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This isn't really a joke but it made me think.... I found it on a UK discussion forum this morning:-
Imagine it was time to elect a new world leader and you have the casting vote. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice...........? Decide first... no peeking! Then scroll down for the result.
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Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B was Winston Churchill.
Candidate C was Adolf Hitler.
Makes you think before judging someone. Here's another one......
Imagine you work for an organisation that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
* 117 have either directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is............???
It 's the 535 members of the United States Congress!!
Two former border policeman are sitting in a bar in northern Belgium, swapping stories.
Jan: Do you know Hans, from Midkeurke?
Gerry: Hum, yes, the tall skinny fellow?
Jan: Yes that's him. When I was just starting out with the service, we had some problems with him. It went like this:
I was on the Belgian side of the border with the Netherlands at the time. There were a lot of drug smugglers, so we had to be very careful. Now, one day, I see Hans walking up to my border station with a large empty bag. I let him through and just give his bag a small look. It was indeed empty.
Now, the same evening, he comes from the other direction riding on his bicycle with a full, heavy bag. Naturally I was suspicious. "What's in the bag?" "Oh, that is just flower, I bought it in the Netherlands and it's too little to be declared". I made him empty the bag onto the big table, got the sniffer dog, but it didn't find a trace of cocaine. So I had to let him through.
The next day, he comes again walking with his empty bag. I search it thoroughly, not trusting the fellow anymore. It was empty though. And sure enough, in the evening when he cycles home his bag is cracking full. "What's in it?" "It's mostly grass and that doesn't have to be declared". "Grass?!?" that fellow was making fun of me. I was sure he was hiding some marijuana in there somewhere. So again, I emptied the bag on the table and got the sniffer dog. But there was nothing. Only dried grass from some meadow. I had to let him go.
And this ccontinued for a few days like that. He never had anything illegal in his bag when he came cycling through my border station. Finally, the mystery was resolved by the Dutch police. They arrested him when he was trying to steal a bicycle. It turns out that he had been smuggling stolen bicycles through the border.
I went to the doctor this morning and said "Doc, it hurts when I do this.."
The doctor said "Then don't do that!"
The nurse said "Doctor this man is homesick."
The doctor said "But that's impossible. How can he be homesick when he is here sick?"
Nothing more needs to be said...
Something sexy :D
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cant stop posting sexy stuff
http://www.computerhead.de/pics/pic_cp_569.jpg
:D
nice :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman. The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both. The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both. Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both. The boy then asks "Father, is Michael Jackson God??"
[IMG][/IMG]not sure this had been posted before...
A good buddy, a cat and a rooster are going to a formal annual party
CAT : Hey Cocky boy.. don't you know the dress code for this party... no short pants..
ROOSTER: At least I don't let my balls come out..
CAT : What do you know about trends...look over there..(pointing to the bulls, lions,...etc)..and..more important... that's the DRESS CODE
2 days after...
ORBITUARY : For my beloved friend..COCKY ROOST..I am very sorry for all that happen back then...Whether you're in heaven or **** (**** I suppose)...don't do that again...It's hurt and even death when you try to pull you balls out..
Moral: Balls can kill you...don't play any ball...football, basketball..even in ballroom
Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoliza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, Sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, Sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, Sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, Sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, Sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General
of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, Sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China!
Condi: Yes, Sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China and the Middle East.
That is *old* :/
If you have good nerves:
http://www.think-strange.de/stuff/swf/thellamasong.swf
this thread shall not die... :wave:
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
:P
Here's a funny,true, mind you, thing in a program:
if(value==0)
return value;
else
return 0;
Mind you, I saw this in actual production code. It makes my heart break... :cry:
Code:if(result == true)
return true;
else
return false;
I saw that as well in some code (thankfully not in production yet):
Code:void MyClass::setName(string name)
{
name = m_name;
}
This is a better way to get a zero:Quote:
Originally Posted by Apollyon
:cool:Quote:
MSDN
lpdwHandleCode:DWORD GetFileVersionInfoSize(
LPTSTR lptstrFilename, // file name
LPDWORD lpdwHandle // set to zero
);
[out] Pointer to a variable that the function sets to zero.
Recently, a group of computer scientists (all male) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follows:
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1) No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2) The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3) The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
4) Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male.
Their reasons follow:
1) They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2) They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
3) As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4) In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5) Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl
roommate Sunita...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate
than met the eye.
Reading his mom' s thoughts, Kumar volunteered," I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I' ve been unable to find the silver jar. You
don't suppose she took it, do you? "
"Well, I doubt it, but I 'll email her, just to be sure " So he sat
down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I 'm not saying that you did take the silver jar from my house, I 'm
not saying that you did not take the jar. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which
read:
Dear Son,
I 'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that
you do not sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she were
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver jar by now.
Love, Mum.
Moral of the Story..... Don' t Lie to Your Mother...
That is a very nice story ;)
Supernatural
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care
ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday
morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM. So a worldwide
expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause
of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes
before 11a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited
outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil. Just
then the clock struck 11...and then...and then...and
then.
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the
ward and unplugged the life support system & plugged
in the vacuum cleaner.
Look carefully, Hollywood movies:
Many annoying web pages you have visited,
try this :D
Length of a situation
1. The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing on.
2. Auto-mechanic to customer : I'm afraid you have more of a problem than I anticipated Your battery needs a new car.
3. A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone!"
4.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
5. President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were once visiting a state fair when a prize rooster was brought to the attention of the first lady, "This rooster does its love duty up to eight times a day, ma'am." A surprised Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Please pass along that information to the president." Having heard the comment, Mr. Coolidge asked the rooster owner, "Eight times a day, eh? With the same hen?" The owner replied, "No, sir, with a different hen each time." The president replied with a smile, "Please pass that along to Mrs. Coolidge
*~ Type Of Girls ~*
HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?"
The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, "Four."
The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research. After a consultation with the United States Bureau of Standards and many calculations, he also announced "Four."
The lawyer was interviewed last, and was asked the same questions. At the end of his interview, before answering the last question, he drew all the shades in the room, looked outside the door to see if anyone was there, checked the telephone for listening devices, and asked,"How much do you want it to be?"
One evening recently, a mother entered her daughter's bedroom to discover it empty. As she looked around, she spied a letter over the bed. With trembling hands and a terrible sense of premonition, she read....
Dear Mom;
Please don't be mad, but I eloped with my new boyfriend. I finally found real love and he is so nice Mom, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big Harley. Not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed says we're going to be really happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have lots more children with me and you know that's one of my dreams too. Also, he taught me that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we're going to grow it for us and his friends, who will pay us by giving us all the cocaine and ecstasy we'll ever need and we'll pray every day for scientists to find the cure for AIDS so that Ahmed can get better. He deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
After fainting, Mom came to and read the rest of the letter....
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Janey's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the report card on my desk... love you!
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked..."And where were you when I got married?"
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said:
"It really works!"
At 4.30 am the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker"
"Ah yes, Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"
"That's the one."
"Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.
Oh well.........how did he die?"
"From eating rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Who gave him rotten meat?"
"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."
"Dead horse? What dead horse Arnaldo?"
"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died
from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane, Arnaldo? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house! A candle fell and then the
curtain caught on fire."
"What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!!!
What was the candle for???"
"For the funeral."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!"
"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I
thought she was a thief, so I shot her."
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed.
"Who was that!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europe. Nobody said anything.
"I see," he said, "I will have 10 of you shot. And maybe then you will tell me who sneezed?"
A Gestapo agent took 10 people out of the room. Shots were heard, then silence.
"I will ask again," yelled Hitler, "who sneezed?" Again, nobody said anything.
"Very vell," he said, "I will have another 10 of you shot!"
The Gestapo agent escorted 10 more people out of the room and executed them.
"For the very last time," screamed Hitler, "Who sneezed?"
Finally the guilty officer could stand no more. He stood up and said, "It was me, my Führer. I am the one who sneezed."
Hitler slowly approached the shaking officer and said, "Bless you."
A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared.
"For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the genie.
"But there`s a catch," the genie continued. "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive double what you asked for."
First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the genie.
"What is your next wish?"
"I could really use a million dollars." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"Now, every lawyer in the world is two million dollars richer," the genie reminded the man, and then asked him for his third wish.
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney."
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench.
"Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write `I will not run a red light` five hundred times."
A couple had two little boys, ages 3 and 5,who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting
Into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak to her boys.
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 3-year-old first, in the morning.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him ternly,
"Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even stern tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, Brother....
God is missing - and they think WE did it…
Jugnu Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
I've seen the below in my college career...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kheun
Code:struct mem * func_1(struct mem * value)
{
struct node * value2;
value2 = value;
return value2;
}
Both were written by the same person.Code:if(x = 0
{
// do something...
}
I've seen worst...much worst..,
"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.
"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.
"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.
"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.
"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
"Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.
"Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.
I... hate... you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ajay Vijay
:p
Thanks for that great affection :DQuote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Meh... I shouldn't talk to much, I've erred on that path at times. But the first method was what really got me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
/now knows not to ever have a partner for OS lecture.
Shoking Telegrams
TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
********************************************************
TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife:
"I wish you were her."
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on. :):):)
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"
Hi,
Please go & check out this site!!! I was rather
shocked to find a website
that holds everyone's passport details. Anyone can
access other people's
personal info. which is of course a major worry in
terms of identity fraud.
I've removed my info. I suggest you to do the same.
Just go to the URL mentioned below, enter your first
& last name and select
the country too.
Click Here!
Top 20 Oxymorons (Contradictory Words)
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Daily special
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works
Hey, what do you know, Bob Pelvis is in there :) .
/has no idea who the guy is...
1 and 20 are my fav :D .Quote:
Originally Posted by Ajay Vijay
That's what happen when codes are not being reviewed. New people have to take a great deal of time to learn through the hard way. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
This was for a class, not in a company. One of my friends worked with this person and he found out about the screw up much too late and therefore got screwed when grading time came.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kheun