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While Yves is the most feared and notorious Mafia ganglord ever, and while Xeon is the Man of all Men, JeffB is the Trickster of all tricksters, the Liar of all liars!
:D:D
The question in probing is : how many innocent women and gurls have you tricked into bed, Jeff Bezos???
Now, with his clever mind and ultimate deceiving skills, it's no wonder he's one of those Boss of all bosses : the CEO of Amazon.com.
Need I say more? :):D:D
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Originally posted by Xeon
While Yves is the most feared and notorious Mafia ganglord ever
Are there Mafia in Russia :confused:
No really? I wouldn't know. :) Now seriously, of course there is. And in Belgium. And Luxembourg. And France. And everywhere.Quote:
Are there Mafia in Russia? :confused:
In recent years, a lot of the Russian maffia immigrated to France, more specifically the Riviera near Monaco. Watch out Marina. :D And we may never know whether Yves has been lying and he is really a Russian maffia boss disguised as programmer. :D
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Originally posted by Simon667
And we may never know whether Yves has been lying and he is really a Russian maffia boss disguised as programmer. :D
mmmmmhhhh ! And he's out to get all 'dope code' :mad:
Don't be silly, pals! We all know Yves M ain't any ganglord whatsoever! :):D
Anyway, yeah......there's Mafia in Russia. The Russian Mafia is the most ruthless, blood-thirsty and the most feared in the world. Scary, man. But I admire their bosses, though. It takes lots of power in you to become a world-renowned Mafia ganglord. ;);):D
That way, the number of gurls u can get to play with you is unlimited. The only limit's the sky.
If I was a Mafia leader, I would be playing with really darn gorgeous and pretty gurls and ladies in bed all day long till I can't even walk!!!!!!! :):D
Simon667? The neighbour of the beast? :DQuote:
Originally posted by Simon667
I you were a mafia leader, your life expectancy would decrease dramatically.Quote:
If I was a Mafia leader, I would be playing with really darn gorgeous and pretty gurls and ladies in bed all day long till I can't even walk!!!!!!!
PHP Code:switch (Xeon)
{
case (Casanova):
double LowCertainty = 0.001 // Chance, 100% = 1.000
LotsOfGurls(LowCertainty);
break;
case (MafiaLeader):
double HighCertainty = 0.9999 // Chance, 100% = 1.000
DeadInNoTime(HighCertainty);
finalbreak;
default:
double NormalCertainty = 0.500 // Chance, 100% = 1.000
TalkingAboutGurls(NormalCertainty);
TalkingAboutProgramming(NormalCertainty);
}
#include "Simon666.h"
#include "WinSimon32.h"
#include "Xeon.h"
#include "WinXeon32.h"
PHP Code:
//........irrelevant code here
CXeon xeon;
CSimon666 simon666;
if(xeon.IsMafiaLeader() == TRUE)
{
//0 for dead, 1 for maimed, 2 for in-coma, 3 for alive
simon666.m_IsAliveTomorrow = 0;
//ensure the m_IsAliveTomorrow variable gets set; by hook or by crook
while(1)
{
if(simon666.m_IsAlive != 0)
{
simon666.m_IsAliveTomorrow = 0;
}
else
{
break;
}
}
}
#include "Simon666.h"
#include "WinSimon32.h"
#include "Xeon.h"
#include "WinXeon32.h"
PHP Code:
//........irrelevant code here
CXeon xeon;
CSimon666 simon666;
if(xeon.IsMafiaLeader() == TRUE)
{
//0 for dead, 1 for maimed, 2 for in-coma, 3 for alive
simon666.m_IsAliveTomorrow = 0;
//ensure the m_IsAliveTomorrow variable gets set; by hook or by crook
while(1)
{
if(simon666.m_IsAlive != 0)
{
simon666.m_IsAliveTomorrow = 0;
}
else
{
break;
}
}
}
eBeast :confused:Quote:
Simon667? The neighbour of the beast? :D
Luckily your code already fails here :pQuote:
if(xeon.IsMafiaLeader() == TRUE)
Boss... well not really, but I'm working my way up the ladder :pQuote:
And we may never know whether Yves has been lying and he is really a Russian maffia boss disguised as programmer.
Here is a part of the CodeGuru logs of today:
:D:D:D:D:D:D:DPHP Code:10:42:00 - Cinquble (5 post in a rows) detected... pfff, no problem
11:15:00 - Time of query 500% longer than normal.... pfff, no problem
11:30:00 - Server slowing, trying to reallocate servers organisation
11:30:05 - Server 02 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:07 - Server 34 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:09 - Server 37 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:17 - Server 39 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:25 - Server 42 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:36 - Server 79 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:40 - End of reallocation...
11:30:45 - Error detected, no more Server for Visual Basic Forum
11:30:55 - Can't reallocate server, must flush user from Server 42
12:30:00 - Most bandwidth using user: Xeon, trying to flush
12:30:05 - Xeon flushed, operation can continue
11:31:05 - Server 42 reallocate to Visual Basic Forum
11:31:10 - Only one user (JeffB) browsing Visual Basic Forum
11:35:01 - Still only one user (JeffB) trying to post....
11:40:01 - Error detected: Server 42 is down....
11:40:10 - Trying to restart Server 42
11:40:12 - Error detected: Xeon has entered General Discussion Forum
11:45:10 - Server 42 restarted...
11:45:11 - Server 42 first operation confirmation: user JeffB have acceeded a thread
11:45:12 - Server 42 reallocate to General Discussion Forum. Cause: Xeon
11:45:14 - user JeffB still waiting to view a thread...
11:50:15 - user JeffB still waiting to view a thread...
11:50:16 - CodeGuru Servers Administration Bot start to ask himself questions...
11:55:18 - CodeGuru Servers Administration Bot answer his questions...
11:55:19 - Answer (1) ---------> CodeGuru is slow
11:55:20 - Answer (2) ---------> Too much thread in General Discussion Forum
11:55:21 - Answer (3) ---------> Xeon post too much
11:55:22 - Answer (4) ---------> Xeon read too many post
11:55:23 - Answer (5) ---------> Xeon post too much corse langage, translation program is overwhlemed
Just kidding, just to say CodeGuru is slow today and that General Discussion traffic is EXPLODING (<---- and that is Nice)
Advise, it has nothing to do with Where are you from poll, except the fact that Xeon will surely read that, and...
IT IS MY 666 POST!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
666
JeffB :D:D
Simon will be very proud of you Jeff ;)
you zhongguoren ma?
you dong zhongwen de ma?
Heh heh heh! :)
My Jeff! U know, u could be responsible for my death : I was exploding with laughter from your ultimately funny and humourous "log"!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha! Arrggghh heh heh heh! Ohh...offfhhnmmmpp.......I can't walk anymore......ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Oh arggghh.......ha ha ha ho ho ho!!!!! :D:D
Jeff, U win thumbs-down! U're the man! :D
And no doubt, Simon will be very proud of you! Maybe you can challenge him, cos' u're the new kid on the block........the Beast, Version 2.......code-named : Flame Griffin.
Whoa! Simon.......Simon...........JeffB, at this point of writing, is already at 668 post!!!!!!! This is what I call.....a Beast more powerful than The Beast.(no offence!) :)
And Yves! No no.........if you become a Russian Mafia ganglord, all the gurls in this world would be extinct! Please no......pal......do a good deed and leave some pretty ones for us, k?
Heh heh heh!
And Platinum Plus! Simon isn't The Beast......he's an eBeast?????? Arrgghh ho ho hoah hoah! Arrggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh heh heh.....ohhh offfmmpp........ohh arrgghh ha ha ha!!!!!!!
It must be Happiness Day today. If not, it must be Laughter Day then. :D
From : zhiwuren2001
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you zhongguoren ma?
you dong zhongwen de ma?
Translated Version : Is anyone here a Chinese?(from China)Quote:
you zhongguoren ma?
Hmmm......well, hi there zhiwuren2001! :)
Other than me and Sonu and probably AIO, there isn't any Asian on this thread.
There's quite a number of Chinese programmers within Codeguru, but they don't usually post non-code related threads. They're more focused on programming stuff.
Most of us here, like Yves and Platinum Plus, Jeff Bezos and Simon, are just nice guys wasting our time and reducing our stress.
Translated Version : Does anyone here knows the Mandrain/Chinese language?Quote:
you dong zhongwen de ma?
Well, I don't think so.........at least not in this thread. All of us here, other than Sir Xeon(ME!), doesn't know anything about the Mandrain/Chinese language.
But even me.......my Mandrain really sucks like anything. I failed in 60% - 75% of all my Chinese tests in high school. :D
So, it would be good if you can do conversation with us here in English instead, if you don't mind. We all understand basic English etc. :)
Note : All translation done are of courtesy of Xeon LanguageTranslation Inc, a world-renowed language-to-language translation company. The CEO is of course, Xeon.(also known as Beal Gates) :D
thanks for reply ,
it was just a testing post ,and even can make you so happy:D