Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

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January 20th, 2005, 09:27 PM
d-u

Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Have you ever wondered if Bill Gates is a codeguru member?
January 20th, 2005, 11:19 PM
fairycat

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

That's an interesting question. but maybe no one except Bill would not be so sure that he's a member of this site or not. If I guess.. he's not.
January 21st, 2005, 01:47 AM
ovidiucucu

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Very possibe. Just take the Members List and send a PM to each one, e.g.

Quote:

Dear Mick,

Please tell me if not secret!
Are you Bill Gates or not?
Thanks, buddy!

d-u
January 21st, 2005, 02:31 AM
NoHero

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-u

Have you ever wondered if Bill Gates is a codeguru member?

Thats a very interesting question, go and try to send him an email and ask him ;).
January 21st, 2005, 02:34 AM
NoHero

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

http://www.codeguru.com/forum/member.php?u=102223

But I think this is an hoax ;)
January 21st, 2005, 03:49 AM
cilu

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Very possibe. Just take the Members List and send a PM to each one, e.g.

Quote:

Dear Mick,

Please tell me if not secret!
Are you Bill Gates or not?
Thanks, buddy!

d-u

Be careful, someone may reply something like:

Quote:

Dear d-u,

I'm afraid that if I tell you who I am I must kill you afterwards.

Regards,
Anomymous.
January 21st, 2005, 06:05 AM
s|lent

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

no, he is not.
i actually dont know if Bill Gates was ever a programmer,.. he could only have been good at marketing
January 21st, 2005, 07:25 AM
NoHero

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by s|lent

no, he is not.

i actually dont know if Bill Gates was ever a programmer,.. he could only have been good at marketing

As far as I know he has been a really good one. I always thought that the other one ... what was his name? ... was good at marketing!
January 21st, 2005, 08:04 AM
chmanish

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

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I always thought that the other one ... what was his name? ... was good at marketing!

Steve Balmer :rolleyes:
January 21st, 2005, 10:19 AM
Notsosuperhero

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

No matter if he was/is a programmer or just good at marketing, you got to admit he is smart, I mean look at him he's friggin crazy rich
January 21st, 2005, 08:14 PM
kirants

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Notsosuperhero

I mean look at him he's friggin crazy rich

No wonder it says :
Location:
Sipping a drink on Bahamas
Interests:
Surf
Occupation:
Haven't a clue

in his
profile :D :D :D :D
January 22nd, 2005, 04:22 AM
ovidiucucu

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Notsosuperhero

No matter if he was/is a programmer or just good at marketing, you got to admit he is smart, I mean look at him he's friggin crazy rich

No matter if he still remember what a programmer is, he can pick some good ideas around here on eternal question: "WTH is next to this damned .NET?" ;)
January 26th, 2005, 03:01 PM
bms123

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Yes, I Am A Code Guru Member ...!!!
January 26th, 2005, 08:32 PM
Max Payne

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bms123

Yes, I Am A Code Guru Member ...!!!

iMPOSTER..!!!

If you r really is Bill, giv me a million to prove it...!!!! :D :D
January 26th, 2005, 10:17 PM
Thread1

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bms123

Yes, I Am A Code Guru Member ...!!!

hahahahaha :D :D :D Nice Try!!!
January 27th, 2005, 01:58 AM
ovidiucucu

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bms123

Yes, I Am A Code Guru Member ...!!!

Hi Bill,
How are you? Still .net, still .net?
;)
January 27th, 2005, 05:14 AM
NoHero

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bms123

Yes, I Am A Code Guru Member ...!!!

Prove it ... nice try though ... :D

/ This guy knows to much, let's make him an offer he can't refuse ;)
January 27th, 2005, 02:40 PM
bms123

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Payne

iMPOSTER..!!!
If you r really is Bill, giv me a million to prove it...!!!!

so I am an iMPOSTER !!

How ??

I edited windows 95 and released it has windows 98 and windows ME and so on.. not to mention, windows 2000 which I edited and released as windows xp !!!
huhh..!! Now my engineers are painting windows xp to release it as ....longhorn or something else, wait I will get more details..

ooops..!, Only a million !!!, come on assign something which is non-storable even in ultra long types...!!!!

I very recently "donated" $750 million to a ...... search for it in Google, no..no...no... search in msn beta...!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thread1

hahahahaha Nice Try!!!

Thanks...!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ovidiucucu

Hi Bill,
How are you? Still .net, still .net?

umm...!!, hey wait,
few updates, patches, service packs are on way, that tooo... free ..!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoHero

Prove it ... nice try though ...

Thanks..!!,
proooove ???
come on it is open source ...!!! why don't you check it out yourself.
If you are suspicious still, I will send you a duplicate copy of cheque that I paid to Giant Antispyware ....!!!

Quote:

/This guy knows to much, let's make him an offer he can't refuse

Hey..!!!, what is this, my compiler is not generating binary instruction for this...!!!, incompatibility suspected !!!.
January 28th, 2005, 02:50 AM
NoHero

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Ok I will give you a account number of a band and you transfer some trillion dollars to me, and you are bill gates. Or - even better - you send me the source code of Windows XP. :p
January 28th, 2005, 03:03 AM
Max Payne

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

hey, I should get a million first...
January 28th, 2005, 07:45 AM
HairyMonkeyMan

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Bill should keep his millions for his retirement.... It'll not be long now before open source blows micro$oft outta the water :D
January 28th, 2005, 01:09 PM
NoHero

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Payne

hey, I should get a million first...

I have an idea: We invent something very useful don't put an Copyright over it and wait until Bill Gates has stolen it. Repeat that several times and sure we will get the million :D - or even more. But I don't know what exactly, maybe blue apples or something with windows and buttons ... let's see ...
January 28th, 2005, 01:12 PM
bms123

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

okay, okay..., now listen carefully !!!!, to send money I need your credit card details or any other financial transaction modes, so please POST those details here, ok..!!!

Now to send souce codes and others stuffs, hmmm...., please leave your primary email Ids !!!

Wait ..!!!, just to inform you people, I have been convicted many a times for financial frauds across the globe !!!, and also I have faced legal actions for spamming unimaginable times !!!

Now you can do what I asked you people to do without any worries ..!!!, right !

hahahahahaha....!!!!!
January 28th, 2005, 02:40 PM
cilu

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Spork has told me that bms123 is not Bill Gates. :thumbd: :D
January 28th, 2005, 04:41 PM
ahoodin

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Thats OK.

I invented the apple and Im proud of it!

ahoodin
January 28th, 2005, 05:03 PM
YourSurrogateGod

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahoodin

Thats OK.

I invented the apple and Im proud of it!

ahoodin

I invented the pear :) .
January 28th, 2005, 05:44 PM
cilu

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

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I invented the apple and Im proud of it!

Quote:

I invented the pear :).

I ate them both, and I'm happy and proud. :D
January 29th, 2005, 09:05 AM
ahoodin

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

But no seriously I am Steeeeve Jooooooobs! I will give you an I Pod if you fill out this 500 page questionare!!!! See yah see! I am Steve Jobs. See!

ahoodin
January 30th, 2005, 08:53 AM
NoHero

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Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahoodin

But no seriously I am Steeeeve Jooooooobs! I will give you an I Pod if you fill out this 500 page questionare!!!! See yah see! I am Steve Jobs. See!

ahoodin

And I am Alan Cox and I have lost my razor and killed my haircutter. But I have invented something that has to do with pinguin's ... or something like that ... And I was on every 8000. mountain on earth .... no wait ... that was someone else ...
January 30th, 2005, 02:15 PM
bms123

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by cilu

Spork has told me that bms123 is not Bill Gates. :thumbd: :D

No..no..he told Bill Gates is not bms123 !!! :thumbd: :D :thumbd:

But bms123 is ********* :D :thumb: :D :thumb: :wave:
January 30th, 2005, 09:37 PM
Thread1

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

ok guys, where's d-u? i think he is around here?!!?? :rolleyes:
January 31st, 2005, 02:45 AM
NoHero

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thread1

ok guys, where's d-u? i think he is around here?!!?? :rolleyes:

... ahem ... who?
February 1st, 2005, 04:18 AM
Thread1

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoHero

... ahem ... who?

The one who started this thread.. :D
February 1st, 2005, 07:45 PM
Max Payne

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thread1

The one who started this thread.. :D

d-u is bill gates...!!?? :p
February 2nd, 2005, 02:33 AM
NoHero

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Payne

d-u is bill gates...!!?? :p

... ahem ... no? :D
February 2nd, 2005, 02:58 AM
Max Payne

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoHero

... ahem ... no? :D

he is dead !!!
February 4th, 2005, 04:03 PM
kirants

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Yeo !!

Bill Gates sure is CG member.. what do yo guys say about this ?

http://www.codeguru.com/columns/Expe...cle.php/c9161/
February 4th, 2005, 05:32 PM
cilu

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

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Bill Gates sure is CG member.. what do yo guys say about this ?

http://www.codeguru.com/columns/Exp...icle.php/c9161/

Not so sure. He email that article to subscribers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Gates

This emailed, which you are receiving as a subscriber to executive emails from Microsoft...

Quote:

he is dead !!!

Just another proof that this world is full of sick people. :eek: :(
February 27th, 2005, 10:05 PM
d-u

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

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ok guys, where's d-u? i think he is around here?!!??

Hey, I'm busy counting my money and developing Windows 2005 :)......

I personally doubt if he has the time to visit CodeGuru and for what reason....
February 27th, 2005, 10:46 PM
Deniz

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

I'm sure Bill Gates is a member of CG. I'm also sure that girl I was chatting with last night was Bessie Bardot. :p
February 28th, 2005, 01:55 AM
s|lent

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Actually, I wanted to clarify this issue for you, and I have spoken on the phone with Bill yesterday, and he told me that he has not been interested in programming lately since he discovered that the real power is not in the code itself but can be achieved by continuously expanding on the market in order to achieve the supreme monopoly, and in promoting forever the same old weak OS.
March 3rd, 2005, 02:33 AM
visualAd

Re: Is Bill Gates a Codeguru member?

Quote:

Originally Posted by s|lent

Actually, I wanted to clarify this issue for you, and I have spoken on the phone with Bill yesterday, and he told me that he has not been interested in programming lately since he discovered that the real power is not in the code itself but can be achieved by continuously expanding on the market in order to achieve the supreme monopoly, and in promoting forever the same old weak OS.

Bill (a good friend of mine) has never been interested in programming. He says programming is for geeks, he even stole the first version of DOS off IBM to avoid coding it.

Then he found BASIC and made it even more basic ... :lol: