No, then there would be silence and silence is not peace. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
I wish I was a super famous rocker. :D
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No, then there would be silence and silence is not peace. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
I wish I was a super famous rocker. :D
Granted, but you will be famous for your pathetic music! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Krishnaa
Exterminator is the Head of your fan club, and send's you letters everyday...Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
(hey you didn't make a wish)
I wish i had a better internet connection... DSL512 is still too slow for me.. ;)
Granted you wish is: your internet connection was upgraded to 100MB. But then you were sent to jail for breaking into NSA's database.
I wish I didn't have to write documentation. ;)
Granted Cilu - but your boss fires you because no-one can figure out how your products work..!Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I wish I could turn sand into gold....
Tada! You don't have to write any documentation now! But now planes start to fall down from the sky, and nuclear plants blow up due to software bugs caused by poorly docmented code.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I wish I find someone to go to cinema with me, to see "300"
Granted, but you'll have to pay the ticket for 300 people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
I wish I was a little bit taller ... :D
Poof, there you go, 7 Foot, 9 inches tall, only problem is, you won't fit into your car, doorways, clothes, people will be scared of you...
I wish I could experience love again... :rolleyes:
Granted, but your sweet-heart will be a female Arangatang. :D
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I wish I had arms like that of Arnold Schwarzenegger :)
You may have arms like Arnold but all other body parts must remain the same. (not so attractive)Quote:
Originally Posted by miteshpandey
"I wish I didn't feel so sleepy at work all the time."
Granted, now you do not feel sleepy at work, additionally you do not feel sleepy anytime ever. :D
I wish I could travel to outer space... :)
Granted! But you will have to listed to your ear deafening rock music (that doesn't sound very nice :D) all the time.
I wish I could do what I plan! I wish I could implement my ideas! :(
Granted,you are almighty & god opposes you, the clouds dont rain the sun doesnt shine :D
I wish I could seduce a multi-bilioner girl and not had to find a work.
Granted, but her jealous (and now poor) mobster husband knows it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mehdi405
I wish I had more time to finish my projects.
Granted! but you will not be able to post in chit chat anymore.. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by VomitHatSteve
I wish Man Utd won against Portsmouth today... :D they are going 1 down.