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Originally posted by Tom Frohman
How many times do I have to explain it to you hometown? Infest the poor widow! Potatoes are potable. Surely with the proper diet and good hygene we can ween him from his folly.

Science doesn't have all the answers only all the questions. The first question you have to ask is "where do these buns come from?"

The Lion is a symbol. In the story above it represents the poor and downtrodden proletariat . The donkey represents Celine Dion singing in Las Vegas. The fox is merely a veiled reference to Kellog's Corn Flakes. Now we have the proper reference frame from which to construct our view. That this is just an allegory illustrating the futility of life itself..

I hope this clears things up.

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You forgot to mention the dead donkey's importance in the space-time continuum.

See, the thing is, sdfkj lksdf l jsladfk ljsadf lskafd skjdf lsakdjf laskjf slkdjf lasjf jlzxcjlv zixofj lzsm snzlif nzxlknvf .

As such, sDF sdj kscn jnc lsa jdl ijefii jefjl dkjkjdfslkfj .

Makes more sense, right? I mean, you gotta be a moron not to understand that... ;)

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Originally posted by Deniz
You forgot to mention the dead donkey's importance in the space-time continuum.

See, the thing is, sdfkj lksdf l jsladfk ljsadf lskafd skjdf lsakdjf laskjf slkdjf lasjf jlzxcjlv zixofj lzsm snzlif nzxlknvf .

As such, sDF sdj kscn jnc lsa jdl ijefii jefjl dkjkjdfslkfj .

Makes more sense, right? I mean, you gotta be a moron not to understand that... ;)

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Don't forget about the infinite recursion monkey and the parasitic paralegal tapeworm worshipper. The blueberry SunGod has liver spots again! But at least the spleen makes for a nice smoke detector. And I can't even imagine what Alain Jourgensen would say about the savage pita pockets, I mean c'mon.

:cool: I admit that all the threads started by Tom Fohman, a famous squirrel care-taker from Michigan, are all boring, I kindly ask moderators to merge all of his thread into ONE only...:(

Thank you.

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Originally posted by hometown
:cool: I admit that all the threads started by Tom Fohman, a famous squirrel care-taker from Michigan, are all boring, I kindly ask moderators to merge all of his thread into ONE only...:(

Thank you.

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Errrrm.....no.

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Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
Errrrm.....no.

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Fleseriu san,
Do you know that only one post later, your post counts become a beautiful number ?????

So, why not come to non-VC++ forum help me out with my problem ???? post one, get more beautiful !

Remember Post one, Get prettier !!!


Ahh, just a suggestion though .

The emphasis was on the wrong syllable.

How can people change it then ? Any possibility to get out ?

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Originally posted by hometown
How can people change it then ? Any possibility to get out ?

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Usually you can use the _tspawnvpe function.
There has to be some cereal somewhere.

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Originally posted by vicodin451
Usually you can use the _tspawnvpe function.
There has to be some cereal somewhere.

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You like cereal ? You are using it ?

You know, you are emphasizing on a wrong cosmetics, you should use it, or people can't figure out who you are....

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Originally posted by hometown
You like cereal ?

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Cereal: The other, other, other white meat.

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You are using it ?

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There's a fine line between use of, and abuse of, cereal. But how can one truly "use" cereal? And, how can one truly "abuse" cereal? Certainly, Cap'n Crunch can take his share of beatings (as could/should any good pirate), but what about those poor Smurfs? And that wimpy tiger? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrossly over rated. Indeed, cereals of the day have become much too pansified. What happend to good ole cream of wheat or grits? Maltomeal has pansified them as well! Today's generation has no clue what "cereal" really is. Why did they take MacGyver [sp?] off the air? Cuz they found everything that he was doing, could be done with good ole cereal - better, and more efficiently to boot!

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You know, you are emphasizing on a wrong cosmetics, you should use it

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Hookah?

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or people can't figure out who you are....

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And this is bad why?

I don't like to talk to you again..:(
You sound like crazy Richard Roe.
Anyway I like to read your posts in forums because they are much better than balbert's

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Originally posted by vicodin451
Certainly, Cap'n Crunch can take his share of beatings (as could/should any good pirate),

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Cap'n Crunch a Pirate??????
That's libel.

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Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Cap'n Crunch a Pirate??????
That's libel.

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Liable to what?

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Originally posted by hometown
I don't like to talk to you again..:(

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You sound like crazy Richard Roe.

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Anyway I like to read your posts in forums because they are much better than balbert's

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balbert likes to test.
Cap'n Crunch would have a field day.

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Originally posted by vicodin451
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balbert likes to test.
Cap'n Crunch would have a field day.

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Who is Cap'n Crunch ???

Vicodin451,
When you bgan to learn about computer, what did you start with ? You know a lot about system errors.
Tell me please...

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Originally posted by hometown
Who is Cap'n Crunch ???

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Cap'n Crunch is a brand of cereal.

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Originally posted by hometown
Who is Cap'n Crunch ???

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From The Encyclopedia of Misinformation:
Captain Crunch: born 86B.C.
A Roman gladiator who led a rebellion against Kellogg's in the 1st century BC. Originally from an obscure religious sect called Quakers, the Captain was outraged that cereal got soggy in milk so he set out to change things. He first started out by raiding Kellogg's shipping in the Mediterranean and later branched out to land raids. The Captain recruited and trained a corp of elite hunnic warriors and led them to conquer Constantinople 300 years before it was founded. He then retired and moved to Milwaukee and drank a lot of beer.

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Originally posted by hometown
Vicodin451,
When you bgan to learn about computer, what did you start with ?

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I started with nothing, and became engrossed in everything that I could. I guess I like to solve problems, and finding out how things work is often helpful in doing so.

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You know a lot about system errors.

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Windows System Error 4006:
Replication with a nonconfigured partner is not allowed.
:D
Not near as much as many others who frequent the CG forums...

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Originally posted by Tom Frohman
He then retired and moved to Milwaukee and drank a lot of beer.

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Milwaukee again, eh?

Laverne and Shirley?

You realize, of course that you are narrowing possibilities for your age:

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Originally posted by vicodin451
Milwaukee again, eh?

Laverne and Shirley?

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-- that is SO mid-70's!!

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Originally posted by gjs368
You realize, of course that you are narrowing possibilities for your age:-- that is SO mid-70's!!

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Not necessarily. Many shows in the past 10+ years (I'll concede that one) have referenced the aforementioned show. It doesn't take much to find devout followers of L&S on usenet, either. That being said, I'm 12 years old.

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Originally posted by vicodin451
That being said, I'm 12 years old.

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Yeah, Sure!! IF you were born on Feb 29th!!

Whoops...
That being said, I'm 0x12 years odd.

if I were an element, I'd be the sun. Its like, your totally cool but really hot, and everyones always around you, you have this charismatic appeal which makes chicks strip down when they see you.

Yes yes I want to be the sun.

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45 ???
You use 451 as a suffix string in your username..:)That is why I guess so...
Or maybe that is your apartment number if you are living in an apartment...

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Originally posted by Deniz
if I were an element, I'd be the sun.

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Originally posted by hometown
45 ???
You use 451 as a suffix string in your username..:)That is why I guess so...
Or maybe that is your apartment number if you are living in an apartment...

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Nah... just a little hydrocodone and the flashpoint of paper...

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Originally posted by vicodin451
Nah... just a little hydrocodone and the flashpoint of paper...

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That was just a joke...:)

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Originally posted by hometown
That was just a joke...:)

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But of course!:D :D :D

Sometimes my joke can make people unable to sleep for hours at night. :)

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Originally posted by hometown
Sometimes my joke can make people unable to sleep for hours at night. :)

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Cool.
I sleep during the day.

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Originally posted by vicodin451
Cool.
I sleep during the day.

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I sleep at night from 10:30~2:30 sometimes to 3:00, sometimes to 4:00, and especially when I unluckily got sick,10 hours a day is not something odd at all....


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I can feel a "How Long Do You Sleep Thread" coming.

So solar: How long do you sleep?

Me I don't sleep at all. I can handle it because I am tough as nails.

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Originally posted by souldog
So solar: How long do you sleep?

Me I don't sleep at all. I can handle it because I am tough as nails.

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How can you keep awake all the time ?

Heavy, heavy drugs.

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Originally posted by souldog
Heavy, heavy drugs.

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I guessed so...
You must not be a fatie body...:)
I am afraid of sumos..:)

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Originally posted by hometown
I guessed so...
You must not be a fatie body...:)
I am afraid of sumos..:)

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This thread is so interesting ....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Originally posted by souldog
So solar: How long do you sleep?

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Exactly one sleep unit per night. No more, no less.

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Originally posted by Tom Frohman
This thread is so interesting ....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Sure !!!!!!!!!!!
Mainly because Nina is here...

A friend of mine once had a boa constrictor. He used to buy mice to feed to the boa constrictor. One night I woke up to him screaming at one of the mice and trying to flush it down the toilet. He blamed the mouse for keeping him up every night making squeaking noises. I blamed the meth...

He also introduced me to the number 714, which besides being a very respectable area code in southern california, also apparently used to be the number stamped on to the side of a tablet of qualudes.

Oh, and another quote from the Swans...

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and i am the sun
i rise above the world
and when the light goes out
i kill another child

and i am insane
i crawl into your mouth
i grow like a flower
i grow a suicide

and i am the sun
and i am the light
and i am the sun
yeah, i am the light
and i am the dog
i cut out my eyes
yeah, i will nullify
my true love creation

and i am the sun
i love everyone
i live inside your chest
i grow like a cancer

and i am the sun
and i am the light
yeah, i am the sun
yeah, i am the light

i love everyone
i love everyone
i love everyone
i love everyone
i love everyone
i love everyone
i love everyone
i love everyone...

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So.. that puts three responses on topic to various places in this thread, thus making this post highly off topic for this thread, and maybe, therefore, acceptable...

caffiene is the great equilizer....weird though the more java I drink the sleepier I get, I guess I've built up a tolerance ;)

pass me some window pane please...

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Originally posted by galathaea
He also introduced me to the number 714, which besides being a very respectable area code in southern california, also apparently used to be the number stamped on to the side of a tablet of qualudes.

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This is also the number of home runs Hank Aaron had the day before he broke Babe Ruth's record.

mandrax

Bug #714 WITH ROLLUP crashes server
http://bugs.mysql.com/bug.php?id=714

Bingo ! Big Bug Bangs !

an off topic smile...:)

what does a blonde say after having sex?

"Are you all in the same team?"

My bologna has a first name it's S-P-I-K-E
My bologna has a second name it's called B-I-G F-E-E-T B-I-G H-A-N-D-S

And if you ask me why I'll say...I'm H-U-N-G like a horse that loves to eat hay???

Thank you I'm here until next thursday....