Two things:Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
1) at a very higher iteration, your sleep may get incrase enough that your girl friend process might get into starving and eventually into non-responding state too.
2) DON'T GET OFF TOPIC :blush: ;)
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Two things:Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
1) at a very higher iteration, your sleep may get incrase enough that your girl friend process might get into starving and eventually into non-responding state too.
2) DON'T GET OFF TOPIC :blush: ;)
Really nice! Hannes can call himself as one of the top thread starter. Among Tom Frohman, Solarflare and kandukondein (sorry when I wrote you wrong buddy)...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Yes that is a good implementation, of the WTP (Women-Talking-Problem). Another good - very difficult implementation, but maybe that most honored one - is just call the listen() function. I have tried it this way - it was a stony way my friend - but at least I got Girlfriend 1.1.5 Gamma at least, which had new features like: cookstimes() (cook sometimes) and comprehension for my computer work changed from the formula COMPnew = COMPold - (2 * (random(1, get_shirty())) to COMPnew = COMPold + random(1, 0xFF);. :eek: Tricky implementation call the change2topic(const char*); function in the proper situation to either make the conversation shorter or - in the worst case of n^3 - making it longer. As said the conversation can either grow up to n = n ^ 3 or it can go to ele...null.Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
it's a good thing to start with the listen() function! you will know when the time is right to overload it and build in some delays and filters. it will also help at work when you're communicating with bosses, as they and gf's work similar (producing stupid ideas and a lot of hot air. sometimes i ask myself, why there are no sailplanes soaring above certain companies).Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
after a long long time (~4 years) of systems analysis i managed to install cooking as a scheduled task on my girlfriend (starting every day evening after work). the only bug that's left and really annoys me, is the "ask for meal" query before the cooking task starts.
i will some day have to create some AI which makes my girlfriend know what i deserve so i don't have think about such things any longer. NOTE: girlfriends' "shopping" routine does not have a communications interface to our meal-memory, so it's impossible for us to imagine what can be created out of the stuff bought every friday, even if we go shopping together.
I think both have the same superclass...Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
Yes... But my Me::stomache namespace automatically threw a HungryException including "I ho an hunga... koch ma uns wos?" or "Wia was won ma uns wos kochan?" as error message. I think the catch rating was at approxemiatly 90 percent. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
um... I think Catherine Zeta-Jones is the most beautiful woman on the silver screen. But I'm a girl and don't have a thing for... headlights... Ange is just too strange for me!
how about monica? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ****eygirl
:blush:
//you won the award of "first girl to reply on this thread"....
What about Elizaheth Hurley? :rolleyes:
Nice! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Congratulations... :wave: ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
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Originally Posted by NoHero
uh... thanks... I think. Is that a good thing? ...I'm comfortable enough in my girlyness to check out other women. ;)
Monica Bellucci? She's not really my type...
girls checking out girls, ain't that weird compared to guys checking out guys. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by ****eygirl
really? thank god, now I'll have her for myself... :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by ****eygirl
Don't be too sure about that, there will be plenty ahead you :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
at least i lost the woman competitor.. they could be a real threat !! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
I think everyone can rate the hot-factor of a women... And it's a threat? Naw, I do not think so...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
/think? more a hope...
Ladies don't be offended.. Please
Guys who do you think would be the sexiest between Che_Rish and ****eyGirl, our new female friends¿
I guess we should stick to the subject only. I don't wanna see the flames here among the members like we had because of CZ-Jones in the past. :p You never know man, you can never be sure about that.... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
That is my opinion only, others may agree/not agree with that. :)
Hahaha.. this is funny. Ejaz is right... let's stick to subject, shall we? ;) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
I think the sexiest actress is... Katie Holmes.
Then yeah, Angelina Jolie too... and so is, Kiera Knightley.
Why dont we talk about sexy actors too?? :p :D
Ok.. :rolleyes:
Who do you guys / girls Everyone think is the sexiest actor¿
Remember as we all established beauty is only skin deep.
To Hannees : agree with Ejaz. :)
// we let them both to post their sexiest pic, then we judge :D (no offence ladies..)
ohhh that would be way off topic then, i don't think guys would think of other guys as sexy... :lol: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
Hannes, Marijuana is not good thing. :p Next time don't take too much doze of it. ;) who knows, next time you may ask who is the sexiest tranny and may regret that when you come to the sences. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
Just make a change....remove the word "guys" and "everyone" fom your post. :thumb:
Well, isn't the original topic enough? Hay, no body out there vote for Elizabeth Hurley, thats cool, so I guess me and Max are even here, single voters ;)
haha told you soooo... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
how could that be? you voted for Angelina..??Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
That was in previous election campaign, this time I vote for her. :cool: :D Btw, what you think of her? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Oh, yeah... Keira.... :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
Because this is a men's thread. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by che
then I should start my new campaign too :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
hmm, she is ok... but Mila Javovich (resident evil girl) might be sexier that her... ;)
Hmmm, ok....Gentlemen at this campaign I take the honour to nomiate the followoing celebrities. Choose your celebrity and choose it wisely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Aaliyah
Alexandra Kamp
Alexis Bledel
Ali Larter
Alicia Keys
Alicia Silverstone
Alicia Witt
Alizee
Alyson Hannigan
Alyssa Milano
Amanda Detmer
Amanda Peet
Amy Lee
Amy Smart
Anastacia
Angel Faith
Angela Taylor
Angelina Jolie
Angie Everhart
Anna Faris
Anna Kournikova
Anna Mouglalis
Anne Hathaway
Ashanti
Ashlee Simpson
Atomic Kitten
Avril Lavigne
Belinda Chapple
Beyonce Knowles
Bijou Phillips
Billie Piper
Bridget Fonda
Bridget Moynahan
Britney Spears
Brittany Daniel
Brittany Murphy
Brooke Burns
Bryce Dallas Howard
Busy Philips
Calista Flockhart
Cameron Diaz
Carmen Electra
Carrie-Anne Moss
Cate Blanchett
Catherine Bell
Catherine Zeta Jones
Charisma Carpenter
Charlize Theron
Charlotte Church
Christina Aguilera
Christina Applegate
Christina Lindley
Christina Milian
Christina Ricci
Chyler Leigh
Claire Forlani
Colleen Fitzpatrick
Courteney Cox
Courtney Love
Dani Behr
Dannii Minogue
Delta Goodrem
Demi Moore
Denise Richards
Diane Kruger
Diane Lane
Dina Meyer
Dominique Swain
Doreen Jacobi
Drew Barrymore
Elena Anaya
Elisabeth Shue
Elisabetta Canalis
Eliza Dushku
Elizabeth Berkley
Elizabeth Harnois
Elizabeth Hurley
Elize du Toit
Emilie De Ravin
Emma B
Emma Bunton
Emmanuelle Beart
Esther Schweins
Eva Longoria
Eva Mendes
Faith Hill
Famke Janssen
Gabrielle Union
Gail Porter
Gina Gershon
Gwen Stefani
Gwyneth Paltrow
Halle Berry
Heather Graham
Hilary Duff
Holly Marie Combs
Holly Valance
Izabella Scorupco
Jackie Gayda
Jaime Pressly
James King
Janet Jackson
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Ellison
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Sky
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson
Jewel
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Jolene Blalock
Julia Stiles
Julie Benz
Kate Beckinsale
Kate Hudson
Kate Winslet
Katherine Heigl
Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley
Kelly Brook
Kelly Hu
Kimberly Davis
Kirsten Dunst
Kristanna Loken
Kristin Kreuk
Kristy Swanson
Kylie Minogue
Laura Prepon
Leann Rimes
Leonor Varela
Leslie Bibb
Lil Kim
Lindsay Lohan
Lisa Faulkner
Liv Tyler
Louise Nurding
Lucy Liu
Mandy Moore
Manuela Arcuri
Maria Grazia Cucinotta
Mariah Carey
Marisa Coughlin
Meg Ryan
Melissa Joan Hart
Mena Suvari
Michelle Branch
Michelle Trachtenberg
Mila Javovich
Mila Kunis
Mischa Barton
Mya Harrison
Myleene Klass
Natalie Imbruglia
Natalie Portman
Nicole Kidman
Olsen Twins
Paulina Rubio
Penelope Cruz
Peta Wilson
Pink (Alicia Moore)
Rachael Leigh Cook
Rachel Roberts
Rachel Stevens
Rebecca Gayheart
Reese Witherspoon
Renée Zellweger
Roselyn Sanchez
Salma Hayek
Samantha Mumba
Sandra Bullock
Sarah Connor
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sasha Zyablitskay
Shakira
Shania Twain
Shannon Elizabeth
Shiri Appleby
Shirley Manson
Silvie Meis
Stacey Dash
Stacie Orrico
Stacy Keibler
Susan Ward
Tara Reid
Teri Hatcher
Thalia
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Tina O' Brien
Toni Braxton
Torrie Wilson
Trish Stratus
Uma Thurman
Victoria Beckham
Virginie Ledoyen
Whitney Houston
Yasmine Bleeth
Zhang Ziyi
If your fav. celebrity isn't there, you still have a chance to add her. Lets see. :cool:
woahhh !!! thats a big list... hmm would be nice to have a pic of all them, cause i don't know how many of them looks like and can't vote just by looking at names... :)
I have my fingers cross here man :( , I'm already in the bad books of sheriff :o , because first time, I put the links with the name :blush: But you know that google is your friend, also if you like then P.M me, and I'll hit you with the direct link :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Where is Draga Olteanu Matei? You forgot her! If Ovidiu sees this he will get mad. :D :DQuote:
If your fav. celebrity isn't there, you still have a chance to add her. Lets see.
Holy ****...thanx for mentioning that, please Ovidiv, spare me, I beg your forgivness, don't kill me for that, I'm too young to die, haven't married yet, have mercy plz :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
And I think that Draga Olteanu Matei will be unconditionally winner, none of celebrity in this list would like to have a black eye :D
Ejaz, I see you mentioning more and more that you are too young to die. We know that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Just a little nitpinking. The first person on your list is, unfortunatelly, dead for a couple of years now... :sick:
Natalie/PadmeQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
:D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
I hoped for a response like this! (except for the marijuana part) give me beer and I'm the happiest man alive!
I would have been amazed if a guy actually voted for an actor :p
Just glad we finally got back on topic with the sexiest acctresses! :thumb:
And do not use handsome in combination with girls... :blush: ... :D
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Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
Based on our avatar pics, Cherish wins... I'm a bit of a dog! LOL :D
'sides, I don't have any bikini pictures that are competition worthy
Ok, here it goes...
For Max...
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For Hannes
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For NoHero
1
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For Cilu
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Hurry up guys :o , before sheriff bust me for that :( and charge me for turning the young onces into brats, :p download them :cool: ....ok, I'm off ;) ....shew shew...what happen :confused: , whats going on? :ehh: I don't know :cool: , do you know :rolleyes: , no... ;)
Don't get too paranoid buddy.... :wave:
Nice pictures... Come to Austria you'll get Asyl here when the Super Moderators chase you like a fox through the forest... :cool:
/If you would have read older thread's some of you might know that I am fond of black hair. YSG should remember that, we had a great discussion on this, fetish? fetish to have a fetish?
Cool, so finally I've got some hideout place :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Ok, I'll do something about that when I'll be on the run, just pray for me that I managed to cross the Austrain border without getting caught and charged as smuggling black hairs to Austria. :D :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
FSIA (Franz & Sissi Intelligence Agency) will wait for you at the airport in Vienna. They will bring you too a save place in Upperaustria.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
/*shhh* they are listening... :)
We can collect some money here and send you to a bikini shooting session so you can have some sexy pictures too. :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
right on! I'm game! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Go Girl!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
I will only keep Natalie from these three. ;) And I will recreate a trio with Angelina and Keira... At this point I have Padme, the queen of Naboo and leader of the Republic resistance, Lara Croft and Princess Guinevere... I'm wonder if these strong characters can get along... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Based on Ejaz's pics. I'd have to say that I think the Alexis Bledel girl is the hottest. What's she in? TV, Movies? Never really heard of her before and too lazy to look her up online (read: at work...could get in trouble :D)
I side with NoHero on the brunette thing; except I like both brown or black.
I thought all guys liked blonds? :confused:
Nope. Just another stereotype.Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
I didn't mean to imply I don't like blondes. I'm just preferential to brunettes. Appearance is just what initially attracts me to a girl; and I think that may be true for the rest of the guys who have posted on this thread as well.
HEY WOO HOO! I'm a brunette! gooooooOOO browns... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by NatThoelecke
Well ... no ... Just read:Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
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Originally Posted by nohero
I agree with you here. As diverse as people are in the world, so are their individual preferences on hair colors, etc. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NatThoelecke
And i think initial attraction in appearance applies to all, male or female. I'll admit that what initially gets my attention is one's appearance. Coz, that's the first thing we "see" w/ our literal eyes. But ofcourse, what truly matters is the person inside (their character, attitude, quirks, humor, etc). Ofcourse, now it depends on the person if he/she wants to cling onto the image (he/she felt attracted to at first) as the 'inner person' of that individual.
/* Oh no.... i think talk too much... :blush: */
ohh man, I thought you get my taste.. this is NOT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
I like bettr the one's u give to hannes :p
I think we should Encript the pics to fool the "sheriff"'s eyes... like this pics of mine, notice there is hidden secret behind that ugly pic ....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
:thumb: :D
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Originally Posted by cilu
Ok gang, its up to you, take it or leave it :D My job is to smuggle the pic into the CG borders. :cool: And in this first installement, I managed very few, you guys can trade them you on your own. I know that I've missed others like YSG, Ovidiv, rest-leo and NatThoelecke, but sit tight guys, the next shipment is on the way, you'll get yours soon. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
I have a better plan, they say, *if you can't beat him, then join him*. So....what u think? ;) No, you get it the other way wrong, I mean how about if sheriff join us, I'm thinking to send a gift of the best samples from the next shipment for sheriff. So, expect only 2 for each of you in the gang and rest will be for him. But I'm not sure about his taste.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Also, Mick is there, my filth mind tells me Mick will be easy, he likes chicks with guns, so there is a chance to get him with us and coperate us in this buiness (smuggling). I hope we can have good business relationship with him, but we gotta do somethng about sheriff man. :confused: You can take that job or anyone else here, find out whats the preferences of him.
This will be operation *Big Hunt*. Don't panic, you'll have the best seal team (cilu, NoHero, Hanns, Ovidiv, YSG and offcourse me) at your back to get you back in one piece :thumb:
All right team, FALL IN, ok...Max will run point for us and leutinent Hannes will stick to hips, if he (Max) breath, we breath, if he piss, we help. NoHero is an expert, when he'll neutrialize the threats, he'll lauch green flairs and we'll wait for the cavelery. Make no mistakes gentlemen, we're in fight of our lives...against the greatest battalion commander in the entire CG, I s_h_i_t you not. Any questions???? START OUT!!! :cool: