Too good man..Quote:
Originally Posted by sreehari
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Too good man..Quote:
Originally Posted by sreehari
>> > HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY.......
>> >
>> > It's really not difficult...
>> >
>> > To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
>> >
>> > 1. a friend
>> > 2. a companion
>> > 3. a lover
>> > 4. a brother
>> > 5. a father
>> > 6. a master
>> > 7. a chef
>> > 8. an electrician
>> > 9. a carpenter
>> > 10. a plumber
>> > 11. a mechanic
>> > 12. a decorator
>> > 13. a stylist
>> > 14. a psychologist
>> > 15. a pest exterminator
>> > 16. a psychiatrist
>> > 17. a healer
>> > 18. a good listener
>> > 19. an organizer
>> > 20. a good father
>> > 21. very clean
>> > 22. sympathetic
>> > 23. athletic
>> > 24. warm
>> > 25. attentive
>> > 26. gallant
>> > 27. intelligent
>> > 28. funny
>> > 29. creative
>> > 30. tender
>> > 31. strong
>> > 32. understanding
>> > 33. tolerant
>> > 34. prudent
>> > 35. ambitious
>> > 36. capable
>> > 37. courageous
>> > 38. determined
>> > 39. true
>> > 40. dependable
>> > 41. passionate
>> >
>> > WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
>> >
>> > 42. give her compliments regularly
>> > 43. love shopping
>> > 44. be honest
>> > 45. be very rich
>> > 46. not stress her out
>> > 47. not look at other girls
>> >
>> > AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>> >
>> > 48. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
>> > 49. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
>> > 50. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
>> >
>> > IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>> >
>> > 51. Never to forget:
>> >
>> > * birthdays
>> > * anniversaries
>> > * arrangements she makes
>> >
>> > -------------------------------------------------------
>> >
>> > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
>> > 1.Leave him in peace.
:lol: :lol: nice one maxi :wave:
Defination of distributed Computer Systems
"i cant work... because the machine i never heard of has crashed"
But why do men still love women despite all these things? :D
we are just being kind ... :D :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
:ehh: Nope. Guys are just baka. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sreehari
// Kidding. :wave:
// by the way ....Whats Baka ??? :mad: :mad: :mad: :sick: :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
Baka (Romanji) = stupid, idiot. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sreehari
// Kidding!! :wave:
ok you have not ans my post yet.... and i have not read anythin :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
thats one of the most mysterious thing in this world..:pQuote:
But why do men still love women despite all these things?
Fairy Tale
http://forums.codeguru.com/ Good one. :thumb:
Frying Eggs
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling.
"Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE BUTTER! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK! CAREFUL! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!! USE MORE SALT!!!
The wife was very upset, "What is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like for me when I am driving with you sitting next to me."
there is no 'EGG' in 'EGGplant' or 'HAM' in 'HAMBURGER'.
there is no "APPLE" or "PINE" in "PINEAPPLE".
"ENGLISH" muffins weren't invented in "ENGLAND".
"FRENCH FRIES" weren't invented in "FRANCE".
"SWEETMEATS" are candies and not "MEATS".
"SWEETBREADS" are meats, but aren't "SWEET".
"QUICKSAND" can work "SLOWLY".
boxing "RING'S" are "SQUARE".
we "RECITE" at a "PLAY" &"PLAY" at a "RECITAL".
an alarm clock "GOESOFF" by "GOINGON".