Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Oh, please...
This is the problem with civilians driving military vehicles - they get militant!
Your "hummer" (which drones more than it hums) would need about 10 engines to catch up with my car (I've heard that the default configuration of one engine gives it enough capability to take bullock-carts and household pets over).
Having said this, I must add that there are scenarios where a hummer can damage a regular car. For one, the driver of the hummer can't see the rump of the car - when reversing. For another, everything behind that rump is covered in a plume of black smoke (more likely: mushroom cloud) - so, it is but consequent that a hummer should plough into my car when reversing.
In this event, I shall only return to the parking lot to find a sparkling sheet of fine steel where my car once stood.
Moral of the story: Don't park behind a hummer.
Sid's Moral: Don't park anywhere around Cherish!