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I got teased because i'm sooo skinny in school..
but thats cool, they though i'm on drugs.. so most kids won't dare to tease me upfront, they just talk behind me, afraid that I might get violent under influnce of drug...:D
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So don't you dare tease me about them now.
Nope, I won't..;)
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I got teased because i'm sooo skinny in school..
but thats cool, they though i'm on drugs.. so most kids won't dare to tease me upfront, they just talk behind me, afraid that I might get violent under influnce of drug...
LOL. Heh. I guess almost all of us got teased at some point. I don't mind now.. but I did then. And I still get self-conscious about it... :o
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So don't you dare tease me about them now.
Nope, I won't..;)
I was joking on that part Max. But thanks. :)
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have you seen this Ferrari ..?:D
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have you seen this Ferrari ..?:D
Now I have. :D :D
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its pretty cheap and affordable compared to other ferrari models..:D
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its pretty cheap and affordable compared to other ferrari models..:D
Great Guess :)
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I think that's a good deal. You get a real live horse (or is it still a pony?) so that when the car suddenly breaks down and you're in a rush,
you can ride the horse instead. :D :D Great alternative in traffic jams too. :lol:
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A Bear Joke!
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.
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Except for the smell :)
Ah, yes... and in some cities, you have to get a license for using a horse as transportation too. :D
But despite those, its still cheap and affordable than other ferrari models. ;)
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I think that's a good deal. You get a real live horse (or is it still a pony?) so that when the car suddenly breaks down and you're in a rush,
you can ride the horse instead. :D :D Great alternative in traffic jams too. :lol:
:D nice idea.
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Except for the smell :)
well wash your car and the horse frequently..:D
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A Bear Joke!
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.
:lol: I wonder if the old man understood what the doctor was trying to get at... :D
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well wash your car and the horse frequently..:D
Nice idea too. :D
// Guys, tell me straight.. do I look like a horse? :D The boys teased me waaay back that I look like a horse because of my big teeth. :sick: http://forums.codeguru.com/
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// Guys, tell me straight.. do I look like a horse? The boys teased me waaay back that I look like a horse because of my big teeth.
ROTFLMAO:D
usually people with big teeth would be called a rabbit or bunny..not a Horse..
:D:Somebody please help me, I can't stop laughing::D
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ROTFLMAO:D
usually people with big teeth would be called a rabbit or bunny..not a Horse..
:D:Somebody please help me, I can't stop laughing::D
Ey. Glad to know my jokes are funny.. :D :D
You know what? Come to think of it... it was my classmate who got teased becaue his teeth were bigger than mine! And he really does resemble a horse. :D
At home, I was nicknamed "Bugs Bunny" though. :D
My classmate was called "Ritchie the Horsie"... *giddyup, giddyup!* :D