AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

YOU ARE PROUDLY INDIAN WHEN...

1. You produce a Rs 50 note instead of your driver's license when stopped
by a traffic officer.

2. You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.

3. Your car parking charges are more than 5 times of what you would spend on petrol.

4. You can count the national soccer team's scores with no fingers.

5. To get paid electricity you have to pay a unofficial connection fee of Rs 750

6. Hijacking people (kidnapping) is a profession.

7. You can still not pay your tuition fees by stealing and selling the traffic light pole.

8. The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car.

9. More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election.

10. People have the most wonderful names: Laloo, Mulayam, Rabri.

11. Now-now can mean anything from a minute to a month!

12. You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to
make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction.

13. Travelling at 40 km/h you're the fastest vehicle on the highway.

14. You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find yourself safely back at home after a day's work.

15. The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines
and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday.

16. You dont need car registeration number if u put a red beacon light on top.

17. Quarter your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination.

18. You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a
government hospital. Once admitted, no guarentee of returning alive.

19. You dial a toll free number and nobody answers and then you get charged for that call.

20. You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one.

21. Prisoners go on strike

So many similarities ;)

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You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one

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True everywhere in the world.

You are much braver and more adventurous,

In South Africa our Minister of Education is Withdrawing and revising alot of the old nursery rimes and story's..

Baa Baa Black Sheep - Is not PC (Politicaly correct) will become - Baa Baa Rainbow sheep

Postman pat - Has been revised, the black and white cat has been replaced by a multicolored Dog.

Humpty Dumpty - Completely withdrawn, Too much violence. Children will now be told that the eggs are hard boiled..

Ringa Ringa Rosies - Completely withdrawn, Don't like the idea of children Singing about death.

Noddy - Has been revised, no more mister Gollywog. This and his descrpition is considered a rasist remark.

Romeo and Juliet - Completely withdrawn, because Inter-ractial maridges are now legal.

SOUTH AFRICAN
Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest vehicle on the highway.

INDIAN
Travelling at 40 km/h you're the fastest vehicle on the highway.

MALAYSIAN
Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest vehicle on the Slow Lane of Highway.
Travelling at 40 km/h you're the fastest vehicle on the Fast lane of Highway.
:D

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

MALAYSIAN
Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest vehicle on the Slow Lane of Highway.
Travelling at 40 km/h you're the fastest vehicle on the Fast lane of Highway.
:D

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that was so true...............

Aha... so now we know where are you from... :D

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Originally Posted by mrRee

that was so true...............

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GOTCHAA!!! ;)

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Originally Posted by cilu

Aha... so now we know where are you from... :D

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isn't that too obvious already..;):p

:)

14 things a man can do at the supermarket while his wife is taking her time:

01.. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here

What a crazy husband.. :D http://forums.codeguru.com/

LMAO, nice one..:D:thumb:

Just got this:

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HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary...

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we! all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am$ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


Your $$incerely,
Norman $oh



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United! States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNO w what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

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hahahah nice one :D :thumb:

this one is for all s/w programmers....The concept of Operator Overloading :wave: :D :lol: