Youngest Code Guru

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Did I say something about sound effects? For other readers : this time I have deleted or edited nothing. Xeon : I tell you : do not listen to the voices inside your head. A cute French **** named Jeanne d'Arc did this once and ended up being barbecued by a bunch of English guys.

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What has this barbeque thing gotta do with me? U mean, I gotta create a time-machine and go back in time to save this cute and pretty mistress in distress? I will, definetly. Just gimme some armour, a forceful lance and a very very gigantic shield 3/4 of my height and a red cape. I'll rode on my horse, Rhindon, and charge forth to fight the good fight. Thank you. :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

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Originally posted by Xeon
What has this barbeque thing gotta do with me?

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That was just an illustration not to listen to the voices inside your head, telling you things that aren't there. I used the Joan of Arc illustration as you started making a rather nasty remark about her. Do not underestimate my memory.

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Originally posted by Xeon
Just gimme some armour, a forceful lance and a very very gigantic shield 3/4 of my height and a red cape. I'll rode on my horse, Rhindon, and charge forth to fight the good fight. Thank you.

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You would look as ridiculous as Lord Farquaad. :D I would like to post a picture too, but serve yourself by typing Farquaad at http://images.google.be/. :p

From Simon666:

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That was just an illustration not to listen to the voices inside your head, telling you things that aren't there. I used the Joan of Arc illustration as you started making a rather nasty remark about her. Do not underestimate my memory.

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U're being a root, Simon! U're still living in the past???!!! We're already on airplanes and concordes and you're still using hand-made stone-wheelcarts???!!

That post has been dead for darn long, and u're still reading it?

And no.....don't gimme crap about you having a good memory. For once, you remember it cos' Joan is your idol, sonny.
Besides, you really should try to break the Guiness Book of World Records if your memory is that good. The current record is remembering and reciting different 50 objects at 1 shot without pausing.
Please don't waste your talent, Simon pal. :o :o :cool:

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You would look as ridiculous as Lord Farquaad. I would like to post a picture too, but serve yourself by typing Farquaad at http://images.google.be/.

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As if! I'm much more cooler than that, sonny! Maybe you look something like him when you dress up. That's why u thought of Farquaad in the first place. Agree? :D:D:D:p

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Originally posted by Xeon
As if! I'm much more cooler than that, sonny! Maybe you look something like him when you dress up. That's why u thought of Farquaad in the first place. Agree? :D:D:D:p

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No. I thought of him because you told me of dressing up in armor on a horse and because Lord Farquaad is also rather short. Ever seen Shrek? :D :p

From Simon:

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No. I thought of him because you told me of dressing up in armor on a horse and because Lord Farquaad is also rather short. Ever seen Shrek?

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Yes, I've heard of Shrek but I didn't watch it, cos' it really sucks.
And no. There's 2 kinda knights : atrocious knights(like the one you mentioned) and sleek and sweet knights. Just cos' I'm short doesn't mean I'm unsweet. What do u know, Simon???!!!! :p:D:p:D:p:D:p:D

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Originally posted by Xeon
Yes, I've heard of Shrek but I didn't watch it, cos' it really sucks.

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How can you tell when you haven't seen it? And the critics and reviews were rather good.

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Originally posted by Xeon
And no. There's 2 kinda knights : atrocious knights(like the one you mentioned) and sleek and sweet knights. Just cos' I'm short doesn't mean I'm unsweet. What do u know, Simon???!!!!

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When I'm finished with you, you're going to look like the black knight in "Monty Python & The Holy Grail". :D :D :p :p :cool: :cool:

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How can you tell when you haven't seen it? And the critics and reviews were rather good.

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Rubbish! I've seen the trailers and advertisements on TV and one look at it and I know it sucks. I mean, it's obviously darn LaMe, pal. An un-cute monster, a **** in green and some monsters. That's all.

If you really want to know the great movies, they're : Gladiator, Jurassic Park I, II, III and Spiderman. These are my darn favorite movies. :cool::o:D

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When I'm finished with you, you're going to look like the black knight in "Monty Python & The Holy Grail".

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Nice dream, but an impossible one. What holy grail??!!! I'm gonna grill you and make chicken chop outta ye', Simon!
How 'bout a hot piping plate of Belgian Chops, Simmy style? :D:D:D

Can't we all just agree that Xeon would make a bad knight and that Simon would make an equally bad knight and that SolarFlare would make the best darnn knight there ever was!

From Solar:

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Can't we all just agree that Xeon would make a bad knight and that Simon would make an equally bad knight and that SolarFlare would make the best darnn knight there ever was!

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Now that you're back, kid.....it's gonna be great for me. That means, you're gonna indirectly increase my daily number of posts, and help me reach the 5000 mark faster. Thanks a lot, Solar! :D:D

And no......u can never be a good knight, because your're too bright and all armour will melt. A knight without armous is useless, pal. :):D:):D

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Originally posted by solarflare
Can't we all just agree that Xeon would make a bad knight and that Simon would make an equally bad knight and that SolarFlare would make the best darnn knight there ever was!

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Now that your back, I need to point you to something you don't seem to have made a point about yet, but Xeon has a new avatar. It looks like a bearded terrorist, but is apparently Abraham Lincoln. Could you inform me of something solar? Why is that guy so popular nowadays? I thought he was not that popular at his time (the Civil War), even rather unpopular, the fact that he got shot is some support for this.

From Simon:

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Now that your back, I need to point you to something you don't seem to have made a point about yet, but Xeon has a new avatar. It looks like a bearded terrorist, but is apparently Abraham Lincoln. Could you inform me of something solar? Why is that guy so popular nowadays? I thought he was not that popular at his time (the Civil War), even rather unpopular, the fact that he got shot is some support for this.

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Hmmm......Simon is indeed cunning. Trying to tempt me into starting a flame war, so that I'll get banned while you grin secretly. I'll shut up just to spite you. :p :p :p :p :p

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Originally posted by Xeon
I'll shut up just to spite you. :p :p :p :p :p

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That ought to be the first time you do that out of free will. :D :p :cool: :rolleyes:

Maybe I am? I am 19 years old and programming since 1997 in C++?

:D :D

From Kubbazoob:

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Maybe I am? I am 19 years old and programming since 1997 in C++?

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Nah! I'm 18 years old, and Solar is even more powerful : 13 years old! :D:D:D:D:D:D

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Originally posted by Xeon
Now that you're back, kid.....it's gonna be great for me. That means, you're gonna indirectly increase my daily number of posts, and help me reach the 5000 mark faster. Thanks a lot, Solar! :D:D

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Yes of course. That's the plan, isn't it?

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And no......u can never be a good knight, because your're too bright and all armour will melt. A knight without armous is useless, pal. :):D:):D

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If that's the case, it would also just melt any arrow/bullet/spear/etc. that comes my way. And my own charming personality would be my weapon. :cool:

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Originally posted by Simon666
It looks like a bearded terrorist, but is apparently Abraham Lincoln. Could you inform me of something solar? Why is that guy so popular nowadays? I thought he was not that popular at his time (the Civil War), even rather unpopular, the fact that he got shot is some support for this.

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[clears throat] As you know, history has a way of crediting the wrong people all the time. This is one of those incidents. Lincoln is known as the man who ended the civil war and abolished slavery, etc. This is not true. First of all, when the civil war ended, Abe was long dead. It was Johnson in office who abolished slavery, not Abe. Abe actually encouraged slavery because in doing so he supported peace - he wanted to end the war more than he wanted to get rid of slavery. A stupid southerner actually assassinated him. It was a dumb idea because Abe was going to go easy on the Southern states after the war, but his successor (Johnson) was pretty rough and got rid of slavery once and for all. Abe is popular today because people seem to remember him as the great hero of the American civil war. He isn't, but then again, kids learn about Columbus and not the Vikings, etc. It all has to do with history remembering itself incorrectly.

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Originally posted by Xeon
Solar is even more powerful : 13 years old!

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No, I'll tell you again: I'm four years old. But you were right about my power - I am unbelievably powerful; never get in my way :mad::mad::p

From Solar:

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If that's the case, it would also just melt any arrow/bullet/spear/etc. that comes my way. And my own charming personality would be my weapon.

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Yes, right. But beware of nuclear bombs from behind. They're too dangerous to play with. :)

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As you know, history has a way of crediting the wrong people all the time. This is one of those incidents. Lincoln is known as the man who ended the civil war and abolished slavery, etc. This is not true. First of all, when the civil war ended, Abe was long dead. It was Johnson in office who abolished slavery, not Abe. Abe actually encouraged slavery because in doing so he supported peace - he wanted to end the war more than he wanted to get rid of slavery. A stupid southerner actually assassinated him. It was a dumb idea because Abe was going to go easy on the Southern states after the war, but his successor (Johnson) was pretty rough and got rid of slavery once and for all. Abe is popular today because people seem to remember him as the great hero of the American civil war.

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But it's rubbish! When the Civil War ended, Lincoln made the Gettysburg Address, which means he ain't dead at that time!
Arrggh you!
I bet Johnson was voted outta office the 2nd time : in other words, he was only able to run for President 1 time.

Besides, historians know so much more than us! If they wanna credit Lincoln, of course they do extensive research, pal. :p
From what I know, there's suppose to be at least 3 great US presidents, : George Peace Washington, Franklin Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. No mention of Johnson! :p:p:D

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No, I'll tell you again: I'm four years old. But you were right about my power - I am unbelievably powerful; never get in my way

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Cool down, kid! Later on, Daddy's gonna buy some Simpson and Pokemon toys for you! :D
As for you, Simon! I'm gonna send you a carton of milk powder for 1 year olds. :D

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Originally posted by Xeon
But it's rubbish! When the Civil War ended, Lincoln made the Gettysburg Address, which means he ain't dead at that time!
Arrggh you!
I bet Johnson was voted outta office the 2nd time : in other words, he was only able to run for President 1 time.

Besides, historians know so much more than us! If they wanna credit Lincoln, of course they do extensive research, pal. :p
From what I know, there's suppose to be at least 3 great US presidents, : George Peace Washington, Franklin Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. No mention of Johnson! :p:p:D

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Actually, everything I said above is entirely true. Really.
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Lincoln was actually dead when he gave the Gettysburg Address. Nearly ninety-nine percent of the audience didn't realize it at the time, and so he is credited with having lived an additional two years. His closest advisors, among the few who knew the truth, sat his corpse right up in that oval office and signed stuff for him. Of course, a country without a real president is a country at war, and the civil war lasted until Johnson assassinated the zombie of Lincoln and ate the Gettysburg Adress. Then George Washington's great-great-grandson declared the war over, and that the confederacy had won, and that pretty much brings us up to modern day.
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From Solar:

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Lincoln was actually dead when he gave the Gettysburg Address. Nearly ninety-nine percent of the audience didn't realize it at the time, and so he is credited with having lived an additional two years.

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Rubbish! Maximum Crap! How can a dead man give a speech! :p:p:p

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His closest advisors, among the few who knew the truth, sat his corpse right up in that oval office and signed stuff for him. Of course, a country without a real president is a country at war, and the civil war lasted until Johnson assassinated the zombie of Lincoln and ate the Gettysburg Adress. Then George Washington's great-great-grandson declared the war over, and that the confederacy had won, and that pretty much brings us up to modern day.

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Rubbish! Total garbage! Why did they have to beautify things! Lincoln didn't pay them any $$$ to improve his overall image! Arrgghh you! If I were you, Solar......I would throw my C++ stuff and learn history from scratch. :cool::):cool::)

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Originally posted by Xeon
Rubbish! Maximum Crap! How can a dead man give a speech! :p:p:p

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Hollow his corpse out, put batteries, mechanics and a speaker in it et voila, a speaking corpse. You do not actually believe the pope is still alive now do you? :D :rolleyes:

From Simon:

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Hollow his corpse out, put batteries, mechanics and a speaker in it et voila, a speaking corpse. You do not actually believe the pope is still alive now do you?

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Darn! I was right, Simon! U're a voodoo master + witch doctor!
I know you're afraid of the......


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Originally posted by Xeon

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Aaaaarrrrrggghhhhh..... Xeon has found a way to defeat me. Keep that thing away from me. No. No.. Nooo.... :eek: :eek: :eek:

So now we know that the + is Simon's weakness, and that kryptonite causes Yves to not be able to use his moderating powers... so what is Xeon's weakness? (I, of course, have none)

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Originally posted by solarflare
So now we know that the + is Simon's weakness, and that kryptonite causes Yves to not be able to use his moderating powers... so what is Xeon's weakness? (I, of course, have none)

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I was just kidding. I'm still alive, what cannot be said of you when I'm finished with you. :D Xeon's weakness is 'gurls' ofcourse. All we need to do is arrange a date for him with a believable drag queen, so he finds out too late and gets a heart attack.

What's the sound I hear in the background?

Crowds of people cheer out of admiration of this witty yet evil plan.

As Blackadder would have said it : "I have a plan so cunning
you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.".

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Originally posted by Simon666
I was just kidding. I'm still alive, what cannot be said of you when I'm finished with you. :D Xeon's weakness is 'gurls' ofcourse.

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No, I think you're just saying you're kidding to cover up the weakness you've exposed. Hows this:
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With this I can fend off Yves (the top is kryptonite), Simon (the bottom is a cross), and Xeon (the whole thing is a female symbol). Excellent.

From Simon:

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Aaaaarrrrrggghhhhh..... Xeon has found a way to defeat me. Keep that thing away from me. No. No.. Nooo....

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Hi Simon! Awwww! U're such a sweet, awesome and cute guy who's totally warm and friendly!
U're so just, gallant, handsome and impartial! Whoa! Tomorrow, I'll send 6000,000 gurls to you to show that you're our Lord!

By the way, to show that you're our noble Lord, the knight above all knights and the saint above all great saints, go to :

http://www.debevec.org/StPauls/actual-cross.jpg

Yes, that's right. Please visit the address above. U're the man, right? And no.......that's a picture of a really cute ****, trust me. Yes, that's right.


Arrgggghh!!!!!!! Simon has melted! YAY!!!!!!! How cool! Tis' payback time, BUSTER! I'm SOOOOOOO HAPPY! WHAT CAN YOU DO TO ME, BUSTER!!!!!!!!! YAAARGGHHHH!!!!!! BOOOOO!!!!!!!
This is what I call "drinking your own medicine", buster!!!!!!


From Solar:

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So now we know that the + is Simon's weakness, and that kryptonite causes Yves to not be able to use his moderating powers... so what is Xeon's weakness? (I, of course, have none)

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By the way, where's Yves my ex-Mafia boss? I haven't seem to see him since 3 weeks ago. :eek:

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With this I can fend off Yves (the top is kryptonite), Simon (the bottom is a cross), and Xeon (the whole thing is a female symbol). Excellent.

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Kid! Is this how you repay the hand that feed you when you're a baby! Pooh! U ingrateful buster!

Looks like nobody here misses Yves until Solar just mentioned him.

Maybe he is busy explaining to his Mafia group why his nationality isn't Russian.:p

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Originally posted by solarflare
No, I think you're just saying you're kidding to cover up the weakness you've exposed. Hows this:
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With this I can fend off Yves (the top is kryptonite), Simon (the bottom is a cross), and Xeon (the whole thing is a female symbol). Excellent.

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If the whole thing is a female symbol, you're going to attract Xeon instead of fending him off. That's so dumb I would nominate you again for dumbest codeguru. Too bad I already voted.

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Originally posted by Xeon
U're so just, gallant, handsome and impartial! Whoa! Tomorrow, I'll send 6000,000 gurls to you to show that you're our Lord!

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Singapore Population: 4,151,264. You moron, you wouldn't have any gurls left not in Singapore, not even in your entire close region. :rolleyes: But I appreciate the offer, thanks. :p Oh, and crosses or holy water don't do me anything. Haven't you learned anything from The Excorcist?

From CBasicNet:
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Looks like nobody here misses Yves until Solar just mentioned him.
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Nah! :)
I do miss him. It's just that I wanna be a real man and I don't wanna talk about my feelings in public. And no. I'm not a gay, thank you. :)

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Singapore Population: 4,151,264. You moron, you wouldn't have any gurls left not in Singapore, not even in your entire close region. But I appreciate the offer, thanks. Oh, and crosses or holy water don't do me anything. Haven't you learned anything from The Excorcist?

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Nice of you, Simmy! Must have got that figure from the Web once again, eh? Whoa! :rolleyes:
And u're the moron if any, kid!

First of all, we're talkin' about globalisation nowadays. Since when do I have to dry up the female population here in Singapore?! Use your feeble brains to think, buster pal. Aye~! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Okay... so my invention isn't exactly going to earn me millions... so what?

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Originally posted by Simon666
If the whole thing is a female symbol, you're going to attract Xeon instead of fending him off. That's so dumb I would nominate you again for dumbest codeguru. Too bad I already voted.

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:( that hurts.

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Originally posted by CBasicNet
Looks like nobody here misses Yves until Solar just mentioned him.

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Yep, it looks that way. Yves and me, we go way back. We both went to the same pre-school and all. Nah I'm just kiddin around. But we did join CG at around the same time, we were in the "Solve this logical task" thread together. Good times. But we've also had our problems. He closed the "Not worth reading" thread, and messed around in it a bunch. Overall though Yves is a pretty cool guy. When I get my grlz from Xeon, I'm gonna forward half of them to Yves.

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Originally posted by Xeon
And u're the moron if any, kid!
First of all, we're talkin' about globalisation nowadays. Since when do I have to dry up the female population here in Singapore?! Use your feeble brains to think, buster pal. Aye~! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

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Seems like you are the 'Dumbest codeguru' because:

1) It is "you", not "u". :p

2) You mention "First of all", while there is no second or third. :rolleyes:

3) I already mentioned in the original post 'not only Singapore', but also your entire close region. Maybe you really are blind. Again, here are the sunglasses : :cool:

4) You just are because I say so. :D

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Originally posted by solarflare
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I didn't mean that one. I think it should be Xeon, but then again, there is only choice between you and me. And by the way, when Yves complained to me about insomnia in a PM, I suggested him to go sleep with the fishes. He said he had heard of this once and would ask his mafia buddies to arrange it. Gee, I wonder if anything happened to him? ;) :p

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Originally posted by Simon666
Gee, I wonder if anything happened to [Yves]?

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Now that you bring it up, he has been gone for two weeks... and no mention of traveling... :confused::confused:

From Solar:

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that hurts.

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Of course it does, Solar pal. Fopr the 29473,000,5726-th time, Simon is mean and heartless.

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Yep, it looks that way. Yves and me, we go way back. We both went to the same pre-school and all. Nah I'm just kiddin around. But we did join CG at around the same time, we were in the "Solve this logical task" thread together. Good times. But we've also had our problems. He closed the "Not worth reading" thread, and messed around in it a bunch. Overall though Yves is a pretty cool guy. When I get my grlz from Xeon, I'm gonna forward half of them to Yves.

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Yes, yes.......Yves. The coolest moderator of all time. You can curse like never before and say the foulest language ever and he's not gonna send you warning letters! When he's back, I'm probably gonna test his kindness and patience and curse at him outta the blue like tomorrow's gonna end. Real cool! :D

And yes. Before you forward those innocent teens to Yves, be sure to study the Spanish customs checkpoint properly. They may charge you fees etc.

From Simon:

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I didn't mean that one. I think it should be Xeon, but then again, there is only choice between you and me. And by the way, when Yves complained to me about insomnia in a PM, I suggested him to go sleep with the fishes. He said he had heard of this once and would ask his mafia buddies to arrange it. Gee, I wonder if anything happened to him?

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No. Read below. :o:o
(by the way, Simon......I'm darn sick of you and I really am gonna launch a plan to get you ban once and for all! :p)

From Solar:

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Now that you bring it up, he has been gone for two weeks... and no mention of traveling...

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Yves must have gone for a holiday without telling anyone.
U see, Yves lives in Madrid, Spain.

And according to the Virgin Irona, the Goddess of all Goddess, she told me most working folks in Madrid are gonna have a 24 days-long holiday.(including Herself)
And since Irona lives in Madrid, which is the same as Yves, isn't it likely that Yves has gone for a quiet holiday? ;);)

When Yves pal gets back, I'm gonna try my torture tools on him so that he'll inform us of any holidays instead of leaving quietly. After all, me and Solar used to be his ex-Mafia men. :cool:

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Originally posted by Simon666
I saw the movie and let me tell you : the ending sucked. I had to see the sequel to understand what the lousy ending was all about.

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Originally posted by solarflare

How can a person as brilliant as you, Simon, be so blind? The movies are never never never like the book! I'll grant you this: the movies sucked long and hard. But the books were good. Perhaps you'd like Asimov instead.

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Maybe my English is too poor or what! A few years ago, I read the first book of 'Lord of the Ring' halfway and I lost track of the story.:p The book is very boring compared to its prequel 'The Hobbit'.I did not go to watch the movie

I heard that this trilogy was written in 1973. Heck these novels are even older than me!:rolleyes:

Ahh this reminds me of the first Science Fiction (series of 4) novels I read, 'Rings of the Master' by Jack L. Chalker. Hmm, I was 13 years old then. I hadn't got my first PC until I was 17 years old. This novels sparked my interest in computers. Master in 'Rings of the Master' is referring to a SuperComputer called Master-System.

This is a short narration of how the story plot (roughly) goes (for those are interested),

In the future, a few scientists had invented Master-System, and there were 5 rings(with embedded micro circuitry) to control Master-System. Master-System killed its inventors. But its inventors had programmed Master System in such a way that the 5 rings were not to be destroyed and must be in the hands of humans at all the time. And Master-System had to obey whoever had the 5 rings.

Master-System destroyed everything which was technological and Mankind went back to live their lifestyle as it was before the Age of Enlightenment. After a few centuries, most of the people forgot and didn't know their lives were actually ruled by a Computer.

'Rings of the Master' is about a small group of people who stumbled about this Truth and their search to find the five Rings to set Mankind free.



His other books, Jack wrote, are not that captivating. His 'Moreau Factor' is so boring and its ending is so abrupt and anti-climaxed.

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Originally posted by solarflare

How can a person as brilliant as you, Simon, be so blind? The movies are never never never like the book! I'll grant you this: the movies sucked long and hard. But the books were good. Perhaps you'd like Asimov instead.

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Heard that Asimov is good but I only read 2 books which he co-authored with Robert Silverberg, 1 being 'NightFall' and another is 'The Ugly Little Boy'

Used to read Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine in 1991-1992.:D

I didn't mean that the books are better than the movies, or that the movies are better than the books. Both are possible on different occasions.

:confused: :( What are you guys talking about ? gos?

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Originally posted by Wfranc
:confused: :( What are you guys talking about ?

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If I knew what I were talking about, I probably wouldn't be talking about it.