Amazing... I thought things can only reach a maximum of 100% of a particular state.
But, this thread has hit the 200% bullshit state... Incredible. :D :thumb: :)
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Amazing... I thought things can only reach a maximum of 100% of a particular state.
But, this thread has hit the 200% bullshit state... Incredible. :D :thumb: :)
I think you just offended Yuliya... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Oh, I was more worried about offending Cilu... ;) :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I'm not getting offended that easy... And I'm not to be held responsible for what happened here. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
But, I am wondering why you are so concerned about Yuliya being offended...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cilu
This in spite of having pledged your dis-interest in her...
Who told you I'm "so concerned"? It was just a simple comment, nothing more. ;) And yes, I have no interest in Yuliya. She would be happier with Ejaz. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Do we already know that Yuliya is not Ejaz?!
(Sorry, but I didn't follow up on the last 23 pages of conversations... )
I mean... Do we know for sure that Yuliya is not a guy with big hands and a hairy chest?
Yeah yeah, we know that :pQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
<whispering>Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I'm interested in Kalinka...Ssshhh ;)
</whispering>
Holy Moly :eek: You think that I'm Yuliya, oh come on Sid, I don't know why its too hard for you to get over with this concept, but trust me, I'm not Yuliya ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Go through them as soon as you can, you are really missing something :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Sid, there are other interesting things in the world, then a buy with big hands and hairy chest, like 174 cm, blond, green eye russian with hopefully similar profile sister :blush: ( <wondering> who may like chocolate more then cream, but I gotta find out ;) </wondering> )Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
So you like Kalinka, not Yuliya... Hm, I hope that won't angrey Yuliya more. I remember she was quite upset on Kalinka for showing on here... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Yeah, but thats quite natural, you know, a typical women thingy :D So, I was just trying to steal some lines with her (Kalinka) meanwhile Yuliya isn't around and lets see, if we understand each other ;) ...better :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
/ Oh lord, plz ... you know I've been nice and straight, don't like guys with big hands and hairy chests, and I wish if Kalinka like chocolate more .... don't let me down :thumb:
What's this thing with the chocolate? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Take a look at my pic, doesn't that remind you chocolate? (I mean the complexation of typical south asian ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
<hints>
chocolate = little tan complexation -> south asiains -> Pakistan -> Lahore -> Me
cream = fair complexion = like Russians
</hints>
:D
And...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
I don't about Kalinka... But, I do know that Marc likes Chocolate...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Ejaz... When did this happen? :rolleyes: :eek: :D :thumb:
Now I've serious concerns about you Sid. I see that you are not into some good company thesedays, you left your home went abroad, worked so hard, come to this point...and look what you are turning into? You see men everywhere (with big hands & hairy chests). Very bad :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
I'll have to discuss that with GS, to keep an eye on you. Don't know where you caught this syndrome, but we can't let you live with this, or may be Yuliya can help, :rolleyes: she'll have to find some girl for you, forget big hands/hairy chest, think about deep hazal eyes where you can just get lost and feel that time stands still, devil red lips and a smile that melts you like a burning candle, long hairs doesn't matter blonde, black or red................. :cool:
Keep thinking about this, three times a day (after breakfast, lunch and dinner) and I hope that you'll feel better soon :thumb:
ROTFL. :D
I just see coincidences everywhere, and establishing patterns comes so naturally to me. :D ;)
Besides, whats the thing with having big hands and a [...] anyways? We asked you umpteen times to post your photographs... A photo would have helped clear this confusion of you being Yuliya (with [...]) upfront... Don't you think so? ;)
Additionally, isn't it true that Marc likes chocolate?
How do we prove that Marc isn't Kalinka now?
Forget that you are Ejaz for a moment... Don't you see a pattern, and similarities?
:D ;)
About some latest pic, the latest that I have is at my passport, which is too formal (even it freaks me out myself), anyway I'll try to find someone soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Great, now you are blowing up your chance for Yuliya to do something for you, she may get offended, but I'm sure Yuliya will be happy to do something which can fix you up, after all, you are a good friend of her prince charming :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
No, I don't think :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Hay don't change your words, I just got you :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
With my visions of Yulia (as someone with [...]), I'd be more than happy to not get "fixed up" by her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
BTW, I wonder what that must mean?
(Ejaz, really - what did you mean by "Yuliya will be happy to fix you up"? :ehh: :D )
Ah...I see, so you see conincidences wherewhere, right...Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
:( Do you like to have a lover with big hands and a [...], I don't,...NNNnnooooooo :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
[QUOTE=Siddhartha]
Additionally, isn't it true that Marc likes chocolate?
How do we prove that Marc isn't Kalinka now?
[/Siddhartha]
Sid, first you planted this seed of big hands and [...] in Cilu's mind, then you confused me with Yuliya and now Marc with Kalinka :eek: What has gotten into you, oh lord, plz spare Sid's sins, he don't know what he is talking about. Cure him from this fetish, he is a good boy...err...ok not boy, a good man and still single, and seems lonely too, from all of the collection classes of Women, plz give him a concrete object (with the profile I already posted, plz refer to me earlier post for details lord), so that he get over from his horrible nightmares....Amin.
Someday, you'll find that all these patterns were wrong, trust me, you will, I know you will ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Means, she finds a girl for you, whatelse man :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
You don't want her to find a girl for you, :ehh: fine...its your call. :rolleyes: Too bad, you were a nice person :thumb: and you surly deserve something better then big......aaarrr...nevermind, I don't wanna think about that :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Hey Ejaz you could also take help from me to keep an eye on Sid I am so very helpful you see :blush: Also I beleive that Sid is on a tour with his Sister...:ehh: don't know from where did she land up...I think this new entry in Sid's life may be somewhat releted to his Syndrome :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
What else?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
"Fix you up" sounded more like an assignment for a contract killer... :D ;)
Aha...as they say, a friend in need, is a friend in deed. Just I was needing someone to have a close eye at Sid and I find you :thumb: Ok Sid, now you are under observation :p lets see, we gotta kill the source of this syndrome to save the mankind and specially poor programming community :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by MrBeans
Well... New Entry?Quote:
Originally Posted by MrBeans
It's been around for a couple of decades at the least... :D ;)
Nah.....I meant, something that can bring you back, don't worry, you got plenty to live and live for :thumb: ..... hay, aren't we getting off topic? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
First you hope that a contract killer "fixed me up" and now you are asking women to throw concrete objects at me...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Man, it's simpler - just ask MrBeans to ambush me... :D :)
Oh boy, looks like Sid is suffering from split personality problem. MrBean, plz find some good doctor for Sid, don't worry about the fee, we'll raise a fund here, but we can't let our dear Sid go this way. Perhaps GS can help you better , he must know someone who can help Sid. Oh Sid, what has happend to you :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
You are right.. We should get back to solving primary confusions in my mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
- Yuliya needs to prove that she isn't a guy with big hands and [...].
- Ejaz needs to present photographic evidence that he isn't Yuliya (with or without [...]).
Logically, it would also help if Marc could prove that he doesn't fit Ejaz's definition of being creamy, or proves that he fits this definition perfectly to a "T".Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
(Given his last photograph, and Ejaz's definition of cream, Marc is Cream).
Similarly, it would help prove that Kalinka is not Marc if she said something so simple as "she doesn't like chocolate" - but, of course this might break Ejaz's heart - Ejaz who believes that he is chocolate personified.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
(But, Ejaz - don't worry - there is always Marc who likes chocolate).
:thumb: :D
Nooooooooooo, dooooooooooon't ever think this....... it's horribleQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
:eek: :eek: :eek:
:sick:
:wave:
Why is this horrible?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea
I am a believer in human rights, and people should have the option to go with whom they want to... Don't you think so? Also, what's horrible for us if two people like each other - how does it matter if they are man-woman, woman-woman or man-man?
All that matters is that they be nice human beings - right? :)
And then, there is nothing in one CG Moderator liking another - they still continue to be CG Moderators. :D
(I am wondering where Marc is... But, anyways... )
LOL ROTFL...Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
A.. looking for chocolate? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sid
Now, what's so horrible about chocolate? :confused: Or about liking it? :confused: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
You mean Marc's already in Lahore... :rolleyes: :thumb: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Perhaps... In Kazan, which in Russia? ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Perhaps... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gstercken
right, but chocolate makes me think "nice" things.... you know....Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
it is easier for me to think man - woman when chocolate comes into play....
now I stop.....
From now on... Chocolate = EjazQuote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
Don't you know that Chocolate and Cream have been redefined in this thread?
ROTFL... :D :D :D
No, the thread belongs to Yuliya and Cilu, not about your confusion :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
MrBean, This is an emergency, plz hurry up. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
:eek: OH hell no. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
You'll make JM to come up with an AUP for moderators too, in which they'll have to mention.................... No Mod to Mod affiars (with same gender) :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Poor Marc, he doesn't have any idea that what you have made him. :o Here I was thinkin about Kalinka, :rolleyes: and you are pushing to some male to ... eeek....thats gross :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Yeah, but I would like Kalinka as Cream, :p not a [...] :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Isn't there strong logic in all the coincidences I presented?
i.e Marc liking chocolate, Ejaz calling himself chocolate; Ejaz liking Kalinka, and then beleiving that Kalinka is cream, and Marc fitting this definition of cream...
Now, by many tastes, can there be something more dis.... than some guy calling himself chocolate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Imagine whats gonna be on our minds when we are going to be biting chocolate next... :D :D :D
Dunno, Ejaz... Don't you think it might be too late already? ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
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Originally Posted by Siddhartha
I always think to some nice and happy little forest animals working in a chocolate production plant somewhere on the mountains.......
Hm... http://forums.codeguru.com/images/ie.../2006/06/1.gif I can't help, but I think that you guys are starting to display some preoccupying fantasies here... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
I don't like Chocolate for myself, its just that I look like one, but anyway, thats not subjected to this thread :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
Yeah, I see that :o Poor Sid, I wonder what Yuliya would think about him :rolleyes: He is a good friend of Cilu, I mean, I mean .... nevermind :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by gstercken
Btw, we haven't seen Yuliya lately, I don't know, if she has taken the flight (that ticket that Cilu send her), anyway best of luck Cilu, atleast you are straight :thumb:
:lol: :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by gstercken
It ahh now that is a bad representation of a person...now we better don't pull Sid's sis here...who knows even she may come alive in this strange thread :rolleyes:...already we have lot of new entries here ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sid
EDIT: :eek: I feel I am caught off-guard again in this thread :rolleyes:
That's an image I would like to avoit picturing in my mind... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sid
The time is not far that Roald Dahl returns from his grave to write a new book -Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
- Ejaz and the Chocolate Factory...
How come you still manage to display a semblance of sanity? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Guido
ROTFL... :D The funny thing is that I thought at the same thing half an hour ago... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sid