Good one.. hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
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Good one.. hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from New Delhi,
and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Bombay.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Punjabi girl.
He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said...
the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything..
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
//Punjab is one of the states in India. And punjabi girls are said to be very pretty and pretty they are... but they are strong as well... :D
Initially I thought it might be the female version of sardar jokes :DQuote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
/Panjabi guys must be the strongest poeple in India
I think it is Punjabi, not Panjabi
A "down" intonation at the end of certain words might show affection in especially English language but today I guess it is mostly used as a colloquial language with only kids.
People can still recognize the bad transformation of the tone though, please have a look at that for later's better shows...
:D Me too...!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Yup seems so...Main Jatt Amla Pagla Deewana... :D another one..another one...please dont go...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
"No if..No but...Sirf Jatt".... :D :D :D ..ROFL ROFL....stood up ...sat on chair...but again ROFL... :D
Disclaimer - no harm to anyone or anyone's feeling intended..its just that I find these lines very funny...
umm...an Indian...but find difficult understanding Hindi :o
Being from Kerala convinces me about that. No problem...I will enjoy it..and in fact am...by the way...both are Sunny Deol movies so I guess you could imagine...the fun ... :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
That may covnice you, but the fact that I don't watch Hindi movies might be hard to digest :o
/people here find that amazing :o
That is cool, but have you read the FAQ/Code of ethics before posting this?Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
This is non-ethical and you should remove that post immediately.
Moderators...
Really??? I had no idea...will do it immediately..By the way you should also edit your post to remove the quoted link.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ajay Vijay
Now how about this one: (Not sure about the trueness of the facts but its really wierd)
Have a history teacher explain this if they can !
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the WhiteHouse.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kenned! y, was born in 1908
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born 1939
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat
Lincolnwas shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincolnwas shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
and Lincolnwas shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater.
Same bubbles, different character: http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ajay
I don't see the joke here, but it's funny.Quote:
Have a history teacher explain this if they can !
"Have a history teacher explain this if they can ! " line was out of the forwarded mail that came...its not a joke in fact but it seemed very very wierd to me...and hence thought of putting up...
By the way...Is that Paris Hilton or someone else? Again I felt very very dizzy....when i tried looking at that screen for some time...what is up with that flash thing? Same happened with me when playing NFS5 - Porsche unleashed... I couldnt go on with it for more than 5 mins or so... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Hmm..I have read this before in an 'unexplained' book. It is said that Abraham Lincoln had a dream, that he was walking to the living room where he saw everyone crying. And when he enquired what was happening, a woman explained it was the president. Then he saw himself in the coffin. Exactly one week after this dream, he died :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
mukesh said to anil ambani, "i want to kiss your wife", anil replied, OK but 40 paisa/min, Tina shouted, "dont cheat him, Reliance to Reliance is free"
Eh?? I don't get it.... no seriously... Indian Joke?