Ruin the last poster's wish!

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Originally Posted by exterminator

I wish Man Utd won against Portsmouth today... :D they are going 1 down.

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Granted, but the rest of the world will begin watching American football instead of soccer/football

I wish I knew exactly when the zombie apocolypse was going to occur.

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Originally Posted by VomitHatSteve

I wish I knew exactly when the zombie apocolypse was going to occur.

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okeye!...but then, you realized they're not giving away free condoms on that day...and no zombie speaks no blood...

I wish the earth is bigger than my head...

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Originally Posted by mrRee

I wish the earth is bigger than my head...

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Granted, but your body is now in proportion to what it would be if your head was the size of the earth.

I wish I could establish a colony on another planet.

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I wish I could establish a colony on another planet.

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Your wish is granted. Now, all you need to deal with is the scary natives' razor-sharp teeth and acid bile! :lol:

I wish you would not grant me this wish! ;)

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Originally Posted by angelorohit

I wish you would not grant me this wish! ;)

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Granted. you create a paradox, and the universe ends.

I wish we had the universe back after some jerk destroyed it :D

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Granted. you create a paradox, and the universe ends.

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So, did you grant me the wish or not? :lol:

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I wish we had the universe back after some jerk destroyed it

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Granted! The universe is back but so is the jerk who destroyed it in the first place. :wave:

I wish I were invisible.

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Originally Posted by angelorohit

So, did you grant me the wish or not? :lol:
Granted! The universe is back but so is the jerk who destroyed it in the first place. :wave:

I wish I were invisible.

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Wish Granted...

But since your eyelids are invisible too, you cant sleep and go mad. You jump out a window to try and end it all, but end up breaking both your legs and arms... Since no one can see you, they cant help you... and need i go on .. ;)

Hmm lets see...

I wish that Junior CG members stop asking me about chat applications... :p

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Originally Posted by GremlinSA

I wish that Junior CG members stop asking me about chat applications... :p

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Granted.. Now the Junior CG members are now Senior CG members and are asking you about more chat applications :p

I wish I will not win the lottery.

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I wish I will not win the lottery.

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Your wish is granted, but it is because your ticket was determined to be a forgery, and you are now spending 20 years in Jail.


I wish all previous wisgs on this thread were repeated in reverse order by the original posters. :D :eek:

Your wish is granted, the posts were repeated by the original posters. However the moderators deleted them instantly :D

I wish my body and soul be converted into bits and bytes and I would rule the cyber world. I would be so secured that nothing could corrupt me. :)

EDIT: Krishna I said I cannot get corrupted :)

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Originally Posted by Krishnaa

I wish no one grants me anything.

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granted!...you've to pay this auto-service for $39 9999.99 only...oh! and don't forget also the 5% the governmnet tax...pay at the counter no.19 across the corridor next to the toilet over there...thnaks....................NEXT!

I wish Krishnaa's neck is longer than his leg:D...