One liners / Funny quotes !!

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Originally Posted by S_M_A

If I don't remember wrong that's stolen from Casualties of War and was said by Sean Penn.

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I just checked on the Movie site and your right... However i did see it first is a sig, and he did not list the original source .. ;)

This SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables sitting in the corner.

He goes up to them and asks "Can I join you?"

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Originally Posted by gremlinsa

this sql query walks into a bar and sees two tables sitting in the corner.

He goes up to them and asks "can i join you?"

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lol

Charles Darwin and God are up in heaven having a discussion. God says "so much for your theory of evolution!"

That's so hillarious! Please give your father a toy! Bhahahahaa

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Originally Posted by GremlinSA

This SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables sitting in the corner.

He goes up to them and asks "Can I join you?"

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LOL! ROTF!
Brilliant! :lol: :lol:

Is that 'best' teacher handling students or businessmen ?

"I can't stand light. I hate weather. My idea of heaven is moving from one smoke-filled room to another.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

- George Carlin

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

- George Carlin

One day, the father took out from the son's trousers and yelled :: "What kind of stain you made on your trousers. ? the laundy just can not wash it away. Even when I wash it will my hands ? Tommy, tell me what have you done :mad: you never listen to me, always dirty all clothes ???"::
"Yesterday night when I was sleeping on bed, wasn't it you that stained my trouser"

If It WERE real and your father WANTED to offer some stains, then everything would have been done long ago. Passing all high tall trees to me is as easy as a piece of cake. I can pass it to others to do this....... And THAT I AM HERE! So WHY ? Simply nooooooooooo (a long nooooooo...)
Things are to observe, code a program.

My first memory is going to the 'Drive In' with my Father and coming home with my Mother.

That is for the best comparison someone always seems eager to achieve, A and B, B and A,
How about U and T, T and U ?

Can't forget T and A :)