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Nope. Just don't tell anyone ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
Huh? Errr...I guess that doesn't mean what I intended to say, hummm? Do I have to feel embarassed?:o
Everyday I wake up and think, my gosh, a BBC opinion poll I'm so worried what to do. Should I sprinkle some lemon scent around the streets to keep the stench away...my golly :) :) :)Quote:
Yeah...:D
Take a shower. Usually does the trick. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Should I sprinkle some lemon scent around the streets to keep the stench away...my golly :) :) :)
Or drop socialism and become capitalistic :pQuote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Take a shower. Usually does the trick. :D
First tell me what a cavia is, then I'll decide if I want to kill it ;):cool:.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
A killer cavia?
I don't think you are suppossed to kill the cavia.
This CAVIA is the thing doing the killing, SO WATCH OUT
I think it's a EU thing, the don't know how to say guinea pig :DQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
First tell me what a cavia is, then I'll decide if I want to kill it ;):cool:.
From Marina:
In that case, support the weight of this thread on your mighty shoulders, Marina.Quote:
No I will not let this thread die.
1 post = 1 KG
100 posts == 100 KG(240++ pounds)
Imagine the weight. At least 3 tons and beyond.
In one of my favorite legends, Hercules is always using his strength to support gigantic pillars and impress the girls.
Now, if you can do that, you'll impress me too, Marina. :cool::cool:
From Simon to Marina:
Since when has Simon started to show interests in......errr......ladies?! :eek:Quote:
But to give you a compliment: I like your figure.
(just kidding :D)
From Dimm to Solar:
No one knows. He refuse to give his age, for some reason. I've been spamming him with 6 e-mails per hour harrasing him, but he just refuse to tell. I'm going to spam him with 59 e-mails per minute. I am sure.....that my sincerity to know his age will touch him one day. I am! :DQuote:
Solar, donot remember about U
Are U a schoolboy now?
By the way, since it seems to be so crowded now, I've to annouce something.
Starting from July 28, I'll be serving conscription.(military service)
I will not be posting here from 28th July 2003 to 2 August 2003.(5 days)
After that, depending on my condition, I'll be either be working 9 AM to 5 PM from Monday to Friday in the army, or I'll be staying there for 5 whole days every week.(barracks)
But chances are that it will be the first case that's for me. :)
This will not be the last of me. Some day.......some day....someone will carry on from where I started.........one day.......ONE DAY!!!!!!!!(adpated from William Stryker's last speech in X-Men 2) :cool:
Now that's a scary thought :) :) :)Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
[Starting from July 28, I'll be serving conscription.(military service)
I dont really want to know about people's age, umm could anyone here tell me how to make sure whether some guy is a gay or not ?
Thanks..:)
From MiCk:
Sure is, Mick!Quote:
Now that's a scary thought
Look at you, for once : You would be d**** girls there in Maryland, happy as a deer, while Xeon has to be in some stuck-up abyss with ugly hags. Aye~. I wonder whether the females there, if any, knows anything about flirting, even.
Now, I understand why America is sometimes called "The Land of the Free" and "America the Beautiful'. :)
It's true! Sigh. :o:cool:
From Atatiasesa:
Be pals with him, get his e-mail and send porn addresses to him. Then, discuss the stuff with him.Quote:
I dont really want to know about people's age, umm could anyone here tell me how to make sure whether some guy is a gay or not ?
If he doesn't reply, then he's just too shy. This means he is NOT a gay.
If he replies and his response is mild/polite, chances are that he is NOT a gay.
If he replies and his responses are like Xeon's, as in : "WOW really????!!!! The bomb! Gimme more! MORE!!!! I WANT MORE!!!!! Now! I don't care what you think, I want more of them!!!!", then he is NOT a gay.
If he replies and his response seems to be dirty but seems artificial, then chances are that he's one.
Look : you can fake everything, but true blue enthusiasm can never be faked. It's impossible and it's too easy to tell. :):cool:
Eh....why are you asking this kinda questions, Atatiasesa??
Do you know that this will disgust the girls, namely Marina in this case, and put them off?
When Marina no longer holds the weight of this thread on her shoulders, we will all crumble to dust. :mad::D
Ha... just can to say that I have the finally "diploma defence" this Friday. :)
Then next week I will have an "excursion" to the military registration and enlistment office for the medical board. But seems (and hope) they must admit me like the unsuitable for military service. No no... I am not a mentally diseased :D this is another thing ... of course If they still in ignorance about my karate lessons I have last time :D
Ask him if he dropped socialism and became capitalistic. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Atatiasesa
I dont really want to know about people's age, umm could anyone here tell me how to make sure whether some guy is a gay or not ?
Thanks..:)
Simon simon Simon....:mad:
I'm in a nasty mood. :pQuote:
Originally posted by souldog
Simon simon Simon....:mad:
Funny, though figure means face in Frech.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Since when has Simon started to show interests in......errr......ladies?! :eek:
(just kidding :D)
But he was talking about the 666. Which can't be define as nice (unlike my face).
There I should stop giving myself flowers or you will think I believe it.
How long does it last? 10 months? 1 year? 18 months? 3 years?Quote:
Starting from July 28, I'll be serving conscription.(military service)
I will not be posting here from 28th July 2003 to 2 August 2003.(5 days)
After that, depending on my condition, I'll be either be working 9 AM to 5 PM from Monday to Friday in the army, or I'll be staying there for 5 whole days every week.(barracks)
But chances are that it will be the first case that's for me. :)
Marina
Seems that for Singapure's Army will be better not to keep Xeon for a long time, if they want to keep their soldiers/officiers/ ohh... even generals in a good moral and psychological condition :DQuote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
How long does it last? 10 months? 1 year? 18 months? 3 years?
Marina
Figure is the number, but also the "silhouette" -- a word play. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
Funny, though figure means face in Frech.
But he was talking about the 666. Which can't be define as nice (unlike my face).
To prepare for the army, Xeon should watch several hundred hours straight of the old TV series Gomer Pyle USMC.Quote:
Originally posted by dimm_coder
Seems that for Singapure's Army will be better not to keep Xeon for a long time, if they want to keep their soldiers/officiers/ ohh... even generals in a good moral and psychological condition :D
Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Starting from July 28, I'll be serving conscription.(military service)
You'll be the hero of the neighborhood,
nobody knows that you left for good.
You're in the army now, ohuhoh,
you're in the army now.
Smiling faces on your way to 'nam,
but once you get there no one gives a ****.
You're in the army now, ohuhoh,
you’re in the army now.
Status Quo -- "In the army now" :D
From Marina:
Marina....how many times have I told you that you're so graceful, elegant, pretty and sought-after?Quote:
Funny, though figure means face in Frech.
But he was talking about the 666. Which can't be define as nice (unlike my face).
U don't wanna believe in this fact, do u?
Fine then! :cool::p
And oh....I know Simmy....I mean, Simon was talking about the '666' number. :)
Flowers? Oh yeah. Dimm_Coder, Simon, SolarFlare and SoulDog will be sending flowers to your house in 3 days time, all at my expenses. :cool:Quote:
There I should stop giving myself flowers or you will think I believe it.
Nice of you to ask, Marina. :cool:Quote:
How long does it last? 10 months? 1 year? 18 months? 3 years?
It's most likely to be 7 years...and nah! Just kidding.
For my case, because I'm not muscular or tall enough, and because I can't swim(due to ear allergy), it is very likely that I need to serve there for only 2 years. Almost all my friends need to do 2.5 years.
Since when....has the witch become a female? :confused:
From Dimm:
Bah! I am going to keep a low profile and be really silly and stupid in that darn he||, because if you over-perform, they'll promote you and you need to serve for another 1 year.(at least)Quote:
Seems that for Singapure's Army will be better not to keep Xeon for a long time, if they want to keep their soldiers/officiers/ ohh... even generals in a good moral and psychological condition
From Gabriel:
Since when has Gabriel learnt to write poetry?! :eek:Quote:
You'll be the hero of the neighborhood,
nobody knows that you left for good.
You're in the army now, ohuhoh,
you're in the army now.
Smiling faces on your way to 'nam,
but once you get there no one gives a ****.
You're in the army now, ohuhoh,
you’re in the army now.
Below is my own poem to complement Gabriel's, and to give a toast Simon.(I know he love dark poems) :D
Fight the good fight, Saint Xeon
He will be the beggar of the town,
nobody knows that he has left for good.
He has reached the gates of he||,
the world will never set sight on him,
ever again.
The grasses shall be fed on by the flames of despair,
the living beings shall claw their eyes with their own live hands,
the oceans shall be painted in crimson shades of agony,
the heavens shall be filled with the laughter of brutal souls.
In God I trust.
Crying faces on his way to death,
a fate worse than meeting Satan; the world goes dark.
He is in the army now, and may the Lord,
with his almighty force,
liberate Saint Xeon once more.
Bah! Should be : "In the army part-time" :pQuote:
Status Quo -- "In the army now"
:cool: indeed. :D May I know your credit card indeed so I can buy a Ferra... er ... flowers for Marina?Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Flowers? Oh yeah. Dimm_Coder, Simon, SolarFlare and SoulDog will be sending flowers to your house in 3 days time, all at my expenses. :cool:
It's not poetry, it's song lyrics. :rolleyes: Never heard that song? :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Since when has Gabriel learnt to write poetry?! :eek:
Below is my own poem to complement Gabriel's, and to give a toast Simon.(I know he love dark poems) :D
The (Chicken Chops) in the army they say are mighty fine.
But one jumped off the table and killed a pal of mine.
Gee, I've had enough of army life.
Hey ma, i want to go home.
Nooo... Not the sacred words. :eek: I'll do anything you want. Which is, er... Can I offer you a shrubbery?Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
The (Chicken Chops) in the army they say are mighty fine.
But one jumped off the table and killed a pal of mine.
I will buy a flowers with the greate pleasure for Marina if someone provides me a visa and a ticket to France :pQuote:
Originally posted by Simon666
:cool: indeed. :D May I know your credit card indeed so I can buy a Ferra... er ... flowers for Marina?
Think that everyone heard it.Quote:
It's not poetry, it's song lyrics. :rolleyes: Never heard that song? :confused:
Yeh... Bring the boys back home!Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
The (Chicken Chops) in the army they say are mighty fine.
But one jumped off the table and killed a pal of mine.
Gee, I've had enough of army life.
Hey ma, i want to go home.
Just have a look at the web page of the Singapore Army -- "Our Army, The Decisive Force" -- LOL. I expect that they mean the three soldiers (four with Xeon) and the rusty tank they have when they say "decisive force" :D :D :D . Xeon, don't forget to take a can of gas with you, or you'll never see that tank moving. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Simon666
It's not poetry, it's song lyrics. :rolleyes: Never heard that song? :confused:
If you're ever in conflict with another rogue nation, here's what you've gotta do. Become a spy, then when you're in the nation you're spying on, become a double agent. That way, no matter which side wins, you'll be a hero.
Saturno7, if you ever read this thread sometimes... You have disabled your Private Messages service. How do you want me to answer your questions???
Others, well sorry for this private insertion in your serious conversation ;)
Marina
Hey, I have not disable my private messages service, have I?
I have just answer to the message you sent me, I saw it a few minutes ago. Anyway, I will check it in my profile, because I didn't mean to disable the service.
I have been working a lot, so I haven't had the time to read the threads, but I hope that everyone is ok and things are still the same around here?. What about Xeon, Simon, Solarflare, and all the rest?. Are them still posting and answering questions? I think they are.
Best regards, :)
Ana.
LOLQuote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
Just have a look at the web page of the Singapore Army -- "Our Army, The Decisive Force" -- LOL. I expect that they mean the three soldiers (four with Xeon) and the rusty tank they have when they say "decisive force" :D :D :D . Xeon, don't forget to take a can of gas with you, or you'll never see that tank moving. :D
I've seen this in hundreds of posts and I never dare to ask.
What in **** does LOL means?
Lots Of LaughsQuote:
Originally posted by Doctor Luz
LOL
I've seen this in hundreds of posts and I never dare to ask.
What in **** does LOL means?
-or-
Laughing Out Loud
Uh Saturno does this count as answering questions? ;)
Laugh out loud ... It's a chat room abbreviation/acronym ...
Quote:
Originally posted by M Owen
Laugh out loud ... It's a chat room abbreviation/acronym ...
Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Lots Of Laughs
-or-
Laughing Out Loud
Uh Saturno does this count as answering questions? ;)
THANKS tonight I will sleep better ;)
I am still amazed that everyone who used to write seems to be still reading this thread continuously, even though they have not been writing for a long time. It seems it is enough to give a name to have this person answer.
Just call Saturno7 and here she comes :eek:
At least there will always be someone to keep this thread alive :D
There are even quite a few new people voting, and the number keeps increasing :cool:
Well you know, I have my pink lederhosen on, and I'm just waiting for you to call big boy...kiss kiss :) :) :)Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Ask him if he dropped socialism and became capitalistic. :D
Wow, looks like they have their own Forum board :D
Our Army, the Decisive force.
From Simon:
The car Ferrari, the latest model you want, right? Sure! But only if you can persuade Marina to climb the Effiel Tower. No climbing, no cars, Simon. :cool:Quote:
indeed. May I know your credit card indeed so I can buy a Ferra... er ... flowers for Marina?
Nah! I never listen to lots of songs except those that REALLY catch my attention and those that REALLY are nice to listen to.Quote:
It's not poetry, it's song lyrics. Never heard that song?
In my whole life time, the only songs I really love is "Insatiable" by Darren Hayes, "Golden Eye" by Tina Turner, "Fur Elise"(classical music.....who is the author? Beethoven? Bach? Mozart? Schubert? Taikowsky?)
These are the songs that make me roar like a total wolf in the backdrop of the full moon. I mean, they inspire you so much. :)
From Tom:
Nah, Tom! We don't have chicken chop for meals here in the army. From what I know, we have wholemeal rice, some greens and some chicken wings or curry. That's all. :)Quote:
The (Chicken Chops) in the army they say are mighty fine.
But one jumped off the table and killed a pal of mine.
Reminds me of a worn-out soldier standing at the top of a cliff during sunset, overlooking the seas after WW II has ended. :)Quote:
Gee, I've had enough of army life.
Hey ma, i want to go home.
From Dimm:
I've heard rumours that Marina will be getting the immigration papers for you from the French Immigtration Department and send them to you by e-mail.Quote:
I will buy a flowers with the greate pleasure for Marina if someone provides me a visa and a ticket to France
All you gotta do is to fill in forms, fax them back and presto!
This is why I say it's cool if you've a smart girl to act as your personal secretary.
You do it, she takes care of the rest. :D
From Gabriel:
The world has turned upside down! How can Gabriel, a Swiss, knows more about my army's web page more than me?! :eek:Quote:
Just have a look at the web page of the Singapore Army -- "Our Army, The Decisive Force" -- LOL.
Anyway, I didn't visit that web site because it makes me puke. :cool:
From Marina:
How??!! Telepathy, of course! Your heart is Ana's heart, and Ana's heart is your heart.Quote:
Saturno7, if you ever read this thread sometimes... You have disabled your Private Messages service. How do you want me to answer your questions???
The soul is supreme unto itself, and your soul is Ana's soul, and her body is your body. You're Ana and Ana is you.
Mariana Vaillant : Female of the new age with the combined IQ of 315. Enough to take on the female Terminator in Terminator III.
Anyway, the guy who marries Mariana will be the luckiest guy in the world, cos' you'll have 2 girls in one body, 1 nice figure and brains.
This is what makes a lady sexy and appealing.
From Ana, AKA Saturno7:
Xeon......yes. He is. There're 4 guys who have been at CodeGuru when God create Adam, Eve and Xeon.(who's an "extra")Quote:
What about Xeon, Simon, Solarflare, and all the rest?. Are them still posting and answering questions? I think they are.
These guys are Sam Hobbs, Xeon himself, Brad Jones and Gabriel Fleseriu.
The challenge now is which one of these 4 guys leave CodeGuru first. :D
Simon is.....has been non-existent for the past 5 months, and now, occasionally, he's back.
SolarFlare....is fading to 0 bytes and even Norton UnErase cannot retrieve him back. But like Simon, he's still posting here sometimes.
From Elrond:
This is what we call "Speak of the devil".Quote:
Just call Saturno7 and here she comes
In this case, it is "Speak of the Saturn".
But in Roman mythology......I thought Saturn was a male god? How did Ana become......nah. Just kidding. :D
Anyway, even MDMD is posting here! It seems that this thread, at this point, is getting as popular as it is, when Sonu Kapoor, our founding father, started it all! The Heyday of the Dinosaurs!
I mean, The Heyday of CodeGuru : Golden Age of Coders!(someone please turn this into a game) :)
I believe it's Beethoven... I hope I'm not wrong because I played it on the piano many years ago.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
"Fur Elise"(classical music.....who is the author? Beethoven? Bach? Mozart? Schubert? Taikowsky?)
What? Huh? It's obvious that CodeGuru started in September 2002. ;):cool:Quote:
There're 4 guys who have been at CodeGuru when God create Adam, Eve and Xeon.(who's an "extra")
These guys are Sam Hobbs, Xeon himself, Brad Jones and Gabriel Fleseriu.
Sometimes... like... NOW! (SolarFlare clicks 'Submit Reply')Quote:
SolarFlare....is fading to 0 bytes and even Norton UnErase cannot retrieve him back. But like Simon, he's still posting here sometimes.
Actually, in terms of CodeGuru activity, I do have a (so far unanswered :() question in the vc forum. So, what are you waiting for! Answer it!!!
I'm sorry you have to join the army. That really sucks that your 'made' to do that, maybe you have national pride, but I don't deal well when people tell me what to do. I'm glad we are all volunteer over here. Sucks to be them though, I'd pay them more...I'd scratch off more off my money (taxes) that they take from me to give back to the armed forces....sucks to be you, you shouldn't be forced to do that...how come sinapore doesn't have a volunteer force? I don't understand where countries make you serve...that's freaking stupid.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
The world has turned upside down! How can Gabriel, a Swiss, knows more about my army's web page more than me?! :eek:
Anyway, I didn't visit that web site because it makes me puke. :cool:
National Security, Mick.
Yes, I know, that went right over your head. But seriously, any nation (or organization for that matter) that can't defend itself is bound to be a target.
Really, how about you come down this way, and get a 7.62 by 54 r busted in yer 'butt'...I was talking about being 'forced' to join the armed forces...don't you find that offensive? I'm so sure I can defend my shores, or die trying. I don't want to be forced to do such unless I have to be...eg: enemy on the shores. There is a difference.Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
National Security, Mick.
Yes, I know, that went right over your head. But seriously, any nation (or organization for that matter) that can't defend itself is bound to be a target.
EDIT: and even f'ing so, if they are on my shores, you dont' need to conscript me...I would fight freely....
BTW: conscription has really worked over the years...it started the american revolution....
Let's see, Marina to persuade to climb Eiffel Tower: between 100 and 1000 $. Leaves enough for a Ferrari, don't you think? :D Consider it a deal.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From Simon:
The car Ferrari, the latest model you want, right? Sure! But only if you can persuade Marina to climb the Effiel Tower. No climbing, no cars, Simon. :cool:
Totally agree! Don't know like for American Army, but heard enough about so STUPID orders in our army and a life in it. Sucks. :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I'm sorry you have to join the army. That really sucks that your 'made' to do that, maybe you have national pride, but I don't deal well when people tell me what to do.
As I remember, Yes.Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
I believe it's Beethoven... I hope I'm not wrong because I played it on the piano many years ago.
I am sure too ;)Quote:
What? Huh? It's obvious that CodeGuru started in September 2002. ;):cool:
AND HEY PEOPLE!!!
Yesterday, I said that tommorow I will have the final "diploma defence", after that I will have a completed HIGH EDUCATION (5 years Oh my God!)
But but but ..... What makes me boredom? Nobody .. oh argh ... nobody told even "Good luck Dimm!" or smth. else ... nobody.. :(
What I always say when people wish me "good luck" is
"Piss on luck". If I have to rely on luck then I am not ready.
Hope it all goes well dimm. What kind of stuff do you have to do?
Either you did, or you defined myself as unwanted buddy. :(Quote:
Originally posted by saturno7
Hey, I have not disable my private messages service, have I?
I have just answer to the message you sent me, I saw it a few minutes ago. Anyway, I will check it in my profile, because I didn't mean to disable the service.
I have been working a lot, so I haven't had the time to read the threads, but I hope that everyone is ok and things are still the same around here?. What about Xeon, Simon, Solarflare, and all the rest?. Are them still posting and answering questions? I think they are.
Best regards, :)
Ana.
GOOD LUCK, DIMM!!!
I'm sure that everything is going to be ok and you'll have your degree made in very little time.
Hey, my english is even worse than it was a few months ago, but anyway, boys, girls...
Ana is back! :D :D :D
Yes, I know, but always it is a little pleasantly when someone say U "Good luck". btw here if someone say:Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
What I always say when people wish me "good luck" is
"Piss on luck". If I have to rely on luck then I am not ready.
"Neither fluff, nor plumage" ( like english Good luck)
U need to answer:
"Go to the ****/devil"
Well, I have a diploma work about "development of mechanizms for remote administration of software". By Other words my own COM/DCOM mechanizms realization for Linux + my DCOM level for Win to, to make it all - cross-platform. So I have the note consists of 111 pages ( Simon U need to have 666 pages for your PhD :D)Quote:
Hope it all goes well dimm. What kind of stuff do you have to do?
+ programs + presentation by wich I need to tell about the work I made.
Yeh, so everything must be OK :)
Thank U Ana :)Quote:
Originally posted by saturno7
GOOD LUCK, DIMM!!!
I'm sure that everything is going to be ok and you'll have your degree made in very little time.
Ana is back! :D :D :D
Nice to see U here again :cool:
OK I'll post a picture.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Let's see, Marina to persuade to climb Eiffel Tower: between 100 and 1000 $. Leaves enough for a Ferrari, don't you think? :D Consider it a deal.
But I would accept flowers only, if that doesn't mean I have to climb the Eiffel tower.
As for getting a visa and so, the best way is to marry me. But I have other plans :-)