The spellingQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
How many raindrops does it take to fill a 5 Litre bucket ¿
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The spellingQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
How many raindrops does it take to fill a 5 Litre bucket ¿
5000!
why did the chicken cross the road..?
One 5 litre drop.Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
How long have you been wearing your current pair of underwear?
:Dhaha beat ya..
edit: next ned to answer both Q...:ehh:
The chicken crossed the road, becuase he had no underwear
I've been wearing the chicken's underwear for about a week now :D
Why didn't the cow cross the road ¿
According to:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
- Rene Descart: to make it to the other side.
- Platon: for its own good; On the other side lied the truth.
- Aristotel: it is the the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
- Karl Marx: it was historycally inevitable.
- Hipocrates: because of an hyper secretion of the pancreas.
- Jean-Luc Picard: to go with bold where no chicken has gone before.
- Moses: and God told the chicken: "You must cross the road". And the chicken did it and God saw it was good.
- Martin Luther King: I have dreamed a world in which chickes are free to cross the road without justifying their behaviour.
- Richard Nixon: the chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken NEVER crossed the road.
- Machiavelli: the most important thing is that the chicken has crossed the road. Each action justifies itself by the very meaning in which it is done.
- Sigmund Freud: the fact that you are concern for the chicken's reason to cross the road reveals a deep, dorment, feeling of sexual insecurity.
- Bill Gates: we will soon launch Chicken Office 2005, which will not just make the road crossing much pleasant, but will also provide eggs...
- Buddha: asking this question you renegate the chicken from yourself.
- Galileo Galilei: but still, it crossed it...
- De Gaulle: maybe it crossed the road, but it did not cross the highway.
- Albert Einstein: the fact that the chicken has crossed the road, or the road has slipped under the chicken depends on the system of refference of the observer.
If you ask me, it was because of a bug in the software... :D
Q: What lies beneath?
Worms, dirt, water and rock.
Punk Rocker Because he had a chicken stapled to his face.
Where have all the good times gone?
To the photo albums.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Q: Why is the water dirty?
I think I saw someone doing something in the water. ( use your imaginatioin)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Did you really swim in that water ¿ :eek:
sure, why not.
If you were invisible for a day, where would you go first?
go to Work first...
If your boss were invisible for a day, where would you go first?
At work, obviously...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Q: If there was an alien invation, what would you do first?
Pray for The Force to be with me... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Would you invade the aliens?
Only if their beer was much superior to ours.Quote:
Would you invade the aliens?
Q:Are you afraid of the aliens?
Yes - we have Ouzo, and we dont have weapons. They have weapons, and they need Ouzo... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by panayotisk
What's under the sea?