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If you are truly interested in our most holy Spork, perhaps you should read the last 10 or 20 pages of this thread :)
Prophet cilu, Brother Luchin++ and myself are the main proponents of the one true religion. The holy Spork guides us and teaches us love. Only those who embrace Spork are truly rewarded.... (oh and the Spork doesn't use VB apparently) :)
Perhaps one of the others can fill you in a bit more :)
Happy Holidays to all the CG's. Hope you all have a safe and wonderful time. :wave:
Oh, by the way, does Spork use Linux???
Lol... that's what I was afraid of.... I don't want to read those 10 to 20 pages ... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
Some little known facts about Spork:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Spork is still using Windows 3.1.
Spork's favorite food is Spam. Favorite beverage Tang.
Spork is a Cubs fan and a devotee of the Jamaican bobsledding team.
Spork's favorite color is mauve.
Spork likes Morris Dancing.
Just a few of the many preferences and facts about the mighty omnipotent Spork.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
Anyway dec 25 is not Spork the one who has to born!!!!
None of the above is true. Spork does not need to use Windows. He is in Windows and Windows is in Him. Spork does not favor a team or another. For Him all are equal. Spork does not have a favorite color. All colors are his.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
I think you know the answer if you read the prayer for Spork a few pages before.Quote:
Oh, by the way, does Spork use Linux???
I redefine Truth to be anything I say. Therefore, all of the above is TRUE by definition.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I define False to be anything that Spork says with the exception of instances where Tom and Spork are in agreement (seldom).
I define Unimportant to be anything in this thread.
Important is the compliment of Unimportant. Therefore, anything not said by Tom or Spork is A) important and B) neither True nor False.
We find these Truths to be self evident.
You can't redefine the Truth. The Truth just is. It is before everything and Spork is with It.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Again, you can't. False is whatever is not True and therefore is not in accordance with the teachings of Spork. Wether you and Spork are in agreement, is not importan. It is Him who allows you the Truth, and by accepting the Truth, you can become a Prophet like our great Cilu.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Well... that would means getting the last post is Unimportant, and as Spork says not so (He has already granted Cilu the 1000th reply), then it should also be True, by your definition, as you are not in accordance with Spork. Being Unimportant and True means technically you are: A) wasting our time or B) confused about the Truth and needing the teachings and the Faith in Spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Holy be Spork!
Of course I can redefine Truth. The word Truth is just a bunch of symbols that we attach a meaning to and I choose to define it my way (the only way).Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
I define Justice to be a dessert made with bananas, vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and crushed peanuts.
I define Beauty to be another name for a fox squirrel (sciurus niger).
It is amazing just how many of the world's problems can be solved this way.
You can only redefine relative truths. Real, absolute truths cannot be redefined. And Spork lays in absolute truth.
There are no absolute truths. I have defined them out of existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
PLOP! :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Absolute truths are absolute, not relative! You can not redefine an absolute truth! Even if you think that the fact that it is absolute makes the thing relative, it does not remove "absoluteness" from the truth itself!
You should reconsider praying to Spork to have a mind defragmentation. Things are getting really cloudy in there.
Well there were no absolute truths to start because I defined them out of existence. If there were any absolute truths, they couldn't be redefined.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
However, in the beginning Tom decreed that the only absolute truth is that there are no absolute truths. With a giant "poof" sound spork valiantly held out in his quest to remain non existent.
I win !!!!
Take care! --lol
No, I win!
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