Xeon's milestones

From Ree:

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Do you draw all those graphics you post yourself?

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Impressive, isn't it? Picasso or whatever artist would be so ashamed to even look at my feet.
Unfortunately, no. I didn't draw those graphics myself. I got a collection that I got from the web and I use PhotoShop to edit them, blend them with the photo behind, and it takes lots of good taste and foresight to know which pictures goes the best with which pictures.

I would be Bill "Xeon" Gates by now if I drew those. :rolleyes:

Good day,
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

From Ree:

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:confused: Euhm, don't you mean "From Marc G" ;)

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Originally Posted by Xeon

I would be Bill "Xeon" Gates by now if I drew those. :rolleyes:

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lol :lol:

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Bah! I'll let my art do the talking

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meh!...talk to my thumb :thumbd:............. or to my tounge :p...or to my eyes :eek:....or to my teeth :D....

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(the file size is 200 KB, so pull down your pants and wait) :

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I'd stripped naked and I only got this message ? "The page cannot be displayed"...yam!...

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I would be Bill "Xeon" Gates by now if I drew those.

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and I'll castrate myself if you drew those by yourself....BTW, what's the picture again? :D....

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Originally Posted by Marc

Euhm, don't you mean "From Marc G"

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this is what you should've expected when you talking to old man like Xeon :D...

I'd a conversation with a 70+years old woman....first he said I'm his son...then 2 minutes after, I'm his long lost lover...am I looks like 80 or something... :eek:...this is an insult to my charm:D...

From Ree:

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meh!...talk to my thumb ............. or to my tounge ...or to my eyes ....or to my teeth

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Nah! I prefer talking to that thing in your pants. :thumb:

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I'll castrate myself if you drew those by yourself....BTW, what's the picture again?

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It's basically a picture of how Ree got trashed by Xeon. Like the way King Kong trashed T-Rex in that latest King Kong movie. :cool:

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this is what you should've expected when you talking to old man like Xeon

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Actually, I just realized it's real cool to be old. Girls prefer mature and older guys, not teens like NoHero(little wonder he's called "NoHero".....) :rolleyes:
By the way, Ree....since you're my die-hard smelly pal, here's a secret : I'm getting real bored and sick of XHTML and it's lightweight, easy and dull syntax. Which means I'm not going into JavaScript and CSS, as well as PHP too. I'm thinking of going back to C++. Once, I posted a pic of a guy saying "Good-bye, C++" and the guy in the picture was looking back. Maybe that's really an indicator that I'm going back to C++.
Beware, though : at Mount Everest 2008, you may be using your toyish-looking Flash/ActionScript against my C++. In such a pathetic scenario,......do you think you stand any chance, considering that Macromedia Flash 8.0 and ActionScript are coded in........C-PLUS-PLUS??? :ehh:

Good day!
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Nah! I prefer talking to that thing in your pants.

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but I left my wallet on the drawer... :p

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It's basically a picture of how Ree got trashed by Xeon. Like the way King Kong trashed T-Rex in that latest King Kong movie. :cool:

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a vicious tough great monster like mrRee will be trashed down by a mere weak small flies XeOn?...that was a biggest hoax I'd ever heard of:D...
just tell me, kid...which part of your body you love the most and I'll swear to my ugly hidious toes that I'll spare that part... :D

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Actually, I just realized it's real cool to be old. Girls prefer mature and older guys, not teens like NoHero(little wonder he's called "NoHero".....)

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one word...Nah!....which girl will admire you if you can't even remember where the toilet is :p...

speaking of toilet, I saw a sign written : "Toilet for sale/let"...I don't knoe if this a fake ads, but if it's true, this is a new way to earn money:D...

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By the way, Ree....since you're my die-hard smelly pal, here's a secret : I'm getting real bored and sick of XHTML and it's lightweight, easy and dull syntax. Which means I'm not going into JavaScript and CSS, as well as PHP too. I'm thinking of going back to C++. Once, I posted a pic of a guy saying "Good-bye, C++" and the guy in the picture was looking back. Maybe that's really an indicator that I'm going back to C++.

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didn't I told you, I'm a psycic?:D....I'd prophesied it here:D....

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Beware, though : at Mount Everest 2008, you may be using your toyish-looking Flash/ActionScript against my C++. In such a pathetic scenario,......do you think you stand any chance, considering that Macromedia Flash 8.0 and ActionScript are coded in........C-PLUS-PLUS??? :ehh:

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we'll see who'll have the last laugh....BUARGHAAHAHAAAHhaAA-HA-HA-HEH-HEGH-PEGH-PEH-PEH...

From Ree:

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but I left my wallet on the drawer

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In that case, I'll get a disease-infested old hag to make you happy, then. :thumbd:

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a vicious tough great monster like mrRee will be trashed down by a mere weak small flies XeOn?...that was a biggest hoax I'd ever heard of

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Er-hem. Small flies? I never know that.......all I know is that some know me as "The Lord of the Flies".

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(from Wikipedia) :
Ba‘al Zebûb might mean 'Lord of Zebûb', referring to an unknown place name Zebûb, or 'Lord of flies', zebûb being a Hebrew collective noun meaning 'fly'. In ancient context, there may be little meaningful distinction between Beelzebub and Ba‘al the ancient Semitic god. In Christian writings, either form may appear as an alternate name for Satan (or the Devil) or may else appear to refer to the name of a lesser devil. As with several religions, the names of any earlier foreign or "pagan" deities often became synonymous with the concept of an adversarial entity. The demonization of the ancient deity led to much of the modern religious personification of Satan, as the adversary of the God.

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one word...Nah!....which girl will admire you if you can't even remember where the toilet is

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Nah, not that kinda old. Old as in 40++ years old. If you're a 24 year old girl, would you settle for some pre-pubescent 12-year old kid or go on a holiday with a 41-year old handsome? :rolleyes:

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we'll see who'll have the last laugh....BUARGHAAHAHAAAHhaAA-HA-HA-HEH-HEGH-PEGH-PEH-PEH

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Time to take your Alzehmier's Disease medicine, uncle.

Good day,
Xeon. :ehh:

what are you guys talking about? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Er-hem. Small flies? I never know that.......all I know is that some know me as "The Lord of the Flies".
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what the Lord of the Flies can do actually?...I know about Sauron in LOTR and I'd defeated him badly, but not this type of weakling...so I'll face a new type of opponent...this can be added to my winning resume... :D

I'll pluck the eyes out and turn it into my armor's button...the wings will be my new amulet...my new Boots of Might will be made of its scale/skins...and I'll scatter all the other parts around at 7 different junkyard....the Lord of the Flies should be curled in fear:eek:...

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Nah, not that kinda old. Old as in 40++ years old. If you're a 24 year old girl, would you settle for some pre-pubescent 12-year old kid or go on a holiday with a 41-year old handsome? :rolleyes:

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craptus limpus!...why not 26+ or 30+?... :rolleyes:
I'd never been a girl...so it's hard for me to say...maybe you should ask several girls here at CG...like cherish or ideru or Miss Piggy...

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Time to take your Alzehmier's Disease medicine, uncle.

Good day,
Xeon. :ehh:

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no..it's just a fly which dare to enter my mouth...don't it see I'm in the middle of laughing here :D....
and what do you "ehh" about?....don't worry...you still got 2 years to improve yourself :thumb:...

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Originally Posted by Sahir

what are you guys talking about?

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nothing in particular...just raving around...if you feel like raving, you can join us.... :D

From Ree:

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what the Lord of the Flies can do actually?...I know about Sauron in LOTR and I'd defeated him badly

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Indeed you can. In fact, any nerdy gamer who has a PlayStation 2 / xBox with LOTR game can defeat Sauron. I reckon that I can do a 193-hit combo on him. :wave:

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I'll pluck the eyes out and turn it into my armor's button...the wings will be my new amulet...my new Boots of Might will be made of its scale/skins...and I'll scatter all the other parts around at 7 different junkyard....the Lord of the Flies should be curled in fear

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The Lord of the Flies openly challenge thee! Why do witches and ghouls never come out on Halloween nights nowdays? Because the Lord of the Flies has awaken! Why are kids so respectful towards cockroaches and pests nowdays? Because the Lord of the Flies has been released from his bonds! :thumb:

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I'd never been a girl...so it's hard for me to say...maybe you should ask several girls here at CG...like cherish or ideru or Miss Piggy

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Eh....who's this Miss Piggy? Are you sure it's not MiCk under disguise? Ideru may be Deniz? :thumbd:

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...you still got 2 years to improve yourself

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Just to keep you updated, and also the last confirmation update : I'll be using the 3 Divine Skills of Idavoll to challenge thee! XHTML! JavaScript! PHP! :mad:
Shouldn't you pick up more skills to challenge mine? :rolleyes:

From Sahir:

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what are you guys talking about?

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We're having an elite discussion here, son! Only the most elite of the gods can understand us.

Good day!
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Indeed you can. In fact, any nerdy gamer who has a PlayStation 2 / xBox with LOTR game can defeat Sauron. I reckon that I can do a 193-hit combo on him. :wave:

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you defeated him in a game...but I defeated him in real life...there's a bif different...you virtually defeated him...and I obviously lied:D...
anyway, what's the satisfaction in slaming and poking a big orange eyes...he's defenceless... :rolleyes:

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The Lord of the Flies openly challenge thee!

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pah!...I'd dedicate my life to thwart any challenge upon me...behold!..by the soul I'd vanquished, I'll send them a new companion for them to exchange their shameful histories...the history when they'd been defeated by one and only man...the mysterious man... :p

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Eh....who's this Miss Piggy? Are you sure it's not MiCk under disguise? Ideru may be Deniz? :thumbd:

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nah!...I don't think MiCk will disguise as a woman...Miss Piggy is from SingaPore too...maybe she's your neighbour...and Deniz lives in Australia while ideru lives in Ellesmera...they're 4 different people with 4 different personalities...I'm quite sure about that :cool:...

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Just to keep you updated, and also the last confirmation update : I'll be using the 3 Divine Skills of Idavoll to challenge thee! XHTML! JavaScript! PHP! :mad:
Shouldn't you pick up more skills to challenge mine? :rolleyes:

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y'know...my brain capacity is limited :eek:...the ActionScript stuffs alone had occupied 1/4 of my brain...the other 3/4 is for junks stuffs which I need...so where can I keep the other programming stuffs?....in my toes?...or my nose?...

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anyway, what's the satisfaction in slaming and poking a big orange eyes...he's defenceless

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Indeed. The noobs in LOTR should have faced me indeed. Frodo, Legolas and whatever VS. Xeon.:thumb:

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the history when they'd been defeated by one and only man...the mysterious man

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By the way, you're the mysterious guy wearing the old, torn-and-tattered hat who clears away our rubbish dumps every midnight, in your old and stinky-foul clothes, the guy whom no girl wanna even look at, right? :eek:

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Miss Piggy is from SingaPore too...maybe she's your neighbour

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Impossible. Maybe she lives on my farm? :D
In all my years in CodeGuru, I only saw one noob female member from Singapore, and that was years ago when I had no status here.

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Deniz lives in Australia while ideru lives in Ellesmera...they're 4 different people with 4 different personalities...I'm quite sure about that

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If even you, Ree.......can masquerade as an "Antartician", surely Ideru and the lot have no problems too?
Tell you what, pal......

Ideru == Deniz
Miss Piggy == MiCk
mrRee == Brad Jones

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y'know...my brain capacity is limited ...the ActionScript stuffs alone had occupied 1/4 of my brain...the other 3/4 is for junks stuffs which I need...so where can I keep the other programming stuffs?....in my toes?...or my nose?

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Say, why do you keep coding in ActionScrip? Why not learn web programming together with me? You can create all kinds of cool functionality with PHP, you know. And you can use XHTML and JavaScript for the user interface.

Besides.......if Macromedia falls(they're already purchased by Adobe years back) and their product direction changes, that means that your Flash/ActionScript skills are no better than useless bits. :sick:

Think about it, son. PHP is the way to go. Even Vanessa supports PHP.

Good day,
Xeon.

:evil smile: I am back !

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Indeed. The noobs in LOTR should have faced me indeed. Frodo, Legolas and whatever VS. Xeon.:thumb:

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are sure you can handle them all?... :rolleyes:

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By the way, you're the mysterious guy wearing the old, torn-and-tattered hat who clears away our rubbish dumps every midnight, in your old and stinky-foul clothes, the guy whom no girl wanna even look at, right? :eek:

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yup!...but as the world spins around following the sun, the human still be humans...they can't see something beyond than meets the eyes...they never realize who'd saved this world from the evil...that's because he's so mysterious even the evils didn't know who'd defeated them... :eek:

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In all my years in CodeGuru, I only saw one noob female member from Singapore, and that was years ago when I had no status here.

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now you'd met another one;)...

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Ideru == Deniz
Miss Piggy == MiCk
mrRee == Brad Jones

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that's blesphemy...if I'm Brad, this forum will not be a professional forum anymore:p...and I'll ban evrybody including myself:D....

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y do you keep coding in ActionScrip? Why not learn web programming together with me? You can create all kinds of cool functionality with PHP, you know. And you can use XHTML and JavaScript for the user interface.

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right now, I'm comfortable with Flash...I like to see cool graphical things...and I would like to develop a cool website someday by using Flash......

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.......if Macromedia falls(they're already purchased by Adobe years back) and their product direction changes, that means that your Flash/ActionScript skills are no better than useless bits. :sick:

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I don't think Adobe will turn it into a mutant monster...Flash will survive...80% Pc in this world have Flash Player...

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Originally Posted by MrBean

:evil smile: I am back !

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who's dare to disturb me while I'm contemplating in toilet...Xeon!!...answer the door!!...

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are sure you can handle them all?

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No problem. After all, Frodo has barely reached full puberty and he blushes when he sees girls. :rolleyes: Legolas is a elf and he has superb/magnified hearing, and all I need to do is to blast my Hi-Fis to the loudest volume and you'll see if he goes deaf(70 decibels == 70,000 giga-decibels to him).
And Gandalf.......wow! He's a aging old man who bought his pirated "magic staff" from this June's black market in South Darkota, Ree!

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if I'm Brad, this forum will not be a professional forum anymore...and I'll ban evrybody including myself

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When you ban everyone including yourself, we'll have lots of free, un-used disk space and bandwidth, and in this case of CodeGuru, we're looking at literally petabytes and petabytes of diskspace and bandwidth. Imagine, Ree : we can use these to host worthy porn sites around the world and provide blazing-fast video streaming and picture downloads!

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I am back !

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Do you know this noob, Ree? :ehh::ehh:

Good day!
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Ideru == Deniz
Miss Piggy == MiCk
mrRee == Brad Jones

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Ah, a new milestone for Xeon: overloading operators. :D :D

// Just kidding...