Yes,
I give in, but that is it. Besides, my boss reminds me of Davros. I however shall never be assimilated. I will go down in flames before becoming one of the oppressors.
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Yes,
I give in, but that is it. Besides, my boss reminds me of Davros. I however shall never be assimilated. I will go down in flames before becoming one of the oppressors.
You guys are so defeatist!! Sheesh, have a little hope dudes! The sun will shine tomorrow, your boss will get his/her/its karmic return and you will eventually attain a state of relative happiness... IF you worship the almighty Spork. Unbelievers however, will most likely spend the rest of their pathetic lives slaving away for a dogbert type boss and earning peanuts. That is the lot of unbelievers!
Therefore the edict of the Spork is basically the same as that of Galaxy Quest??? "Never Give Up, Never Surrender!"???
Be it for Programming, life, or the workplace???
hmm, I think you should consult the mighty prophet cilu on that point... I am just a lowly acolyte zealot ;)
I await Cilu's guidance.
I still have a question.
Why The Spork formatted my CMOS Settings, so today I had to "Press DELETE to enter setup" ??? :confused:
Maybe that was bcos you were idolatring one of these False Idols, those things badly called "spork"s. There is only One True Holy Spork! And if He did reset your CMOS was maybe because He felt the Evilness and Darkness coming from the bytes in your machine (in the form of false statements about The Spork in the forums, maybe :sick: :D ).
Don't worry, I'll pray to The Spork so that we don't have to face the dangers of a nice, clean CMOS anymore!!!
Oh, Holy Spork!!
Oh, Prophet!! Guide Us!!
(om.....)
Ahhh, Brother Lucin++ it is good to hear from you again, and even better to see you are still on the path of the Holy Spork!
However, I am worried, as I have not heard from the mighty prophet cilu in some time... perhaps he is on some holy crusade for the Spork...
Praise be to Spork!!
Spork words for you my borthers: RESIST OR SERVE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
That wasn't Spork. That was the Evil whose-name-we-shall-not-say. But it is a test for you. Spork is watching you.Quote:
Why The Spork formatted my CMOS Settings, so today I had to "Press DELETE to enter setup" ???
My brothers I am here to guide you. Don't worry, for Spork is watching you every moment.Quote:
However, I am worried, as I have not heard from the mighty prophet cilu in some time... perhaps he is on some holy crusade for the Spork...
Thank you, oh great Prophet, who speaks in the name of the Spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I tougth also that it was Him-whose-name-is-better-for-me-not-to-remember the one who cleaned that CMOS, but as I have been facing the same troubles since some time, I tought that it was better the Holy Spork's plan to help us develop our faith.
It is great to hear from you again, oh Prophet.
Brother Octavo, thanks for yo'r worrying. As you can see, I'm fine, serving the Spork, again. I was away for some days, now I am back, and I'll be here. ...But my internet connection has been upside down these days. I can not make heads or tails of whatever problem is in my proxy or in our gateways. If Him-whose-name-better-not-to-appear-in-the-phone-guide has something to do wth this, we better pray to the Holy Spork with all our might, for that we'll need it.
Spork has granted me the 1000th reply in this thread.
Spork be praised!
If we martyr ourselves while coding in the Spork's name will 72 new Computers await us in heaven???
I must tell you that Spork tests me the same way. Once in a while, about once in one or two months my CMOS settings are lost and I have to set them again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
But I'm doing my penitence and praise Spork.
No, not 72 but 7 times 70.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Yes, congrats..Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
He also granted me the 1000th post in this thread. I had just notices. I'm so glad. Let's hope some other believers like Octavo and Deniz can also get their prize.
Bonvoyage!