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Computer Class :)
:cool: Woodstock now knows binary. :thumb: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sunnypalsingh
Nope.. i got this from my friends through mail ... .. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
share jokes share jokes..
Rest In Peace
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,
"Congratulations on your new location".
Exactly. RIP to VBF for a while. Color me RED
Inside scoop by PM only.
The webmaster is travelling by train and he heards:
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This had to be a blond ????
Ever wonder why you have so many problems with windows..
Here is the Hidden settings page..
AHHH A joke.
thank God I'm using Windows XP...that was Windows 9x/2000 interface:p...
LOL!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
The world's smartest man?
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
"I'm the smartest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."
"You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."
Perhaps it was WinXP with classic style interface. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
thank God I'm not using the classic style:D...