supply", low productivity, more bugs, less fixing, and most importantly, lots of "Horny" team members playing "WACK THE SACK" game.. :D you beware.. :p

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Ok, then why not I replace the low productive units with new ones? :rolleyes: Always remember, never challenge your boss :thumb: :D [unless you have some weak(s) point of him] ;)

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Ok, then why not I replace the low productive units with new ones? :rolleyes: Always remember, never challenge your boss :thumb: :D [unless you have some weak(s) point of him] ;)

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nahh my boss loves me.. :p

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

nahh my boss loves me.. :p

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Your boss loves you :confused: or is affectionate to you? :rolleyes: It is different to be affectionate with someone or ..... :D I wonder is that the reason why you wanted to delete me ... permanently :p

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Originally Posted by Xeon

The most you get is a girl who score 6.5 outta 10. :cry:

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UUmm..I dont rate girls that way...I couldnt ...never...I have a 3 point scale...In ascending order of goodness:
1. Good
2. Very Good
3. Best/Excellent

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Originally Posted by exterminator

UUmm..I dont rate girls that way...I couldnt ...never...

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Son...I'll let you in on a little secret here...now I know you are gonna say...but mick that's unpossible...but this is true...girls don't poop...I know I know...tin foil hat time...but it's true...they don't poop...I have pictures and papers to prove this...but the man he keeps me down...I'm just trying to tell the world..they don't poop....

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Originally Posted by Mick

Son...I'll let you in on a little secret here...now I know you are gonna say...but mick that's unpossible...but this is true...girls don't poop...I know I know...tin foil hat time...but it's true...they don't poop...I have pictures and papers to prove this...but the man he keeps me down...I'm just trying to tell the world..they don't poop....

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:rolleyes: :ehh: :confused: :eek: :( :sick:

Mick Loves girls

Girls free Mick

Attica, Attica, Attica...

/A response to the response.

From Wiktionary.com

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to poop (poops, pooped, pooping)
-to excrete
And the horse went poop right in the middle of the parade.
-to tire out
I'm pooped from working so hard
-to fart
Stop pooping, it stinks in here!

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I wander which meaning does Mick choose...

Ejaz, why did you delete those smilies? :D