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Uhhhh can I have ten thousand dollars, composed of one hundred hundred dollar bills, which I will find on my desk tomorrow morning, and which will never be unusual in any way?Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Be careful what you ask for...you just might get it.
I'll be glad to invoice for any number of those hundred dollar bills.... By the way, how soon could I expect payment??Quote:
composed of one hundred hundred dollar bills
Nothing unusual about paying bills, right?Quote:
and which will never be unusual in any way?
ten thousand dollars? peanuts. give me ELEVEN THOUSAND
As they say in "The Monkey's Paw" (short story about 'be careful what you wish for' theme):
"Two hundred pounds couldn't hurt you unless it fell from the sky!"
Or you swallowed it...nasty revelations would certainly follow.
My conversion is running fine now ... I'm bored.
I'm back at work and bored. Where did the weekend go.
It went to the same place that Rick Carlisle went ... The Happy Head Coach Hunting Ground ...:D
I think someone in the Pistons front office needs to get their head examined. Fire the coach who has done an excellent job improving the Pistons for a coach who couldn't push Philadelphia over the hump.
I use to play in the woods they knocked down to build this place...at least they got us on the map :(
http://www.sunspot.net/entertainment...ment-headlines
In order to simplify the world I've decided that nobody's opinion but mine is of any importance. Therefore there is no need for anyone to ever post again in this thread.
Unless they are bored.
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Originally posted by Tom Frohman
In order to simplify the world I've decided that nobody's opinion but mine is of any importance. Therefore there is no need for anyone to ever post again in this thread.
Unless they are bored.
I've decided, my opinion is more important than yours.
But are you bored Mick????;)Quote:
I've decided, my opinion is more important than yours.
I have also decided ... That your opinion is the most important ... (Were you expecting something else?)
_______________________________My importance
_______________________________All else
Solarflare,
But are we looking at that scale from top to bottom or bottom to top????:D
What, is your monitor tipped over or something?? Are you reading the scale in binary? It's from top to bottom in order of decreasing importance, and I forgot something, so let me draw it again (different scale this time) ;):
____My importance___
____Most other stuff__
____M Owen's importance_
just kidding!
Tonights movie on bravo is At Play in the Fields of the Lord...I give it two thumbs up...
PS: my monitor reads 'at play in the fields of porn' I really don't get it....something to do the with the refresh rate, peoples posts...and LINES
ALL YOU BIG SHOTS
________________
POOR PATHETIC souldog
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Oh god, life is so hard
Time stops for nobody. It moves like a jugernaut trampling all in its path as it towards the inevitable conclusion. We are all born stradling the grave: Here one moment, gone the next.
Who among us is superior to fate? Only the gods themselves live forever under the sun. What man achieves is but the wind.
Why is man born only to suffer, die, and eat at Taco Bell?
:( :mad: :confused: :eek:
Do you eat at Taco Bell before or after you die? Does eating there cause you to die?Quote:
Why is man born only to suffer, die, and eat at Taco Bell?
You still didn't answer the question ...:D I'll assume that we're to read this bottom-up ... Thank you for clarifying this ...;)Quote:
What, is your monitor tipped over or something?? Are you reading the scale in binary? It's from top to bottom in order of decreasing importance, and I forgot something, so let me draw it again (different scale this time) :
____My importance___
____Most other stuff__
____M Owen's importance_
just kidding!
Taco _h_e_l_l is the heat, dude it rocks, a couple of bucks and all the bean and cheese burritos you can eat...ask my best friend he's well aware of the window lock feature on a hot summer day after a feast of all saints...I think he lost all his nostril hairs in the last batch...
Ahh I've been censored...and I didn't get a chance to even make change....have you ever noticed, that people don't notice a play on words...or is it just me ;)
It's just you.
Thanks Tom..I thought, for a minute, I was going insane...but as usual you are the voice of reason....sorta like that sound wet squirrels make..Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
It's just you.
This has turned from the Boring thread to the Boring thread.
Rain. Cold rain.
A wet squirrel is hanging from the window screen and shaking it until I go feed her. More walnuts, more peanuts, more hazelnuts. When will it all end?
As I put the nuts out several chipmunks appear from nowhere and start carrying away the pile of nuts piece by piece. Starlings look on in envy from the tree. (I don't like starlings.)
It's been raining like ten or 12 days straight, last year I could stand out in the local resivour and fish, now I'd be under 20 feet of water...I love rain...but it's kinda getting boring. But the worms are cute...squiggles and all that...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Rain. Cold rain.
A wet squirrel is hanging from the window screen and shaking it until I go feed her. More walnuts, more peanuts, more hazelnuts. When will it all end?
As I put the nuts out several chipmunks appear from nowhere and start carrying away the pile of nuts piece by piece. Starlings look on in envy from the tree. (I don't like starlings.)
RAIN? No, no.. its all sunshine over this-a-way. Sunshine, blue skies and too much work to do.
Ahhhh!!!!! people from cali...the only time I went to cali...guess what it did??? it freaking rained....but I did stay at the four seasons....nice hotel..nice cars...
Yeh... and a lot of cute sugary warms around there...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Ahhhh!!!!! people from cali...the only time I went to cali...guess what it did??? it freaking rained....but I did stay at the four seasons....nice hotel..nice cars...
See, I'm telling you, we should start a weather thread! Now I know to expect nice skies rolling in by the end of the weekend. Isn't this a better way to do it that listening to those astrologists - whoops I mean meteorologists :D:D:D.Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
RAIN? No, no.. its all sunshine over this-a-way. Sunshine, blue skies and too much work to do.
I just noticed the stanley cup championship are still on, when will it end? New Jersey seems to be having a run on final appearances...I'd say go jets...but well that's next year...and I can't even think of a good NCAA team in NJ...what's that smell? ohh I forgot, I'm south of jersey ;) :) :)
Speaking of sports, how 'bout that Corky - er, Sammy - Sosa?Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I just noticed the stanley cup championship are still on, when will it end? New Jersey seems to be having a run on final appearances...I'd say go jets...but well that's next year...and I can't even think of a good NCAA team in NJ...what's that smell? ohh I forgot, I'm south of jersey ;) :) :)
what a clown...but he's not the first, middle or last...can't we just have more Cal Ripken Jr's???Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Speaking of sports, how 'bout that Corky - er, Sammy - Sosa?
Ah, back from a 4 day vacation in Northern Michigan. I need a vacation now. Fog, rain, cold every day.
Wonderful.
For the second time in two weeks the squirrel cut a hole in my window screens. This was a special pet claw resistant screen.
^(*&^(&^(*&^$$*&(** Squirrel!
If I didn't live on the second floor and hadn't caught the squirrel doing it the first time, I'd be suspicious someone was out to get me.
Lucy, the squirrel in my Avatar, is the culprit. Time to get out the hot pepper spray to coat the new screen.
Heh, Mick, he thinks it's Lucy ;):D!!
PM sent
I zee...the training should be stepped up...shoulder launched rockets should be attached, we are way ahead of schedule mein...well you know what comes after that :)
Mick I think there is a herd of prairie dogs headed your way.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I zee...the training should be stepped up...shoulder launched rockets should be attached, we are way ahead of schedule mein...well you know what comes after that :)
(As prairie dogs are squirrels they do my bidding.)
All I got to say is: .22 marlin....hollow point so the heads explode in a star spangled way...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Mick I think there is a herd of prairie dogs headed your way.
(As prairie dogs are squirrels they do my bidding.)
Mick! Tom! Cease this insolence at once, or I shall send a large neutron star to destroy your entire planet, and anything within a billion light-years!
Tom,
I didn't think there were any prairie dogs in MI ...
Now a herd of deer I can see ... Tho by the looks of 23 and 96 they are thinning out pretty good ...:DQuote:
Mick I think there is a herd of prairie dogs headed your way.
(As prairie dogs are squirrels they do my bidding.)
You haven't been reading the newspapers. The infamous monkey pox pet prairie dogs were shipped to michigan as well as several other states.Quote:
Originally posted by M Owen
Tom,
I didn't think there were any prairie dogs in MI ...
Really? I don't read, that kinda takes the fun out of it, you know reading...maybe I'm just a dim o crat in disgust...reading bah..that's what the right does...ohh wait...I see a prairie dog poking it's head up, he's holding a bible...time to lock and load...lunch anyone?Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
You haven't been reading the newspapers. The infamous monkey pox pet prairie dogs were shipped to michigan as well as several other states.
You sound more like a republican than a democrat.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Really? I don't read, that kinda takes the fun out of it, you know reading...maybe I'm just a dim o crat in disgust...reading bah..that's what the right does...ohh wait...I see a prairie dog poking it's head up, he's holding a bible...time to lock and load...lunch anyone?
Shoot first use diplomacy...well maybe never.
Wooooh... there Tom.. Prairie DOGS may look like squirrels, but they are called DOGS. Certainly these noble little hounds wouldn't do your bidding
Now your getting it :) sorry for the rant...umm I'm too the right..Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
You sound more like a republican than a democrat.
Shoot first use diplomacy...well maybe never.
Dog may be in the name but they are a member of the squirrel family (Sciuridae). This family also includes chipmunks, woodchucks, as well as the familiar fox and grey squirrels.Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
Wooooh... there Tom.. Prairie DOGS may look like squirrels, but they are called DOGS. Certainly these noble little hounds wouldn't do your bidding
See
http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.ed...ae.html?<br />
And Tom Frohman.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Dog may be in the name but they are a member of the squirrel family (Sciuridae). This family also includes chipmunks, woodchucks, as well as the familiar fox and grey squirrels.