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New syntax for operator overloading.... :D
Question:Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?
Answer: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:
The Catholic Church's approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty characters are punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words."
The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower-case letters will become upper-case.
The Mac user's explanation: All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you're using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're in PC hell also.
IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.
Shouldn't that say "The Hindu explanation"?Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnypalsingh
Errr, I think you want the literature department, down the hall on the right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
...and then the duck says "I won it in a raffle."....
this kangroo likes to be a joke teller :lol:
http://www.rickswoodshopcreations.co...s/Kangaroo.jpg
Types of viruses ...
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.
Bill Clinton virus: Won't let you query the system for information.
Ken Starr virus: Expands a focused search of a specific file into a global interrogation of every existing file. Creates links between unrelated data. Works extremely slow while searching and compiling results.
Al Gore virus: Runs quietly in background mode but doesn't appear to really do much of anything.
Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michael virus: Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.
Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
AT&T virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Nice :thumb:
I would say, it makes 1 byte, goes on...then fails to make another byte, it quits.Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnypalsingh
Got the catch?
Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
Somu : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on this 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference..
Ramu: i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu: how do u say that?
ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
Ramu: shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before ...
Somu: How do u know...?
Ramu: he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
Ramu: Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu: How do u say that?
Ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabian Sea.
Ramu: Hey.... what's time now?
Somu: System time or local time...??
Ramu: Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
Somu: may be, its internal buses are on strike, check out!
Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. What's this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
Very good Sunnypalsingh!!!
Here is something else.
Question #1:
How do you get a cup of hot water?
Anwser of a C programmer:
- Pour water in a pan
- Put the pan on the fire
- When water is boiling, pour the water in the cup
Answer of a C++ programmer
- Pour water in a pan
- Put the pan on the fire
- When water is boiling, pour the water in the cup
Question #2:
How do you get a glass of water?
Anwser of a C programmer:
- Pour water in a glass
Answer of a C++ programmer
- Get a cup of hot water by reusing the way formerly described
- Wait till the water is cold
- Pour the water from the cup to the glass.
Quote:
Originally Posted by olivthill
- Fortunately, still there are C++ programmers who still know C.
- Unfortunately, there are more and more C++ programmers who don't know yet what to reuse and what not.
;)
The Air Force found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.
They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.
The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a non officer grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "from the tip of my weenie to my testicles."
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received.
But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The old Chief calmly replied . "Iraq".
The story of our lives....
You will love it ..read through every bit pls ....
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough,we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course.In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute)and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St.Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
" Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee. ."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."
The boys agreed. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood does not run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet aren't empty."