The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread

that's a good one
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

yes... Reminds me of the movie "Supersize Me" :)

Hey all

I haven't posted on this thread (or CG at all actually) in quite a while -- what happened to the mighty Spork discussion? Or did that die the slow and painful death it deserved?

:lol:

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Originally Posted by Octavo

Hey all

I haven't posted on this thread (or CG at all actually) in quite a while -- what happened to the mighty Spork discussion? Or did that die the slow and painful death it deserved?

:lol:

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Well Spork is still between us, even if we don't talk about him. The silence before the storm.

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me->set_ill(true);
me->stay(my_room::bed);
me->set_temp(38.0f);
me->set_headache();
me->set_dizzy();
me->destroy_throat();
while ( me->is_throat_destroyed() )
{
  me->use(medicin::cough_syrup);
  try
  {
    me->use(candy::fisher_mans_friend);
  }
  catch ( const diarrhoea_exception& /* err */ )
  {
    me->run_to(our_house::toilett);
  }
}
if ( me->bored() )
{
  // create_random(int min, int max);
  int todo = me->create_random(1, 5);
  switch ( todo )
  {
    case 1: me->browse_codeguru(); break;
    case 2: me->watch_tv(); break;
    case 3: me->watch_movie(); break;
    case 4: me->sleep(now()); break;
    case 5: me->chat_via_icq(); break;
    case 6: me->do_something_for( misc::school ); break;
  }
}

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... :cry:

So, I guess, Spork made you a pointer. Spork is the greatest programmer ever! :D

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Originally Posted by cilu

So, I guess, Spork made you a pointer. Spork is the greatest programmer ever! :D

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If he forgets me I will remain in the memory ... forever ... and if he doesn't look out, I will slow down his entire system ... just a like a virus ... or java ... :p :D

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Originally Posted by NoHero

If he forgets me I will remain in the memory ... forever ... and if he doesn't look out, I will slow down his entire system ... just a like a virus ... or java ... :p :D

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Don't forgot that Spork uses a managed environment. At some point, he might call His garbage collector to dispose you. :D That's why I will always keep a reference to you; I want to avoid this. :D

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Originally Posted by cilu

That's why I will always keep a reference to you; I want to avoid this. :D

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I love such compliments :) :wave:

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Code:

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me->set_ill(true);
me->stay(my_room::bed);
me->set_temp(38.0f);
me->set_headache();
me->set_dizzy();
me->destroy_throat();
while ( me->is_throat_destroyed() )
{
  me->use(medicin::cough_syrup);
  try
  {
    me->use(candy::fisher_mans_friend);
  }
  catch ( const diarrhoea_exception& /* err */ )
  {
    me->run_to(our_house::toilett);
  }
}
if ( me->bored() )
{
  // create_random(int min, int max);
  int todo = me->create_random(1, 5);
  switch ( todo )
  {
    case 1: me->browse_codeguru(); break;
    case 2: me->watch_tv(); break;
    case 3: me->watch_movie(); break;
    case 4: me->sleep(now()); break;
    case 5: me->chat_via_icq(); break;
    case 6: me->do_something_for( misc::school ); break;
  }
}

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... :cry:

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i would suggest to spawn a thread executing the bored-if statement in a loop as well. or will you get bored only once and only when your throat is ok? ;)

what the **** is spork?

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Originally Posted by reset-leo

i would suggest to spawn a thread executing the bored-if statement in a loop as well. or will you get bored only once and only when your throat is ok? ;)

what the **** is spork?

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Assuming that the if statement is in an seperate thread. But that would be to hard to describe ... and you know I am a lazy writer. Thinking the half of the things I want to write.

/Spork is almighty, such as MacGyver :wave:

One well thought out word on work today:


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Seems that Tom is on drugs... :D again... :D

Hey Tom, what do you take?

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Originally Posted by cilu

Seems that Tom is on drugs... :D again... :D

Hey Tom, what do you take?

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The other way round: Is he sometimes sober? :D

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Originally Posted by NoHero

The other way round: Is he sometimes sober? :D

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sober? :ehh: i don't know what that is... ;)