Heh.... :D
Btw, is that your webpage or something? Is your real name: Liew Cheon Fong?
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Heh.... :D
Btw, is that your webpage or something? Is your real name: Liew Cheon Fong?
Nop, that's not me. I just cut-and-paste the link over.
What happens when you remove a CPU fan?
http://www.drunkencat.com/media/1124559424
Heh heh. Interesting. :)
interesting discovery... hmm he sacrificed 2 AMD's to demo this... must be hhell of a QE, hope my company's QE team don't develope skills like that...:p:D
> >> Did u know??
> >>
> >>
> >> 1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about
> >> US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!
> >>
> >>
> >> 2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother
> >> to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he
> >> would've already earned it back.
> >>
> >>
> >> 3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion,
> >> if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself;
> >> he will finish it in less then 10 years.
> >>
> >>
> >> 4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but
> >> still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.
> >>
> >>
> >> 5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in
> >> US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income
> >> i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as
> >> rich as Bill Gates is now.
> >>
> >>
> >> 6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the
> >> 37th richest country on earth.
> >>
> >>
> >> 7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes,
> >> you can make a road from the earth to moon, 14 times back and
> >> forth.
> >> But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use
> >> a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.
> >>
> >>
> >> 8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that
> >> he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million
> >> per day to finish all his money before he goes to heaven.
> >>
> >> Last but not the least : My Favorite........!!!
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for
every time their computers hang because of Microsoft
Windows,
Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years!
oops.. out dated! .. Gates is now 50 (or going to be 50 this year)Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
so.. that makes it :
Quote:
Bill Gates is 50 this year. If we assume that
> >> he will live for another 25 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million
> >> per day to finish all his money before he goes to heaven.
You decreased the number of years to spend all his money, so he actually needs to spend about US$10 Million per day to use up all his money before he kicks the bucket. I rounded up because Gates probably has a bit more money now than he did 10 years ago. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by bijuabrahamp
This has nothing to do with Bill Gates or humor; but, I leave you with this thought: "There must be something inherently wrong with our society when a supermodel is paid more money for an hour of work, than a schoolteacher will earn in ten years."
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Originally Posted by NatThoelecke
In class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.
About family
* I have two daughters both of them are girls
At the play ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
Punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why you are late - say YES or NO
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Originally Posted by NatThoelecke
A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a parrot. He pulled over, picked the poor parrot who was still alive but unconscious. He decided to take him home. When the motorist got home, he put the parrot in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside.
When the parrot regained consciousness, he looked around and said:
"Bars, bread, water...Oh my God!! I have killed the Motorist!!!
Two nuns from France were coming to New York.
While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs."
"Really? Like what?" says the other.
"Over here, they eat dogs."
Astounded, the other gasps, "DOGS! No way! Really?"
"Yeah, they sure do."
"Well, I guess we'll have to just get us some so that we can try to fit in."
After they landed, they went to Central Park to a hot dog stand and ordered.
"Two dogs, please!" the nuns said.
Afterwards, they went to a park bench to eat their dogs.
When one nun unwrapped hers, she blushed.
She turned to the other nun and reluctantly asked, "Er, um...which part did you get?"
:D :D :D
In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"
The little girl says, "Forty."
The teacher says, "Yes, Your mother could get pregnant."
The little girl asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your sister?"
The little girl answers, "Nineteen."
The teacher says, "Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."
The little girl asks, "Can I get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old are you?"
The little girl says, "I'm seven years old."
The teacher says, "No, you can't get pregnant."
The little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."