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Originally posted by vicodin451
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Originally posted by vicodin451
Hit you on the head with my ET LunchBox.
ET: can you hear me now?
Can you still hold things ???Quote:
Originally posted by Mick
*snicker* I have not yet begun to flame...Don't stick your hand in the fire and expect not to get burned....or should I say don't come at me, I'm armed ;)
No really, I haven't burned myself in a long time, and it hurt hurt hurt, spent three hours with my hand in a bowl of cold water, the blister went from my fingernail to second knuckle...I mean people were giving me wierd looks when I flipped them the swollen bird??? But I had been watching the Ring (good flick) and eating crab soup (lefty) so all worked out...though rubbing one off is out of the question right now....
/Eagles
//Take it to the limit...one more time....
Phoooone home ... Phoooooone home ... BUZZ! Click! Whiz! Gurgle! Clink!Quote:
Hit you on the head with my ET LunchBox.
Oh my head it hoit so badly .... My castle for an aspirin ...
it really doesn't take that long to learn how to open a beer with your feet ;)Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
Can you still hold things ???
"Your future is in an oblong box."
I many times have seen people without hands eating by their own feet...True !!! You vseen before ?
Vicodin451, do you have any friends work for microsoft ?? :)Quote:
Originally posted by vicodin451
"Your future is in an oblong box."
Depends on what you are going to say if I say yes or no... :DQuote:
Originally posted by hometown
Vicodin451, do you have any friends work for microsoft ?? :)
I have seen "The matrix" but there are still some quiestions I can't understand
Is "The matrix" sefadjoint?
Has "The matrix" a null determinant or not?
Has "The matrix" zeroes in the diagonal?
And the trace? What happens with the trace?
Please help me to understand! :(
If C is true then B) determinant is null and D) the trace is 0.Quote:
Originally posted by Doctor Luz
I have seen "The matrix" but there are still some quiestions I can't understand
A)Is "The matrix" sefadjoint?
B)Has "The matrix" a null determinant or not?
C)Has "The matrix" zeroes in the diagonal?
D)And the trace? What happens with the trace?
Please help me to understand! :(
As to A, you probably don't need self adjointness.
To find the true meaning of life you need to I) move to Milwaukee, II) drink a lot of beer, III) get a factory job.
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Originally posted by Tom Frohman
If C is true then B) determinant is null and D) the trace is 0.
As to A, you probably don't need self adjointness.
To find the true meaning of life you need to I) move to Milwaukee, II) drink a lot of beer, III) get a factory job.
Sorry but if C) is true the determinant is not necesarily 0.
;)
However...
I) Where in ****is milwaukee?
II) Yes I know that, and I do it, but I forgive the meaning of the life as soon as the drunkennes finishes.
III) yes but can I be the factory boss?
Wisconsin.Quote:
Originally posted by Doctor Luz
I) Where in ****is milwaukee?
Ever hear of the "Brewers"?
Nop, I am a little far from Wisconsin. :pQuote:
Originally posted by vicodin451
Wisconsin.
Ever hear of the "Brewers"?
Aren't we all?:DQuote:
Nop, I am a little far from Wisconsin.
Yes, i wasn't thinking. The determinant isn't necessarily 0.Quote:
Originally posted by Doctor Luz
Nop, I am a little far from Wisconsin. :p
There used to be a tourism campaign with the motto "Escape To Wisconsin". I always wanted to take one of their bumper stickers, clip out the "To" and push the remaining parts together to get a "Escape Wisconsin" bumper sticker.
The state motto: Eat Cheese Or Die!
Yeah. No one's ever done that, I'm sure.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
There used to be a tourism campaign with the motto "Escape To Wisconsin". I always wanted to take one of their bumper stickers, clip out the "To" and push the remaining parts together to get a "Escape Wisconsin" bumper sticker.
Wisconsin is really all that bad, well if your just driving thru that is...always wanted to stop in the Dells and see what it was all about...But I did stop at a casino in WI at least I think it was in WI....
Smarties are good ... Kills your tongue tho.
I'm a hairball ... Is that off topic enough for ya?
turn your head and cough???Quote:
Originally posted by M Owen
I'm a hairball ... Is that off topic enough for ya?
Baldie !!! A lot of medecine out there in the pharmacy market. Pick one home, enjoy hairy feeling a few weeks later...Quote:
Originally posted by M Owen
I'm a hairball ... Is that off topic enough for ya?
People in the West think being said bald in rude/impolite but people in the East donot think of it that way....
Sorry, Michael Owen.., just a joke.:)
Your surname is pretty...True !!!!
I have heard many times here and there...A friend of my father's has such a name...
I didn't know this. Do you mean that New Yorkers think it is polite and Californians think it is rude? :DQuote:
Originally posted by hometown
People in the West think being said bald in rude/impolite but people in the East donot think of it that way....
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And how do they react to a bald eagle?Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I didn't know this. Do you mean that New Yorkers think it is polite and Californians think it is rude? :D
As for all the bald jokes and such ... I've a full head of hair (original to boot) that is not touched by grey yet at my advanced age of 40 ... So no harm no foul ...Quote:
People in the West think being said bald in rude/impolite but people in the East donot think of it that way....
Sorry, Michael Owen.., just a joke.
This was just another lame attempt at interjecting random quips into this non-conversation ... I do have to say that I'm failing quite miserably too ...
This thread is an exercise in failure, so you're fitting right in! But you're on topic, so you're not fitting in.Quote:
Originally posted by M Owen
This was just another lame attempt at interjecting random quips into this non-conversation ... I do have to say that I'm failing quite miserably too ...
And the topic is???? My observations ... I'll change my tune: I'm an abject failure on posting to this thread and it's all Tom Frohman's fault for creating this thread in the 1st place ...:DQuote:
This thread is an exercise in failure, so you're fitting right in! But you're on topic, so you're not fitting in.
How about that!
Dilbert rules ....
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Originally posted by M Owen
And the topic is???? My observations ... I'll change my tune: I'm an abject failure on posting to this thread and it's all Tom Frohman's fault for creating this thread in the 1st place ...:D
How about that!
Dilbert rules ....
Okay Flame boy here we go :)
You should be posting over in the flame and hissy fit thread (yes, you know what thread I'm talking about).
look rudolph, just because you weren't invited doesn't mean you can't join in the fun and games....Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
You should be posting over in the flame and hissy fit thread (yes, you know what thread I'm talking about).
You Michigan dudes are hostile!
Right-o squirrel boy ...;) I was aiming for the whining and griping thread tho ... I will be watching my back for the invasion of rabid squirrels coming to hunt me down and claw/scratch/nibble me to death ... :D I got LOTS of ammo ...Quote:
Okay Flame boy here we go
You should be posting over in the flame and hissy fit thread (yes, you know what thread I'm talking about).
vicodin451,
:DYou ain't seen nothing yet ... Wait 'til the discussion turns to Ohio State! WATCH OUT!Quote:
You Michigan dudes are hostile!
Hmmm....Go Terps!!!
I have a 5x8 tarp.
Tarps are so much better than cardboard boxes...they just fall apart when it rains...now a tarp with some cardboard boxes...now that's what I call living....Quote:
Originally posted by vicodin451
I have a 5x8 tarp.
Martha Stewart never had it so good.
Are you kidding me? You'd only get half the stations! Not to mention cable.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick
Tarps are so much better than cardboard boxes...they just fall apart when it rains...now a tarp with some cardboard boxes...now that's what I call living....
has anyone ever told you that you guys are strange? I mean clearly your abby normal....and I thought I was wierd....
Bucephalus, Bocephus, and Lucipher walked into a bar...Quote:
has anyone ever told you that you guys are strange? I mean clearly your abby normal....and I thought I was wierd....
And I thought I had a flounder!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.
Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances,
talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied,
"Get him, Spike!"
:D
A burglar breaks into a house one night. Using his flashlight he starts searching the drawers. Suddenly, a voice behind him sais "Jesus is watching you". The dude wheels around in panic, lights his flashlight, but it's no one there. So he takes a deep breath and goes on searching the drawers. A couple of minutes later, the same voice: "Jesus is watching you". He wheels around once more and starts searching the room systematically with his flashlight. Eventually he notices a cage with a parrot. "Who are you?" asks the burglar. "Moses" answeres the parrot. "Moses? Who on earth names his parrot 'Moses'?" And the parrot answers: "Well, the same people who name their Dobermann 'Jesus'"...
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the secret sign of a charmed existence
is the shiny liquid on her lips
and the ecstasy that comes with her image
grows from the power that the money gives
and she's got a celebrity lifestyle
and she's just floating in space
and all her children want a suck and a taste of
oh, her celebrity lifestyle
yeah, her celebrity lifestyle
and she's just a drug addiction
and a self-reflecting image of a narcotised mind...
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The other day I was so thirsty for a beer that I snuck into the stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers.
What are you guys talking about ??? I dont understand a thing ! True. :(
I like Bug Bunny, really.
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Originally posted by hometown
I like Bug Bunny, really.
is that the one that goes: "I tawt I taw a putty tat!" :D
What does that mean ???Quote:
Originally posted by Deniz
is that the one that goes: "I tawt I taw a putty tat!" :D
Hyde and Hare ! <-- watch it ?
A lion, a donkey, and a fox were hunting, and the kill had been good. With evening upon them, the weary three paused to rest and the lion said, "Friend donkey, divide the kill into three parts, one for each of us." The donkey did so, producing three piles of almost miraculously equal size. The lion promptly slew the donkey, threw his body onto the rest of the kill, and said, "Friend fox, divide the kill into two parts, one for each of us." The fox promptly shoved all of it together except for the corpse of one crow, which he put to one side. He said, "Do you, friend lion, have this heap for your half, and the dead crow will be my half." The lion smiled broadly and said, "Well done, friend fox, but who taught you to divide so cleverly into equal halves?" "The dead donkey," said the fox.
SolarFlare,
what exactly is hapenning ????
I dont understand what you guys are talking about ??? Really.
How many times do I have to explain it to you hometown? Infest the poor widow! Potatoes are potable. Surely with the proper diet and good hygene we can ween him from his folly.Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
SolarFlare,
what exactly is hapenning ????
I dont understand what you guys are talking about ??? Really.
Science doesn't have all the answers only all the questions. The first question you have to ask is "where do these buns come from?"
The Lion is a symbol. In the story above it represents the poor and downtrodden proletariat . The donkey represents Celine Dion singing in Las Vegas. The fox is merely a veiled reference to Kellog's Corn Flakes. Now we have the proper reference frame from which to construct our view. This is just an allegory illustrating the futility of life itself..
I hope this clears things up.
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