this poor thread has become "Xeon's sex fantasy in a boat!"..:rolleyes:
/you don't ever come near my boat...:D
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this poor thread has become "Xeon's sex fantasy in a boat!"..:rolleyes:
/you don't ever come near my boat...:D
this is pretty obvious Max...what else do we expect from 21 years old kid having fun discovering his body's function and abilties... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
[b]anyway, the breaking news:[/b
Xeon and his boat along with the passengers sank yesterday 123 nautica from the Bermuda Triangle. They want to cruise to a mystical island called Pornmised Land located at the southen part of the Whorea territory. Anyway, because hte captain and his crews are having fun watching the passengers dirty action via CCTV, they didn't care a large iceberg ahead of them. The black-box had been recovered and this is some lines extracted:
Captain: Mayday, mayday..we got a hit by an iceberg and......darn, look Crew 1..cabin 023 is coming now...yeah, that's the way baby...oh, and our condition is getting worst...need backup...I repeat...need back rub...I mean need bed up...over and yeaah...
The love-boat also had been reported having a very great shaking coming from the cabins giving another hint why this thing happened.
The crew and the passengers are refused to be saved by a passing boat called MAX BOAT. The reason of the refusal is simply that they believe the island offers so much fun and they want to swim to get there.
Meanwhile, one of the dwellers from the Pornmised Land had been saved by the crew members of MAX BOAT. The captain of this boat remain anynomous. The saved guy is still mysterious.
Anne Unti Pourn, for Fox News, signing out.
From Ree:
Oh yes, indeed. I have so much potential within. My latest goal is to tame a 39 year old real woman. After that......once I've completed her, I know I'm ready for bigger things. By the way, guys......don't you all think older girls are hotter?Quote:
this is pretty obvious Max...what else do we expect from 21 years old kid having fun discovering his body's function and abilties
Very very interesting.Quote:
Xeon and his boat along with the passengers sank yesterday 123 nautica from the Bermuda Triangle. They want to cruise to a mystical island called Pornmised Land located at the southen part of the Whorea territory.
Very very funny. :D I didn't know we can use a CCTV for such hot purposes. I'll definetly submit this idea to CCTV companies so that they can use it as a main selling point for their CCTV products.Quote:
Anyway, because hte captain and his crews are having fun watching the passengers dirty action via CCTV, they didn't care a large iceberg ahead of them.
Do you know that on my ship, the service crew girls all walk around carrying a portable mattress strapped to their back? This is to ensure that our "Anytime, anywhere" motto is fulfilled. We always pander to our customers desires. On the 5th cabin at the 71st deck next to the adult-only casino? Easy. Mattress setup, girl ready, action GO! :cool:Quote:
The black-box had been recovered and this is some lines extracted:
Captain: Mayday, mayday..we got a hit by an iceberg and......darn, look Crew 1..cabin 023 is coming now...yeah, that's the way baby...oh, and our condition is getting worst...need backup...I repeat...need back rub...I mean need bed up...over and yeaah
And no.....it's true our ship did hit an ice-berg and we almost sink. But thank the Heavens.....we didn't. The ship is currently docked at Jamaica and we're undergoing repairs. We WERE aiming for the Bermuda Triangle, cos' that's where the Pornmised Land lies.
Do you ever wonder why once ships and planes get into the Bermuda Triangle, they disappear forever? Because the Pornmised Land is too good.
That's why they never return. I know the feeling........I saw that Land in my dreams......ahhh...........
Nah, the water was too freezing. No chance. We really have to wait for the ship to get repaired. Also, a very very senior US official has expressed interest in my voyage and has made a deal with me too.Quote:
The crew and the passengers are refused to be saved by a passing boat called MAX BOAT. The reason of the refusal is simply that they believe the island offers so much fun and they want to swim to get there.
The deal is : 4 US warships(USS Abraham Lincoln, USS Kitty Hawk, USS Roosevelt and USS George Washington) and 20 fighter planes will escort my ship.
In return, I'll bring him to the Pornmised Land after he retires from office during the next USA Presidential election(since he has no confidence in winning office next term). :D
I'm the Captain, kid! I'm also the owner of that ship(The Splendour Virginia).Quote:
Meanwhile, one of the dwellers from the Pornmised Land had been saved by the crew members of MAX BOAT. The captain of this boat remain anynomous. The saved guy is still mysterious.
That guy may be a fisherman, I think. I doubt the media wants to know him too.
Imagine : the boss of an erotica ship being associated with a raggy fisherman? Darn! :p
Good day,
Xeon.
Good to see you back Xeon. I for one am glad you are here to deal with
nonsense like this thread.
the world is so ****ed up because they are so many people who presume to know what is good/bad for others and are more than willing to force it down their throats (or at the very least lop off a few heads to make their point).
wait... I better stop.
Never argue with a four year old.
From Soul pal:
Good to see you, Soul! I remember you...you were here during the time when Elrond was here too. :cry:Quote:
Good to see you back Xeon. I for one am glad you are here to deal with
nonsense like this thread.
Where have you been? Does your return means that the old hunks are coming back too? :thumb:
Anyway, yes. It's good I'm back to deal with nonsense in CodeGuru. A few weeks ago, there were around 2 teenage busturds(less than 17 year old) hanging around this forum. They post one-line posts and stir up problems, talk in a totally unprofessional way, abused everyone, tried to be cool and even targetted me and scolded me in their teenie-speech every ******* they've got.
Now, these kids need to realize that I've been here even before their mothers got married.:rolleyes:
Yeah, right. A lot of the Middle-East governments are doing this. In fact, even a certain Western nation is doing this too. We all know who that nation is, though. It's real sad.......why can't each country just stick to it's own guns and care more about their home affairs more? The governments of countries seems to be more interested in what OTHER countries are doing.:rolleyes:Quote:
the world is so ****ed up because they are so many people who presume to know what is good/bad for others and are more than willing to force it down their throats (or at the very least lop off a few heads to make their point).
Good day, Soul.
Xeon.
to keep up with the nonsense...here we go again...more straight forward aproach.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by souldog
in certain issues, yes..but for the porn issues, no...Quote:
the world is so ****ed up because they are so many people who presume to know what is good/bad for others
we all know the dangers...not only to the watchers, but also to the actor/actress....we put our society at risk...
when a dad put some rules to his children, it's not because the dad hate them..it's because he LOVE them SO MUCH....if he doesn't care about them, why did he bother to do that...
humanity is at risk with porn...porn EQUAL TO prostitution...the only different is, you watch the prostitutes and you start to fantasize and then self-pleasure...so, waht's about the prostitutes safety...ok, just grab condoms with their favourite flavour; strawberry, banana, original juice, etc...then they're all safe... :rolleyes:
what's the postitution offer us...an example how the human can be just like wild beast...u spot a nice chic, flirt a little, bring her home, do her and then just ignore her...heck yeah, it's totally fun...and totally beast... :eek:
so how do you feel if any of your relatives involve in porn industries, a pornstar maybe...do u feel proud? or do u feel ashamed/mad? or you just don't care...
yup, "just take care your own skin"..that's the modern day motto for us...but why bother if your friends got sick?...he can take care his own skin...
when you involve in politics...u'll turn to be just like any other politicians...they want VOTES...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Whos forcing what down whos throat? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by souldog
These are personal opinions, no ones forcing anything down anyones throat.
I'll go play on the swings now...
holy cow! well said...I'll vote for your party next election... :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
but your daughter want to go swimming:D..Quote:
I'll go play on the swings now...
Yes, I agree w/ mrRee when he said... "well said." :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
From Ree:
Well said, well said! Why, I agree totally with you, Ree!Quote:
humanity is at risk with porn...porn EQUAL TO prostitution...the only different is, you watch the prostitutes and you start to fantasize and then self-pleasure...so, waht's about the prostitutes safety...ok, just grab condoms with their favourite flavour; strawberry, banana, original juice, etc...then they're all safe
The world needs more righteous heroes like you who stands for justice and joy. U have the makings of Abraham Lincoln.
These issues aside, where's the 12 porn DVDs you borrowed from me last week? My nephew needs to watch it, if you please. Thanks.
(you didn't use my DVDs and auction them on ****, did you?:mad:)
Now, these porn stars are not prostitutes. Prostitutes, most of them, always cover their faces and hide away in shame because they don't want others to know what they're doing. Porn stars are different. For lots of them, they want big bucks, but they ARE NOT poor. They just want to be even richer. Greed, I say. Prostitutes are prostitutes because they are desperate for money or they're being forced.Quote:
so how do you feel if any of your relatives involve in porn industries, a pornstar maybe...do u feel proud? or do u feel ashamed/mad? or you just don't care.
Ever wonder why a lot of porn stars/actresses/models are those slim goddesses who score 8 and above, outta 10, in terms of looks and figure?
Because they got the assets and they wanna make money out of it. Smart.
If I become a politician, I'll turn a blind eye to porn sites, DVDs and magazines. I'll impose death penalties on paedophiles and child porn, sex slavery and forced prostution. I'll uohold justice and ensure better and more joyful life for my people. :cool:Quote:
when you involve in politics...u'll turn to be just like any other politicians...they want VOTES
From Deniz:
Soul is talking about how you're forcing something down some girl's throat. Isn't it, Soul pal? :cool:Quote:
Whos forcing what down whos throat?
Good boy. So, you finally listen to daddy now. Good!Quote:
I'll go play on the swings now
From Cherish:
U're just a little girl, so buzz off! :DQuote:
Yes, I agree w/ mrRee when he said... "well said."
Oh yes, you're another one too, Cherish. No wonder you and MrRee are so similar. Just remember to return me my stack of hot CDs too. There were about 7 of them, I think.
U know what CDs I'm refering to.
Thanks,
Xeon.
:D :D .. and who is the judge..? he knows exactly what Xeon needs...Quote:
Xeon : Your Honour, I plead guilty to actively supporting porn.
Judge : Good. I hereby exile you to The Pornmised Land for 10 years.
Xeon : But it's too long, Your Honour!
Judge : How dare you argue! 60 years! Court dismissed!
Xeon : Yes, yes! Finally, finally! Woo-hooo! :thumb:
Xeon : Your Honour, I plead guilty to actively supporting porn.
JudgeMax : Good. I hereby exile you to The PornFree Land for 10 years.
Xeon : But it's too long, Your Honour!
JudgeMax : How dare you argue! 60 years! Court dismissed!
Xeon : No, noooo! Woaa-wooo:cry:!
JudgeMax : :D
those DVDs have weird Regional code...even the RegionKiller.exe can't managed to break the code...where did u get 'em..from Pornmised Land?...my DVD-ROM can't read it...so, i burned themn all...i'll give u its ashes..(in case u'r a gooney, it mean, I don't want to involve in porn anymore)...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
so tell your nephew...Uncle mrRee hope he'll study sex education, not porn education...
Lemonade!..do u know where the word "PORN" came from?..it came from the word "PROSTITUTION"...just take out the "STITUIO" alphabets, and you get "PRON"...because porn is a reverse prostitution, they reverse the word "PRON" and it became "NORP"...the word "NORP" is a holy word for "National Officer on Refugees and Peace" and this can't be used to describe the abnormal act of prostitution...so, they make a little changes and woilla!...you gott the word "PORN"...learned some leason, old kid?..Quote:
Now, these porn stars are not prostitutes.
now, u draw a graph of porn vs porn...you get "PORNOGRAPHY"...
you let them sing a song(ah..aaaAAah)...you will be the "PORN STAR"'s fan..
you make them eat stuffsd...you have "PORN STUFF" within your breath...
you can't live without 'em...you are a "PORN ADDICT"..
see..it all base on the evil prostitution...
BTW..u didn't answer the how-do-you-feel-if-ur-relatives-involve-in-porn question yet...have you took the "self test" yet..I wonder what's ur answers might be...
what the fruit!...read my lips: "wut..der..phroot"...this is not smart...if they're so yam smart, they'd been called by Steven Spielberg for his next movie, titled "what the fruit"...hahagh..u make me laugh, white-head...(anyway...haven't anyone told u not to use cheap hair colouring...now ur red hair faded to white:D)...Quote:
Because they got the assets and they wanna make money out of it. Smart.
that will be called as rape...not grape...Quote:
From Deniz:
Soul is talking about how you're forcing something down some girl's throat. Isn't it, Soul pal? :cool:
hahah...Judge Max has spoken :D ...you knew he is moer strict than Judge Dread...
//realist is a politician...idealist is a political book writer...they both create an imaginary world with their promises...
Is it time to derail this thread yet?
Ahh...this thread was going nicely till someone from porn-missed land came and hijacked it.
I reckon we should talk about the tele-tubbies for a while.
:p