Nice one. :thumb: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
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Nice one. :thumb: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Hot-dog anyone?
http://www.cilu.as.ro/images/funny/misc/WeinerDog.jpg
:eek: I just lost my appetite. :sick:
:D
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come
back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne ".
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street " he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
PackUp Time
Deniz, you know that picture is taken in Romania? How did you get it?
How can you tell this? I saw this picture today with Polish text, and I was pretty sure that it was taken in Poland :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I see this every day on Romanian construction sites, that's why I'm so sure... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
Do you want the afterwards picture too? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarevok
I was sent it from an old friend in Turkey. It was claimed to be taken in Turkey. Which one is it??? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
(PS: I obviously editted it to make it into English. here is the original I had)
And this is the one I've received by email:
http://www.cilu.as.ro/images/funny/misc/teamwork.jpg
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!
//Those pics are perfect examples of internationalization :D :p :lol:
or piracy... we could not know who/where it was started in the first place....:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarevok
At least it's clear that the pictures Deniz posted were created from the one that I posted. :p
Hat Story
There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest on his way back from the market. The weather was very hot and so he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up by some sounds. The next thing he realised was that all his hats were gone. He heard some monkeys on the tree and so he looked up. To his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The hat-seller sits down and think of how he can get the hats down. He think and think and start scratching his head. The next moment, he realised that the monkeys were doing the same action. Next, he took down his own hat and an himself and the monkeys do exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his at and throw it on the floor and the monkeys do that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
If you think you have read this before.......................... read on!!!
Fifty years later, his grandson, Jack, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest, it was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. He woke up and realised that all his hats were gone. He looked up and realised that the monkeys had taken all the hats. He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys follows. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Jack threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still hold on to all the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said, "You think only you have a grandfather?