There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
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There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
I saw this at the Fast Food place where i went to get lunch today...
Please Note:
Children can not be accepted as legal tender..
By order of management..
At the same fast food joint..
The keys to the burger safe are held by an outside security company.
"Theres already one god, stop applying for the position"
Genuine sign in a UK butcher's shop window:-
Watership Down - you've read the book, you've seen the film.... now try the pie..!
The truth is whatever gets the most applause. History is a lie agreed upon...
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I have no fear because I´m the baddest m'er f'er in the valley. - From a sig in another forum i visit...
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time
Faith makes things possible not easy
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. - Mitch Hedberg
God knows everything, the teacher knows better
If I don't remember wrong that's stolen from Casualties of War and was said by Sean Penn.Quote:
Originally Posted by GremlinSA
I can't say for sure but this is said being true and from a commercial some (probably long) time ago.
"Relieve your wife. Nothing sucks like an Electrolux..."
Yup. http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/u...1;t=001038;p=1Quote:
Originally Posted by S_M_A
Seems it was a commercial first displayed in UK in the 60's. Thanks Wizard for verifying. :)
If you think no one cares whether your alive, just miss a couple of payments on your car..