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A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English
conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with president Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'.
Then Mr Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?'
Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is.... When Mori met Clinton, he
mistakenly said "Who Are You?". Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but
still managed to react with humour:
"Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..."
Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.."
Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi
border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body
of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road. A short distance
up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a
ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive.
They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him
what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the
teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I
looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is an
unprincipled, lying piece of trash!' He looked me right in the
eye and shouted back, 'Bill Clinton is an unprincipled, lying
piece of trash too!'"

"We were standing there shaking hands in the middle of the road
when the truck hit us."

:p

This is a true story for those who are old enough to remember Word Perfect.... all those years ago.... :(


Now I know why they record these conversations!

(HD)= Helpdesk
(c) = Customer


HD) "Ridge Hall computer assistance, may I help you?"
(c) "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
(HD) "What sort of trouble?"
(c) "Well I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went
away."
(HD) "Went away?"
(c) "They disappeared."
(HD) "Hmmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
(c) "Nothing."
(HD) "Nothing?"
(c) "It's blank. It won't accept anything when I type."
(HD) "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
C) "How can I tell?"
(HD) "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
C) "What's a C prompt?"
(HD) "Never mind. Can you move your cursor around the screen?"
(c) "There isn't any cursor. I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

(HD) "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
(c) "What's a monitor?"
HD) "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it
have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
(c) "I don't know."
(HD) "Well then, look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
(c) "Yes, I think so."
(HD) "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if its plugged into
the wall.
(c) "Yes it is."
(HD) "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were
two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
(c) "No."
(HD) "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the
other cable."
(c) "Okay, here it is."
(HD) "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back
of your computer."
(c) "I can't reach."
(HD) "Uh Huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
(c) "No."
(HD) "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
(c) "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's
dark."
(HD) "Dark."
(c) "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming
through the window."
(HD) "Well, turn on the office light then."
(c) "I can't."
(HD) "No? Why not?"
(c) "Because there's a power failure."
(HD) "A power... A power failure. Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do
you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came
in?"
(c) "Well, yes. I keep them in the closet."
(HD) "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like
it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store
you bought it from."
(c) "Really? Is it that bad?"
(HD) "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
(c) "Well, all right then. I suppose. What do I tell them?"
(HD) "Tell them you're too f*cking stupid to own a computer!"

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" I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. my father, who visited us quite often, fell in love with my step daughter and married her. hence, my father became my son-in-law, and my step-daughter became my mother. some
months later, my wife gave birth to a son, who became the brother in law of
my father as well as my uncle.
The wife of my father, tht is my step daughter, also had a son. thereby, i
got a brother and at the same time a grandson. my wife is my grandmother,
since she is my mother's mother. hence, i am my wife's husband and at the
same time her step-grandson; in other words, i am my own grandfather. "

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Originally Posted by Mathew Joy

Here's another

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u don't dress properly.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!


If u tell this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......TELL THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
Tell it to boys also, gives them some laughter ...

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let me fix this... :D

If u TREAT her nicely, u are a keeper;
If u Don't, she says u are a jerk.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u look nice;
If u Don't, she fixes it.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u are stubborn.
If u are SMARTER than her... :confused:
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to win u;
If u Love her, she will marry you.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she'll make you cookies;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are a jerk;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u. (and it's fun :D)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she'll smell terrible all day and her teeth will stain and fall out.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are a jerk;
If she HURTS u, she is a jerk

Yes, that's much better GurleyGirl. ;)

I agree...except for two words

FACT

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Originally Posted by Mathew Joy

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u don't dress properly.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

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FANTASY

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Originally Posted by gurleygirl

If u TREAT her nicely, u are a keeper;
If u Don't, she says u are a jerk.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u look nice;
If u Don't, she fixes it.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u are stubborn.
If u are SMARTER than her... :confused:
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to win u;
If u Love her, she will marry you.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she'll make you cookies;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are a jerk;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u. (and it's fun :D)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she'll smell terrible all day and her teeth will stain and fall out.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are a jerk;
If she HURTS u, she is a jerk

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:D :D

See the mother and the child?

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.



CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.



EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.



RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.



TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Armenian radio:

- Mongolians were the first to live on earth.
...
- And then homosapiens.


- Mongolians will be the last to live on earth.
...
- all the others will have long left the earth.

Vovka was going to school and saw his teacher was "using" a female goat. During the lesson, the teacher asked:

- Vovka stand up! your grade is "bad"!

Vovka immitated the voice of a goat.

the teacher said:

- Vovka's gade is "excellent"!

The nteacher said:

Petka stand up! your grade is "bad"!

Petka immitated the voice, but the teacher said:

- You did not see! Your grade is still "bad"!

:confused:

The poor teacher did not have a girl friend/wife, so he was "using" the goat!!

Now got it? :D

Enjoy Lulu's story....

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the
police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and
Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the
prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly; Lulu's grandma came by
and saw her granddaughter. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line
here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told
her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and
she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think
I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the
prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow,
still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's
easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them
dry." The policeman fainted.....

LOL. Poor policeman... :D

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Not sure if you guys have heard/read this one before, but here goes:


A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.


Wife: Who is this?


Maid: This is the maid.


Wife: We don't have a maid.


Maid: The man of the house hired me this morning.


Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?


Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.


The wife is fuming. She says to the maid... "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?


Maid: What will I have to do?


Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's with.


(The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and the gunshots, then more footsteps.)


Maid: What do I do with the bodies?


Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.


Maid: But there's no pool here.


(A long pause)


Wife: Is this 832-4821?

there is a gif animation for that joke.. but its a husband calling the maid...:D

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

there is a gif animation for that joke.. but its a husband calling the maid...:D

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Really?? Where is that gif file then?? :p Show it!

nahh I don't know where I put that pic.. maybe deleted already...:o haha

The gif file would have been interesting to see. Why do you have to mention it when you dont have it?!?! :mad:

Hehe. Just kidding. That's alright. ;)

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How about this gif file?

Movie Title: Martial Arts vs. Modern Arts
Rated V for Violence. :D

I found this gif though... :p

LMAO!! Nice one. :D

I found something similar, ya know.. those smilies w/ light sabers. But it wasn't that funny.

[1] Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

[2] Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

[3] Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

[4] Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

[5] Why doctors call what their profession "practice"?

[6] Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

[7] Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?

[8] Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

[9] Why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?

[10] Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?

[11] Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

[12] Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

[13] Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box ?

[14] Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

[15] Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

[16] Why CONgress leads you to believe it is PROgress when con is the opposite of pro?

[17] Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW.......

Blonde Joke - Any Last Requests?

Three women are about to be executed. One's a
brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two
guards brings the brunette forward, and the
executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner
shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She
manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward,
and the executioner asks if she has any last
requests.

She says no, and the executioner
shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.
She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the
others did. The guards bring her forward, and the
executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner
shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"


/:D

During the time of war, one german soldier had to cross a forest with three prisoners: russian, polish and armenian men. An officer ordered the soldier that at the beginning of the forest he should shoot the russian, and in the middle of the forest he should give the polish to a wild bear as a meal, and finally after crossing the forest he should rape the armenian and make him run until he disappears. After hearing the order, the soldier started moving with the prisoners, at the beginning of the forest he shot the russian man, and in the middle, he gave the polish man to a big angry bear. then the soldier continued his journey with the armenian man. Armenian man was continuously asking : do you remember the order correctly? do you really remember what the officer told you to do to me? ...

Some of you might have heard some of them...

I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible
(plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because....
They are very good company, I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer!


I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because....
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make
when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press."

I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a
wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!

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Originally Posted by Mathew Joy

I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a
wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!

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???
Is there something you need to tell us?

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Originally Posted by NatThoelecke

???
Is there something you need to tell us?

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LMAO!! :lol:

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Originally Posted by NatThoelecke

???
Is there something you need to tell us?

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Yea...that the whole thing is a joke :D :D

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....
However,the girl's father does not like him and
want them to stop the relationship..
So, the boy wrote this letter to the girl.

"The great love that I have for you
is gone, and I find my dislike for you
grows every day. When I see you,
I do not even like your face;
the one thing that I want to do is to
look at other girls. I never wanted to
marry you. Our last conversation
was very boring and has not
made me look forward to seeing you again.
You think only of yourself
If we were married, I know that I would find
life very difficult, and I would have no
pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
to give, but it is not something that
I want to give to you. No one is more
foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
able to care for me and help
I sincerely want you to understand that
I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
if you think this the end. Do not try
to answer this. Your letters are full of
things that do not interest me. You have no
true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
I do not care for you. Please do not think that
I am still your boyfriend."


So bad.. However, the boy told the girl before to
"READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning only to
read odd numbered lines, so please read
it again!

How does the girl know that she should read only the odd numbered lines? :rolleyes:

i think sh would read the first two lines and burn the letter..:p

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Originally Posted by chmanish

How does the girl know that she should read only the odd numbered lines? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Mathew Joy

However, the boy told the girl before to
"READ BETWEEN THE LINES",

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:rolleyes:

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However, the boy told the girl before to
"READ BETWEEN THE LINES",

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Girls are so dumb that even if u attach a big manual entitled "How to read between lines", ur letter will surely end up in the dustbin. :D :D




:thumb: Just kidding. :thumb:

I dont know if you guys noticed, but Mathew Joy used white-colored letters w/ the following words:

So bad.. However, the boy told the girl before to
"READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning only to
read odd numbered lines, so please read
it again!

If you look at his post again, highlight that part and you'll see it. Hehehehe. :D

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Originally Posted by chmanish

Girls are so dumb that even if u attach a big manual entitled "How to read between lines", ur letter will surely end up in the dustbin.

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Actually a good valid suggestion. I'll keep that in mind.
:D

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Originally Posted by che_rish

I dont know if you guys noticed, but Mathew Joy used white-colored letters w/ the following words:

So bad.. However, the boy told the girl before to
"READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning only to
read odd numbered lines, so please read
it again!

If you look at his post again, highlight that part and you'll see it. Hehehehe. :D

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So, does that implies that the father of the girl can also read this, since it is not completely hidden (if her father is not dumb)? :rolleyes: Aah, too bad, an excellent plan, but poorly executed and resulted with no outcomes :sick: ;)

:D If the father is computer-savvy and has good eyes, then he'll be able to see the hidden text...

I do know of a trick where you use lemon juice mixed with something else to write your message. Not sure what the other substance is or if its pure lemon juice only.. does anybody know how to make the message appear??

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Originally Posted by che_rish

:D I do know of a trick where you use lemon juice mixed with something else to write your message. Not sure what the other substance is or if its pure lemon juice only.. does anybody know how to make the message appear??

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Take a look at What is Steganography, Anyway?

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I do know of a trick where you use lemon juice to write your message... does anybody know how to make the message appear??

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Ya... Light a candle. Hold the paper over the candle light (not too close, or u may burn it :D ) . The characters on the paper will start appearing as u move the paper.

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Originally Posted by chmanish

Ya... Light a candle. Hold the paper over the candle light (not too close, or u may burn it :D ) . The characters on the paper will start appearing as u move the paper.

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Yes! that's what I remember too, but I wasn't too sure. Thanks! :)

@Ejaz: Uhm... what does "steganography" have to do w/ a message using lemon juice as ink? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

So, does that implies that the father of the girl can also read this, since it is not completely hidden (if her father is not dumb)? :rolleyes: Aah, too bad, an excellent plan, but poorly executed and resulted with no outcomes :sick: ;)

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Excuse me...I think there is a misunderstanding... I'm not the one who is writing the letter...:D...and there are no girls or fathers to come here and read it. The text is hidden to increase the reader's curiosity. Now it seems it is not what is happening :(

Enjoy.....

A married couple is driving down the interstate at 55 mph with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.”

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you.” Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.

She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, “I want the kids too.” The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.

She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.”

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you want?”

The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need right here.“

She asks, “What’s that?”

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, “I’ve got the airbag.”
:lol:

[1] Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Our skin is a living organ that is reacting to the suns light and makes the skin darker to keep from destroying it. Our hair is dead and like bones in the desert, bleaches in the sun.

[2] Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Because opening the mouth pulls down the skin around the eyes and gives us a larger margin of error to prevent eye-poke-age.

[3] Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Because psychics aren't real

[4] Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Etymologists have a sense of humor.

[5] Why doctors call what their profession "practice"?

Knowledge is ever forming and there is no definite science because of it. So they practice what they know and learn and develop as they go. <Rhyming is fun>

[6] Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

It's the anti-start; start negative... kind of like: deceleration is an inaccurate term, it is acceleration in a negative direction.

[7] Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?

So are you wanting to drink dishwashing liquid?

[8] Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Because it's a MAN investing the money.

[9] Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

That would be just silly wouldn't it?

[10] Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Dogs

[11] Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

He didn't bring them on board intentionally and there weren't just two.

[12] Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Because of stupid protesters...

[13] Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box ?

Too heavy to fly.

[14] Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Wool garments are "shrinking" because they want to get back to their relaxed state.... wool on sheep is already there.

[15] Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Compartments didn't have the nice ring to it.

[16] Why CONgress leads you to believe it is PROgress when con is the opposite of pro?

Welcome to the American political system...

[17] Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Isn't a personal computer also called a terminal?


:D

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Originally Posted by gurleygirl

[17] Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Isn't a personal computer also called a terminal?


:D

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Yes, and that's usually where work STOPS...

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Originally Posted by NatThoelecke

Yes, and that's usually where work STOPS...

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my point exactly! :D

bunny attempting suicide... :D

more more more

Not sure if its been posted already, but anyway...

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and
fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

bunny attempting suicide... :D

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... because had a BAD DAY.

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Not sure if its been posted already, but anyway...

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I've posted it as Holmes and Watson