smart/funny/famous quotes from movies

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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (1972).

Sleeper Quotes (1973)

Dr. Melik: Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
(Woody) Miles Monroe: Yeah, sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.

Now is the time to strike. The leader is suffering from a terrific handicap: he has no head or body!

I can't believe this. My doctor said that I'd be up and on my feet in five days. He was off by a-hundred-and-ninety-nine years.

Luna Schlosser: What do you believe in?
Miles Monroe: Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But, at least after death you're not nauseous.

My brain?! That's my second favorite organ!

I'm not the heroic type. Really, I was beaten up by Quakers.

I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.

Luna Schlosser: It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years.
Miles Monroe: 204, if you count my marriage.

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