The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread

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Originally Posted by Octavo

:( The Spork must have been trying to teach me a lesson, for the Spork is NEVER WRONG!!! :D :D

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Yes, I'm guessing that too. Me also learning a lesson about "persistence, hard work and key-smashing" (F5 and all that stuff).

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Originally Posted by Octavo

Just you wait until I manage to snag Moderator status somewhere!!! I'll post and close the thread, ensuring my own victory... hmmm sounds quite a lot like a Bush tactic :lol:

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I agree. You could also use a Kerry tactic: take the money from your wife, call a Emergency Meeting, get the Moderator to assist, and buy the Moderator the right to close the thread, at the time you post the last. Less traumatical but you would have problems with your wife, your bank and the next people to think in an "original and never seen before" "the last one to post in this thread wins" thread...

Or... you could use the Palmer tactic: Ask your better agent to make you the favour, to find the Moderator and push him to close the thread after you have posted the last. You would also require assistance from a National Agency in order to make something to collapse the web traffic and give time to your agent to catch the Moderator and push him easily, no victims, before someone else (who has misteryous interests in the last posting and has been manipulating the events in the thread in the last 24 hours) posts the last.

...mmm...

And, of course, I'm winning by now. It's 10:25 in my country and I'm waiting for not to use a traumatical "Bush-approach" to stand after the election results...

Gee... That's crazy... better log out and do some work

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Who is The Spork?

An americanization of the italian word "Sporcaccione"??

Spork = Spoon + fork

a spoon with tines on the end

Faith means no knowledge. You must have faith in Spork, not knowledge about Him.

Cilu speaks the truth! We must not attempt to understand the Spork! It is not possible to fully comprehend the majesty of a well made Spork! Instead we should honour and praise the mighty Spork.

All Hail the Spork!!!

It's not me speaking. It's Spork talking through me, delivering you the truth, which shall set you free.

Praise be His name.

All Hail The Spork...
And also All Hail Cilu, the One Prophet of the Spork...

He has been taught the Truth, and now he shares it with all mankind. Maybe Bush could talk to Cilu and understand that what matters is the Spork, so he can let the Presidency to Kerry.

Listen to me, my children: Spork is love, Spork is peace, Spork is beauty. My first teach to you, coming from Spork is this: thou shall love your leaders, but thou shall not trust them under no circumstances, for great disappointments awaits thy.

May Spork watch over you.

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Originally Posted by cilu

Listen to me, my children: Spork is love, Spork is peace, Spork is beauty. My first teach to you, coming from Spork is this: thou shall love your leaders, but thou shall not trust them under no circumstances, for great disappointments awaits thy.

May Spork watch over you.

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Particulary if that 'leader' doesn't know the good, the love, the peace and the beauty of The Spork... :)

Shall the Spork grant Cilu the "Last, Winning" Post, not as soon as now, but after a long and fierce F5-smashing campaign (we're still far to the 1000th post), in which unfaithfuls will grow to appreciate the power of the Spork and I will --at least-- make lit of any keyboard in front of a connected terminal.

Is this something like the Spork???
Just a plastic tool for little children who cannot handle a real fork??

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Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini

Is this something like the Spork???
Just a plastic tool for little children who cannot handle a real fork??

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I know what comes next from Cilu:

"How you dare! To make this kind of unfaithful claim about the nature of the Spork!
The Spork, we've been told, has not to be known, it has to be trusted, and believed. If you have a Spork, you need nothing more. The Spork is stronger. I'm your Spork, Luke (ala Vader). etc... granted by The Spork"

Ok, just that.
Those who don't trust the Spork, stay away of the F5-smashing arena.

Andrea, it is forbidden to make idolic images of the Spork :eek: !!! You are however correct, in your drawing of the mighty Spork... but you should seek forgiveness from the Spork for your tresspasses immediately!! :)

Perhaps Cilu, High Priest of the Spork can absolve you of your sins! :)

All Hail the Spork, Praise be the Spork!

I can't take it any more. Once again Tom grabs a fork, jumps on a table, and yells: "I'm breaking out of this joint. Who's going with me?" A confederate throws a bottle of taco sauce at the wall and shouts: "Chevrolet!!!!!". The only possible conclusion is that Medicine doesn't have all the answers, just the questions.

Tom stands on the pedestal of truth and proclaims:
"Prices fluctuate".

Sheesh! And I thought I was a bit nuts??!! Tom takes the cake!!!

Praise be to the mighty Spork