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Okay, How stupid is she?Quote:
Originally posted by coderitr
Wanna bet? My wife is the stupidest woman on the planet.
Did she ever sit up all night studying for a blood test? Has she ever tried to sharpen a ball point pen? Does she think the Red Sox will win the world series some day?
How stupid is she? Consider this:
One of our favorite TV shows is 24 on Fox. This season, a terrorist has a biological weapon (a virus) that he is threatening to unleash on the population of the US unless the president caves to his demands. In the conversation between the president and the terrorist, the terrorist said "you are no longer in control of your country." She asked "So he's not the president any more?"
She only recently realized that movies are actually a whole bunch of still photographs played in rapid succession.
She actually thinks that I love her.
Is she blonde? that would explain alot...Quote:
Originally posted by coderitr
How stupid is she? Consider this:
In the conversation between the president and the terrorist, the terrorist said "you are no longer in control of your country." She asked "So he's not the president any more?"
She only recently realized that movies are actually a whole bunch of still photographs played in rapid succession.
who is the stupid one again? :pQuote:
She actually thinks that I love her.
No she isn't blonde. I was stupid when I married her.
your not alone ;) But I corrected that problem ;)Quote:
Originally posted by coderitr
I was stupid when I married her.
/Well both problems
Here's another example from a few years ago:
Car A is travelling toward the other two. Car B is waiting to turn Left. Car C (her) is turning right. Car A hit her as she pulled out. She thought the accident should have been charged to Car B because it was blocking her view.
that's why my next wife will be from realdoll.com....
disclaimer: should you actually choose to visit realdoll.com...don't blame me....
Hey coder, any tips on avoiding such pit falls? Considering I'm not married a have already got stabbed in the back a couple of times by a some b*****s, I'd really like to know how to avoid such train wrecks in motion.
The Franciscans are still looking for a few good men....Quote:
Originally posted by ats007spdou
Hey coder, any tips on avoiding such pit falls? I'd really like to know how to avoid such train wrecks in motion.
hmm women or good beer? that's a real hard choice...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
The Franciscans are still looking for a few good men....
wait around for 20-30 years...the money DARPA is pouring into robotics right now outta at least shake out some applications for the public sector...hubba hubba...though I guess instead of snorting teh viagra I'll have to switch to mainlining...Quote:
Originally posted by ats007spdou
Hey coder, any tips on avoiding such pit falls? Considering I'm not married a have already got stabbed in the back a couple of times by a some b*****s, I'd really like to know how to avoid such train wrecks in motion.
/Hops there is a model that brews beer or at least an upgrade.
The best advice I can give is never get married. The simple fact of the matter is that no man has ever gotten a fair deal in divorce court.
Oh well, atleast getting a girlfriend isn't so bad, after all, the sex is there. I just wish that we could buy computers that look and talk like humans, something like in the anime Chobits(drooling). If they misbehave, just reprogram them :D too bad you can't do that to real people :( .Quote:
Originally posted by coderitr
The best advice I can give is never get married. The simple fact of the matter is that no man has ever gotten a fair deal in divorce court.
No, more like h**l no.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
The Franciscans are still looking for a few good men....
Actually, if everyone will adhere to your choice, that means after, say, 100 years there will be no more ordinary people... and now tell me... who will then do new s*x dolls for us - immortal :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Mick
that's why my next wife will be from realdoll.com....
disclaimer: should you actually choose to visit realdoll.com...don't blame me....
Dimcan McCoder