It is not because things are difficult that we don't dare , It is because we don't dare things that are difficult
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It is not because things are difficult that we don't dare , It is because we don't dare things that are difficult
That came from Spork.
watch out, Spork 's becoming almost a religion. soon enough i ll see spork temples on the discovery channel ...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
:eek: :D
Discovery Channel is Spork's favorite. He has blessed it with many blessings. Praised be Spork for that.
I think telling Cilu that Spork is not real, would be the same as telling an 5 year old girl that Santa Claus is just a mythos created by Coca Cola. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Santa Claus is real!!!!
He in fact is Saint Nicola from Bari.
He's also dead. Just like Spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
Holy Spork does exist. Mighty Spork is not dead. Mighty Spork cannot die.
There are many unbelievers on this thread. People, who will one day soon, see the error of their wicked ways. Only by repenting now and devoting your life to holy Spork can you save yourselves!!
Only by accepting Spork as your guide and saviour can you progress to a higher energy level and perhaps one day be made a moderator. Holy Spork works in mysterious ways!
All hail mighty Spork!
All praise holy Spork!
... be made a moderator... mmm... gimme :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
I'll hail the Spork as a guide, as a saviour and as a protector.
Cilu is nearer than us. He has been granted with the Truth. In no time he will change his user description to "Spork Guidance Moderator". Then all of us be happy. Build a place where we can reunite and praise the Spork. Leave this thread and trespass this current level of energy, to start a higher-being-therad about our faith in the Spork....
Because the Spork is not dead. It lives in us and in everything, even un unbelievers.
The only place Spork could be living in this unbeliever is between his toes. I've had a lot of itching down there recently.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
Hey Tom,
I guess the USA is just not a member of the Spork coalition! Here we think of Spork as a chewed up spoon. What has Spork done for me lately??? 10% pay cut, lost a week time off, girlfriend cheating on me??? If there is a Spork he certainly would never let this happen! :eek:
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Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Oficially a government (any government I think) can not be just "allied" to the Holy Spork. They would need to teach a certain spritual, practical and more grateful way of life... that I think USA is far REALLY far away from. I mean, bombing people with no reason (welll... with one reason: money), and calling greeks "grecians" (which is like calling spanishs "spanials") really doesn't help.
Second:
Spork is not a spoon!! Let alone a chewed up one!! Cilu has been taught the Truth, he maybe has a better idea of how Spork is so that he can share with us, but as simple as it can be Spork is a higher being. chewed up spoons may be false idols! Created by those ones who don't believe in the Spork and try to pollute our world with "background noise" so that people can not achieve the truth and admire the peace and the beauty the Spork brings to us...
Third:
There is no "if". There IS Spork! And He does not need to let anything happen. He does not run safe-rule-actions, he does offer a life guide instead. He offers peace and beauty to this world.
Fourth:
I'm glad to be back. Too busy lately.
Spork is sending me to spread his words among the Gentiles. I won't be here for the next 10 days, so I say to you now, put your trust in Spork and carry the faith.
Aye, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of CG who celebrate such things! May the Spork guide and protect you :)
I shall be gone until sometime after the 3rd.
Cheers all and be well :wave:
With the risk of me getting scold... who is Spork?