Do I see grass at your avatar? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
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Do I see grass at your avatar? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
http://forums.codeguru.com/.... Ehh.... yes. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
// Sssshhh.. http://forums.codeguru.com/ :blush:
are you still called "Bugs Bunny" at home...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
/poor ritchie, he must be really depressed.. how he is doing now.:p
No, not anymore. It was only during elementary days. Maybe because I've grown, my teeth doesn't look that big anymore. http://www.geocities.com/che_rish2000/codeguru/whew.gif :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
I guess the teasing gets into him sometimes. But that rarely happens. He's our class valedictorian when we graduated. So I'm sure he's doing well now. (I haven't seen most of my classmates since graduation).
good for you, some people got stuck for the rest of their life with the name they used to be called at home.. if your family still calling you 'bugs bunny', I'm sure your collegues or univrsity friends would call you that also.. :D if they ever been met your family of course..:DQuote:
No, not anymore. It was only during elementary days. Maybe because I've grown, my teeth doesn't look that big anymore.
Thanks. :D It was the old folks who called me that, and gave each one of the kids at the house their own "nicknames" depending on their "best" features. :rolleyes: Being the eldest among my cousins, they don't dare call me that now. :lol: (Only sometimes, in playful banter. ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Here's a joke I found:
// :D :DQuote:
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears."
Hahaha, lol. Thats awsome.Quote:
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
Some things to ponder... :rolleyes:
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US
has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a
thought) :sick:
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good
thinking)
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) :cry:
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit
around all day? (i think they meant something else) :confused:
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will
stay and watch) :cool:
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) :eek:
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) :blush:
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) :lol:
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't
it) :ehh:
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your
radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the
core of the earth? (this is nice) :confused:
23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you
legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)
24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have
parking in Bars ??????
yup ur right...when I was small everybody used to call me a...a... *sniff* it really breaks ur heart when u go back memory lane sometimes... :oQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
There, there... *pat pat* I wonder if your heart can handle another stress, first it was half-melted, now its broken... :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by leojose
A secretary was leaving the office one Friday evening when she encountered Mr. Jones, the Human Resources manager, standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said Mr. Jones, "this is important, and my secretary has already left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the secretary. She turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said Mr. Jones as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
Evolution of the C programmer:
* 0 months to 1 month: complete beginner
* 1 month to 1 year: incomplete beginner
* 1 year to 2 years: acolyte
* 2 years to 3 years: adept
* 3 years to 8 years: expert
* at 8 years: discoverscomp.lang.c
* 8 years+: buggrit, back to beginner again !"
Not exactelly a joke but I find it brilliant:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...44027821122670
TOP JOKE IN WALES. A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
TOP JOKE IN ENGLAND. Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."
TOP JOKE IN SCOTLAND. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
TOP JOKE IN NORTHERN IRELAND. A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news".
"Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient.
The doctor replies: "You only have 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible," said the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?".
The doctor replies: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
TOP JOKE IN UK. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
TOP JOKE IN USA. A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
TOP JOKE IN CANADA. When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, scientists spent a decade and 12 billion dollars to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
TOP JOKE IN AUSTRALIA. This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...."
TOP JOKE IN BELGIUM. Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
TOP JOKE IN GERMANY. A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it."
And...
After much research by British scientists, and with collaboration from many over internet polling, this was voted the funniest joke in the world:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
I really liked that one. http://forums.codeguru.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz