I think these signs cause more accidents than preventing it. Drivers will die laughing. :D
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I think these signs cause more accidents than preventing it. Drivers will die laughing. :D
heh...good signs you got there... :thumb:
in India, there was English written signs?...or just those signs :D
Most of the signs are in English. Here (in kerala) I am yet to see a road sign in Malayalam (local language). Since Indians speak different languages, common notices are in English. English/Hindhi is our national language. Now I can see more push towards English...esp since BPO and all have come.
Uniformed people sure have a good sense of humour. All these roads (and signs) are maintained by the Border Road Organisation (A military installation) and are meant for military drivers as all these roads must be near borders (probably Kashmir and Laddakh)where civilian vehicles rarely go.
A few days ago, I saw this in an article related to hand-grenade and its use by military. The result may be ghastly but it is humurous whatsoever.
"A common mistake made by soldiers is grasping the grenade in the weak hand, pulling the pin and then throwing the pin."
:thumb: :D
Hans: where did the beating drums go?
Taking a break from them, for a while :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
☻Girls are like roads,
More the curves,
More the dangerous they are.
Q : What Did Clinton Say To Gore About The Whole Affair?
A : Pardon Me
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
Hooray for darwinism!Quote:
Originally Posted by chmanish
A bus stops, and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:
"Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country.... we don't speak aloud in public places
about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta sex? I'm
a just a tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'." :D
you can get 4 flat for this thesis...:D
did you graduate from Pun College of Art?...
Well, thats a dedicated thread for jokes here :thumb:
[ merged threads : no reason to have a separate thread for each joke ]