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i like RATM for some time, then its just hard noise.. music selectin depends on mood.. so some times listen to rocks, alternative.. or even boybands, britney?? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
/ i like the most is the "Naruto" anime theme song, its japanese,
/ OMG I'm off topic also.. please forgive my ignorance.. :p
It's time to bring Milla on the scene.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Her name is Alice and she remembers everything.
I hope she doesn't remember me !!! :(
We had her already :rolleyes: ... and her rating was: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Who had her? :eek: I didn't have her. :sick: :pQuote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Well, I guess we can have her again. :rolleyes:
Is there something to remember? :DQuote:
I hope she doesn't remember me !!!
Me... ;) :D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I just got a great idea. :D Well, we had Alien vs. Predator, Freddy vs. Jason, and apparently Superman vs. Batman is underway. I would like to see Lara Croft vs. Alice. :D There should be some sexy scenes... ;)
Like slime fighting? ...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
/or how ever it is called...
No, just a combination of Tom Raider vs. Resident Evil action.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
I even have the idea for the story: Alice was affected by the last remodelling in Umbrella's laboratories. She has become a bad girl and only one can stop her: Lara Croft. But no one dies in the end, obviously, she is saved from the dark paths. :D :D :p
wow! sounds like a really boring movie! will they be naked?Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Not more than most of action movies... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
I said sexy scenes, not porn scenes... :cool:Quote:
will they be naked?
Oh, I see, half naked... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
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Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
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Originally Posted by cilu
Hi guys! :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Bad news. My girlfriend doesn't want to let me add her picture here :cry:
She threatened to beat me up, if I do it :D
Are you sure you are talking about your girl friend? :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
Get her a Codeguru account, or let her use your's and Ejaz and Me will show her, that we are nice person's she can trust ... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
Are we? :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Well, I can't speak for you, but I can speak for Ejaz and NoHero and we three are all goodfellas. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andreas Masur
It seems to me that you have a problem. Either never post here again, because you said you won't post again unless you show us a picture of your girlfriend, or get over your gf's wish and taking a good punch from her...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanes
Hmm, a big puzzle this is... for you :D :D
Hanes, I think you tried a bluff. :sick:
Aren't you? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andreas Masur
Yes Hannes... Austrian's would say: "Stand your man!" ... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
No doubt in that and I guess that why CG is different then others (atleaset for me), that it not only gave me knowledge of what I didn't know (and still give me what I don't know) along with friends, like Cilu, NoHero, Ajay Vijay, Ovidiv, Max, YSG and the list goes on and on :)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
And for Hannes, man surely I won't like to see you beaten :D btw, do you know that by picking such a girl friend you are getting into the competition with Linus Torvalds, his wife is (I believe) 7 times karatay champion of Finland. (I read that at some site, not sure about the validity of it)
Have you noticed that someone rated this thread as terrible bad (one star)? :eek: I wonder who that may be. :sick:
First of all! Thanx for all your support guys :D - I'll won't stop posting here, because CG is a very nice place to be, and I agree - not only with the knowledge received from other members, but the friendliness and kindness (friendship) between some membersQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I love you guys! :D
Cilu, I didn't call a bluff. :D
BTW. I received a bad rating in this thread, I don't know if I should mention the person's name, But different strokes for different folks!
I could have had 80+ already on my rep! :rolleyes:
You are not the only one, but as you said, different strokes for different folks :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
Like me, but the one who rated me bad, has a good reason that should be respected. :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
All of you got negative rep points here? What's wrong with some people?! I think I know who did that. :D :cool:
ehh? you guys get bad reputation from this thread...?? tell me who and whY?? :sick:
I don't know the guy never mentioned any comments, it would be better if he did that but anyway.
BTW, Max did you change your vote for Angelina yet? :p
@cilu: she's lovely!
is this thread supposed to find out who is the loveliest actress, or who is the sexiest actress? or does it even cover both? :confused:
BTW: my girlfriend has a black belt in tae kwon do...
no,no no way man!! are you tryng to turn me to the dark side..?? tryng to make m betray my monica..? hmm that won't happen, no way.. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
I don't care. Beauty, sexyness, whatever...Quote:
@cilu: she's lovely!
is this thread supposed to find out who is the loveliest actress, or who is the sexiest actress? or does it even cover both?
OK. So, what are you trying to say?Quote:
BTW: my girlfriend has a black belt in tae kwon do...
She knows everything about the dark side and what it means to fall to it.Quote:
no,no no way man!! are you tryng to turn me to the dark side..?? tryng to make m betray my monica..? hmm that won't happen, no way..
There are 45 days left...
i won't post a picture of her.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
err are you counting the days to the final episode??Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
/19 May realease over here !! can't wait... :thumb:
that makes sense.. no body wants to get hit by a karate girl.. of course we all know which part of the body womans attack to beat a guy... ouch... :p :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
*ggg* it's sometimes safe to wear my icehockey protective clothes (including jockstrap) at home!Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Well, you have very limited options, either upgrade your girl friend, or be in the protected mode around her. Girl Friend & Software, you can never trust, they can show unexpected behaviour anytime. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
Then shut up and sit down in the back row next to Hannes ... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
nah.. upgrading may even worsen his current situation, an upgrade may solve the original problem, but adding with some new extra features which of course would be buggy also... :lol: so basically you have no way to go...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
/have you tried to uninstall her..??
umm....Serivce Packs? :rolleyes: :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
well, i don't know how hannes deals with it, but i'm an experienced user, so i can handle my girlfriend. since i didn't upgrade her for more than 6 years now, i have also solved all mayor bugs and luckily didn't introduce any new with questionable service packs or whatever.
the only update were the cats, which solved some major bugs such as her annoying me or being bored when i'm going out alone.
@nohero: i (other than hannes) never promised to post a pic. ;)
Be aware of the following software problems before purchasing.
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before).
At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
The features he'd like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0 include:
- A "Don't remind me again" button
- Minimize button
- An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 to be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system resources.
- An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.
I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.
Another thing that sucks -- all versions of Girlfriend continually pop-up little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0
BUG WARNING
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.
BUG WORK-AROUNDS
To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as LapLink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0.
Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidentally be downloaded from the UseNet.
it's funny, even though it's old.
Howzit guys!Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
I love my girl, and she loves me - it's all that matters. BTW. If she hits me, I'll get my sister to beat her up! :D , but I know she won't really hurt me..
That's what started my trouble :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
That should teach you an important lesson: never make a promise unless you are sure you can keep it.Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
Yub, that's all that matters... we are just joking around a bit, and it's funny to read (even for my class mates that are sitting next to me :p)...Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
Currently I have enough space and CPU time available for a girlfriend, but it's hard to find one that fit's my system.
which system µLinux?? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
so it's obvious that you don't have a chance to run a girl as you're producing 100% load calculating the adresses for the (max) 4GB memory with your 16bit ops.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
i would really recommend to optimize memory management to a lower address range as you won't need too much memory for a girlfriend. girlfriends inherit from women, so there's not even fast memory access needed! i would also suggest saying "jo jo" (german for "i see") as standard exception handling for any memory exceptions concerning girlfriend operations.
finally, i almost got to the point where i would say that it's better to get some nice and handy hardware than trying to compensate money savings on that hardware with complicated software. got it?
I got you ... :D :thumb: ... I am still in fear the childprocess girlfriend becomes a zombie after being frustrated by the default "jo jo" handler.... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
Did you guys notice that this thread is comming at the 6th position in terms of responses, the other 5 threads are much older then this one and with this pace, it will come at the top pretty soon.
1) Poll: Where are we from ?
2) The Boring Thread
3) The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread
4) question and answer thread.
5) AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)
6) Who is the Sexiest Actress¿¿
If we remove the first poll, then we are in the first 5 guys. :thumb:
that may be a problem, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
another way to solve the problem is to temporarily put the girlfriend into a above normal priority state.
this may sound stupid, but:
run yourself in a loop in which you only perform tasks that keep the girlfriend going on with what she's doing.
this may sound even more stupid, but:
after each task in the loop is finished, put in a sleep for yourself with increasing duration every iteration.
--> your girlfriend will more and more recognize that you're getting REALLY tired, and because you are so kind to care about all her tasks, she will sooner or later allow you to go and relax (tip: best to relax is working on your car, going for a motorcycle ride or maybe do something with your computer. it's only important that the girlfriend is out of range ;) )