I freaked when it said that I had 7 years to live, until I tried it the next day, and found out that I had died 30 years ago. The next day, I had 39 years to live.
I wouldn't max out my credit cards because of that site. Sounds pretty random to me.
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I freaked when it said that I had 7 years to live, until I tried it the next day, and found out that I had died 30 years ago. The next day, I had 39 years to live.
I wouldn't max out my credit cards because of that site. Sounds pretty random to me.
It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
I'll try to find the more complete version of this joke saying how hot it is down there (looks like hell) and about some confusion at the gate (pearly gate ?) ... that makes it even better !
Only a true Tennessean could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Chuckey, Tennessee. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night). flicked the blinkers on, then off, a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
WARNING TO ALL DOG OWNERS
Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog!
The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice.
Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout the city.
They are falling in great numbers. Police in the city advise all dog owners not to walk their dogs - KEEP THEM INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
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Good one Vanaj :lol: looks like my avatar has found a new friend :D
I can send you the jpg if you would like it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarevok
Thanks but I already got a copy.:D Together these cats will rule the world. :lol: :D ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanaj
Forget the Turtle...Fear the CAT....Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarevok
Call-Ailing
Most Annoying WebSite (Open if your fingers are fresh)
http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/
HAHAHA. I love NoScript. What did I miss? :)
I guess by saying that you love NoScript, you proved that you didn't missed anything :)Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG(Only for people who can understand HINDI)
# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..
# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi
jaan bhi jati nahin.
# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.
# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.
# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.
# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.
# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
AHHh good jokes!