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is anyone here form Antartican, where the penguins look cute with their tuxedo...or walrus look vicious with their fangs...and polar bears is the biggest animal on the land there...
Antartican talk in strange way...so, anyone enter here should be strange too...talk about anything from the fire below us (known as magma) to the fire above us (known as the sun)...
stug ty noi fucrekieenvr laowgh... :confused:
well, apparently...I'm the only one here from Antartica...so, HI TO ME!!!!
mrRee: hello...
mrRee: oh!..hello there...who're you?
mrRee: oh, me?..I'm mrRe...you?..
mrRee: I'm mrRee too...what a coinsidence...
mrRee: where do you live?
mrRee: I'm from the snowly land...
mrRee: is it Antartica?
mrRee: how did u know that?
mrRee: I'm from there too...another coincidence?...haha...
mrRee: will you mind to keep your polar bear outside...it's too cold here in your igloo...
mrRee: ok...Biggie...shoo..shoo...
mrRee: do you have something great?...a drink, maybe
mrRee: we don't drink...we just puffing...wanna some?
mrRee: fruit you...
mrRee: fruit you twice...
mrRee: fruit you all your life...
mrRee: what the fruit?...
mrRee: no fruit here...just meat...
mrRee: so, what the meat?....
mrRee: errr...I'm thick...i dunno..
mrRee: I'm in hurry...I've to hunt walrus now...
mrRee: here...take my harpoon...
mrRee: what harpoon
mrRee: this fruiting harpoon, you fruiter...
mrRee: oh, thanks for the fruit...
ah...the Antartics...your land is so pure...your water is too chill...
your penguins fat with fish...
your bear fat with penguins...
o' my Antartics...
what had you done...
everybody want you some...
did you have the oil for everyone...
or just they crave for another land to make their hunt...
so Antartics...
raise your voice...make them crumble with their toys...
release your sight...for your mountains are so high...
pack your fist...as the intruder live no peace...
block your oil...they will never aggress your soil...
meet the Antartican...
they love you as they reach you...
they stomp their feet but you'll never feel it..
just because you're so naive...
but these people have their force...
load their gun, make their hunt...
march till the horizon, fall back when they won...
bless them, guide them, love them...
and these people known as Antartican...
best quotes:
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the choice is yours...the plans are mine...
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if u want it...u can have it...but you gotta learn to reach up there and gab it...
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life is a waterfall...we wind through a river and wind again after the fall...
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because we're the one who wanna play...
always wanna go but you never wnat to stay...
because we're the one who want to choose...
always wanna play but you never wanna loose
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in the city, the day is too hot...
and you're hoping for relief, 'coz your head is filled with pain...
but you get no relief, 'coz the night is the same...
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above us lay the burdens...
below us lay the truths...
we're somewhere in the middle...
sombody had too much of weed smoking... :rolleyes:
sorry Max...I've to neglet u here...did you apply for the Antartican visa yet?...and don't speak too loud, please...the mountain hate the echos... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
//wow...a penguins with fat tummy...I wonder what it'd ate...must go to check...
Are you really from Antartica? :D
Somebody plz unplug Ree :p
should we send the Agents??? :DQuote:
Somebody plz unplug Ree :p
did you know that....
grape had been evolved from a species called zrape...after some years, about 10 days, zrape had evolved to yrape...then later evolved again to xrape...at this stage it still had feets and small mouth...it feed on samll virus such as protosiumoise...
it later had evolved to trape(several stages skipped as the researcher believed xrape had no major evolution, just changing their furs color)...at this stage of evolution...trapes can swallow 5 t-rex in a single day(about 324 hours, bcoz the earth is so lazy back then)...trapes is one of the cause to the extinction of T-rex...
at the stage of srape, they had became more polite creatures that just hunt for flies and eat mashmallow...that was the last stage as animal before they evolved to become a tree species known as rrape...
their dark ages was when they evolved to nrape where they had been threaten to become an extinct species...only 1200 nrapes left at that time...
so they make some discussion and decided to evolve to mrape...this stage, they can reproduce 130.78 mrapes for only 6 hours...they became the lagest population ever populate this world...the era was known as mrapastrophy by the kats(the ancestors of cats before the great evolution took place where kats had evolved to cats within 8 years)...
but after the apes had evolved to humans, mrape tried to evolved to lrape but few had successed...this make their population largely vanished...
after 236784 years, they had become grape that we know nowadays...hrape is cyan in colour but they hate their color and evolved to grape with several cute color...
yes miss...wanna join?... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
but he's wireless...just smash the receiver, please.... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz the Mod
EDIT: @Judge Max: your Agents had been bribed... :eek:
Join you in Antartica... no, thanks. I get cold easily. :D
/ Max, Ejaz... why don't we just smash the receiver as mrRee suggested.
// You're going to get this thread closed down, mrRee. :D
Antartican concist of 12 tribes ...they all have their slangs...but they all live in harmony...
one of the tradition is to smash the igloo if they happy with their neighbours...in return, the other one will give his appreciation by farting in the crowd so that the gas will become a freezin snow..they will eat the farting snow(as they called it) before dinners...
the festive seasons is when the breeding season of walrus came...they will let the walrus mate first before they use their harpoon to kill a choosen walrus...the dead walrus(known as kibukitu) will be used with different functions for different parts...
a) skin: used as wallpaper at their public hall...
b) eyes: to be given to the sacret polar bear...
c) meat: they throw the meat away as the sign for bad luck was been removed...
d) fang: will be auctioned to support the festival cost...the highest price recorded was USD12
e) moustache: added to the meals...the one that chocked by the moustach must be killed as that person is the source of evil...
f) other parts: will be treated according to each year motto...this year motto: save the walrus...so the other parts will be given to the poor...
other tradition can't be revelaed here as it will affect the tourism sector...if you wanna know, just move your fat arse and buy a ferry ticket to Antartica...
squwim botfedah... :wave:
translation: see you there in the summer where snow never melt..
thanks for your concerned....Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
this thread for anything you want to talk...after the examples above was done, this thread is now formally open...
ok...get your drink on the corner....
welcome to Antartica.... :wave: :wave: :wave:
Being offensive is an offence, being incoherent isn't. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
I hope the affect of weeds will dimisish today :rolleyes:
I hope not. I am a fan and a loyal supporter. Carry on Mr. Ree :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Come on, don't suggest that :( Ree, brush your teeth and take a bath, I can smell you here too :sick: EEeeekkkkKKKK :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sahir
Btw, u r fan of what? Ree or Weeds? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sahir
Oh, okay. Sorry, my bad. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sahir
but reading Ree's post I find it to be funny and there is something abstract and meaningful in it but, well I might be wrong, he is on Weed...!!:D:thumb:
well well well...what do we have here....Antarticans greet you with 'cold' greetings...welcome to the lowest part of the world...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahir
Mr Sahir Sahab(do I spell it right?)...incoherent is a result from lack of oxygens here...2millions penguins, 300 thousands sealions. 50000 walrus, 9456 polar bears, 1 person sharing the 1200 meter cubic of oxygens here...and the interesting fact is: there's not enough trees... :eek:
but we had developed a new technology called pragma-discollition...this breakthrough can evolved an unicellular such as amoeba to become an agent that can produce oxygens...the only flaw for this thechnology is that: the amoeba consumes all its own released oxygens... :mad:
looks like you had some bloodline from Antartican...dimisish is the ancient word used by Antartican to describe "joyful day"..."dimisish grifish": a happy fishing day...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz, the cool Mod
sad thing is, mrRee had been carried...on Mr. Ree's shoulder...mrRee's weight is 700lbs...poor Mr. Ree... :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahir
sorry...teeth brush or bath taking never ever been done by any Antarticans...if their teeth rotten, they just change with new one...if their body smell bad, they just rub with snow...bath taking is a punishment for harpoon stealing...the culprit will be bathed with the chill water(-98C)...and the result is: the culprit will smell nice :D ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz, again
research state that, people feel dizzy for a long post...but they can continue to another 5-10 posts...so, I break here... ;)
obviously, he'd went to Antartics once...he must be the fan of Smigilly, the Miss Penguins 2004...if you all have Miss Peagent, we held the competition called Miss Penguin...all the contestants are penguins...and yes, Smigilly is a cute penguin :eek:...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
one of the Antartican's tradition for feel bad is, you just spank your pet polar bear thrice and then go to sleep for 2 continuous weeks...but we normally didn't practice this anymore...we just kill the polar bear instead...then go watch movies... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by che rish, the Saipanese
a real judge is always talking like a judge:D...oh...the Antartican judge usually wearing underwear outside his pants...this will make them like a superman...a judge is a superhuman anyway...unfortunately, u aint an Antartican judge...Quote:
Originally Posted by Judge Max
BTW Max...a sea lion here had taken a poor penguin food...what's your judgement?... :rolleyes:
if everyone have their own laws such as no nonsense, etc...then I think, it's not a fault if my walrus want to enforce a law to this thread...
i) NO weed talking...snow will melt thus no more Antartican in this world...
ii) DO NOT kill any penguin unless necessary...
iii) EAT as much as snow if you want...
iv) GRAB a handfull of bacterias and SWALLOW it gentlly..
v) SMASH the igloo, but NOT its window...
vi) TREE-HUGGING campaign is now substituted by WALRUS-HUNTING...
vii) read all the above AND it is NOT a COMPULSARY...
thanks for watching the walrus...for more information, ask your chicken whether it'd laid an egg for today...if not, slaughter it and pet some ducks...or penguins...or walrus..or sperm whales..or whatever...and nevermind... :confused:
a weird case for today....only 2 username appears...but it wrote 3 members...who is the 3rd one...show yourself or the Antartican will swamp him with snow in their mailbox.... :confused:
well...a quite and peaceful sound here...only 1 member and 0 guest...oh, what a blissful day...
anyway....10 bunch of turtles had managed to swim to Antartics...but they found nothing here but just snowy and humid climate...so they built an igloo and laid some eggs before throwing a party with their eggs as the main menu...what a snucked up turtles... :D
my tough mucle now feel numb because of the small size of my igloo...
before that...can you take my harpoon so that I can make a huge jump to the Gompy Mount over there...yes, the red one with some polka dots....ok, thanks and here is your reward....an ugly snowman made by my pet polar bear...
Underwear worn outside the the pants is no longer underwear.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Oh! Just mrRee. I haven't met any weeds of towering intellect. Or even if a weed has a towering intellect, it is usually well hidden. Plants are a taciturn lot and do not talk much. So if you meet one you can't really know if a weed is just an ordinary plant or a genius in disguise. Penguins on the other hand are good communicators. They spend most of their time talking to mrRee.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
I mean no offense MrRee, but I believe you have your poles slightly confused (affects of the weed perhaps?). The antarctic region (South Pole area) has penguins, various other bird life and a few seal species; but, if you're seeing polar bears and walrii your in the arctic reagion (North Pole area). You might also run into Santa or some of his elves while your there.
How is your internet connection on antartica? :cool:
Freezed? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Marc G
underwear is just another arguemnet of clothing:D...now, Inspector Sahab('sahab' means mister, right?)...covering your most secret part is a duty of an underwear...the Superman and several superhero look cool because of this material alone...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahir
o my fang!...how did u discover this lost word?...Taciturn is the God of Silence...but this god is never been worshiped by Antarticans since 6710BC...Taciturn is believed possessed a power to make a gas releasing more silence(just like a silencer) but the smell can kill a 12 tonnes sperm whale with a single shot...so, that's why this god had been abondoned in a small cave near Hesqojf Hill... :rolleyes:Quote:
Plants are a taciturn lot and do not talk much
objection Your Honor....mrRee is the one that spend most of his time talking to penguins...but the penguins never see mrRee as a penguin at all...they see him as a Phucre(a cheap harpoon) :eek: ...Quote:
Penguins on the other hand... spend most of their time talking to mrRee.
don't be too shy...mrRee is a nice Antartican...no need to apologise for that...if he felt offended, he just turn his cheek :eek: ........and send a nuclear missile to your garage... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NatThoelecke
my friend from San Diego...I hate to say this...people of the world except Antartican know nothing about Antartics...they haven't explore much of its terrain...they came, saw some snow, play with some penguins, poke their flags, then left...then they boasting about how they managed to conquer a giant floating iceberg...that's not Antartica...that was an iceberg...Quote:
but, if you're seeing polar bears and walrii your in the arctic reagion (North Pole area).
we Antartican occupied 12% of it...1% for each tribe...you can come by to my igloo and play with my pet polar bear...you can go for walrus hunting too...next month is the perfect month for walrus-hunting...the snow isn't too thick...but no gun, just harpoon...echo is a sign for run-for-your-life thing.. :ehh:
//rule #vii...still...
yup...freezed!!!..never been better...my Yoshibonk(leader of a tribe) had promised to upgrade our line...but what we got is only 1Mbps...that's tooooo slow...because, you know...with the temperature sometimes down to 0K(-247C), the connection is frozen...when it happen, we call it as 'berckoo'...it means "freezin' witch"... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc G
our rival tribe called Jambongan, had upgraded their connection up to 10Mbps...but that's not too long before my tribe will upgrade to 1.7Gbps...
Poor Chicks with Happy Rats
here come 2 chicks...one is meek...one is sleek...
here come 2 rats...one bring mat...one wore hat...
first chick named Tick...the other one is called Nick...
rat on mat named Tad...its friend with hat is called Chad...
Tick ask Nick...if Nick has a trick...Nick shows its kick...right on Tick's beak...
Tick felt hurt...Nick go get herb...Tick lay down...but Nick wander around...
Nick found Tad...napping on his mat...later came Chad...wearing his hat...
Chad make a tickle...on Tad's left ankle...now Tad feels funny...it kick Chad on its tummy...
both are laughing...like there's nothing...Nick is wondering...about that thing...
so Nick come by...and Nick say hi...Tad raise high...and greets the guy...
Chad tip its hat...to Nick it just met..."what are you looking at"...there goes Chad...
Nick was shocked...its throat was blocked...Tad just smiled...knowing Nick is mild...
Tad pat Nick..."don't be panic"...he try to calm Nick...and ask what he seek...
then Chad just laugh...and say that's just a bluff...
Nick felt relief...a big smile he give...and describe in brief...he looking for a leaf...
Tad told the place...for the leaf it crave...but Nick not make any pace..curiousity is on its face...
Chad ask why...as Nick looked shy...
later Nick ask Tad...don't you feel sad...kicking your friend Chad...and why Chad didn't get mad...
but both went laughing...for Nick's stupid asking..."we're a great great buddy"..."sometime we act like crazy"...
now Nick learned a lesson...about kicking is not a nonsense...if been doing with much patient....
we present you...Smigilly...the cute penguin...<Applause>
jumping jumping...see me jumping...
up down up down...on my ground...
turning turning...let me turning...
round round...around my town...
running running...make me running...
right left right left...hold my breath..
laughing laughing...hear me laughing..
jiggle wriggle...jolting my wrinkle...
nagging nagging...kill your nagging...
hush hush...no more fuss...
I just jumping, then I turning, later I running, sooner I laughing...
but you, just keep on nagging...
"forsaken world of Grucog"
by Smigilly, Miss Penguins 2004
I guess with such a low temperature, you would have some serious other problems instead of to worry about your internet connection ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Yep! You would have diminished blood supply to your extremities :D
But in other way, you don`t need coolers on your PC, and you may use Linux there :D
can't help it, bro...our Yoshibonk is really want it fast as the election of Leader of All Tribes(Fonibonk) will be held in next 3 month...and he's currently working on setting up a free pr0n sites for Antarticans...what a genius capitalist..Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc G, the Mod
so you can kill your boredom with the website coming on November... :D
don't worry, mister...we used to live under the extreme climate...it's only absolute 0K we're talking about...no big deal...that's why the explorer will never reach our land unless they can evolved like we do... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahir, the Sahab
a little secret of our tribes...when dolphins lived on land eons ago(known as Andoltarphitican), they had decided to evolved to 2 seperate creatures...fish eaters became dolphins and penguin eaters became Antartican....the words dolphin and antartican are actually derived from the word 'Andoltarphiticans'...luckily I'm the penguin eaters :D ...if not, I'll have to work in a zoo today...as the unpaid acrobater..
what is coolers?...never heard this device before :confused: ...is it a kind of device...or is it kind of person that can win over Taciturn in a farting contest...winner takes all...the insults of course:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons, just travelled :D
BTW, I know a device called heater...all PCs must have this...sometimes it came with built-in heater in the processor...AMD is a good one...and we invented the over-clock technics to heat up our PCs for best performance... :eek:
//walrus....big one..it's mine...mine!
LETTER OF INVITATION
As the matter mentioned above, the penguins and several snow wolves had been sent to Singapore to invite Xeon, the fruiting best story maker...
2) woit, Xeon...you'd pet your belly well enough...now, it's time to make it flat...come out from your hiding...people won't make fun of your flabby tummy...just do some push-ups and sit-ups...a jogging for 100km a day can help too...
3) c'mon you fruiter...hop in...just ignore the if-else statements...just use the do-while statements...Antartica have abundant of nice chics too...Smigilly is a good example...
4) Thanks. We're looking forward to see our penguins and snow wolves will come back with Xeon stuck in their dirty sub-marine.
Yours horrible harpoon,
(456tt321mm978)
(Kinug's Yoshibonk)
hmm.. lets bring that b_astar_d to africa, and lets see how the lion's feed on him..:pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrWeed
Have you heard the joke, about the dwarft and the pinguin..?? it was really funny...:D:thumb:
//btw, this alraady posted in AhhLSAJoke.. thread..:D:DQuote:
No Dwarf Nuns Anywhere
The Seven Dwarfs went to the Vatican, and got ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey led the pack.
"Dopey, my son," said the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asked, "Excuse me, Your Eminence, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkled his brow at the odd question, thought for a moment and answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background the dwarfs started giggling.
Dopey turned around and gave them a fiery stare, silencing them.
Dopey turned back to the Pope. "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled again, answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."
This time, all the dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turned around and silenced them all with an angry stare.
Dopey turned back to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
The Pope answered, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapsed into a heap, rolling and laughing, tears running down their cheeks as they began chanting: "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
mrRee, have you taken your pills lately? :rolleyes:Quote:
we present you...Smigilly...the cute penguin...<Applause>
jumping jumping...see me jumping...
up down up down...on my ground...
turning turning...let me turning...
round round...around my town...
running running...make me running...
right left right left...hold my breath..
laughing laughing...hear me laughing..
jiggle wriggle...jolting my wrinkle...
nagging nagging...kill your nagging...
hush hush...no more fuss...
I just jumping, then I turning, later I running, sooner I laughing...
but you, just keep on nagging...
"forsaken world of Grucog"
by Smigilly, Miss Penguins 2004
From Cilu to MrRee:
Oh yes, I almost forgot to remind him.Quote:
mrRee, have you taken your pills lately?
Hey Ree pal, are your pills finished? If yes, I can deliver mine to you so that you don't go around dancing naked on the streets of Washington with the words "I love Bush" engraved/tatooted onto your butt(the 2 pieces of meat).
Take care,
Attica, Attica, Attica.
Xeon.
In our country cooler (in PC hardware meaning) is that kind of device which remove heat from your PC (CPU, Video adapter, or smth else) :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
you're always wise as you are, Judge Max...Raise...Court dismissed...Quote:
Originally Posted by Judge Max
BTW...lion is a rocker with long hair, right?...they feed on tiny winy creature like elephants, no?..
how dare you post the same joke!!...but, on the other note...did you know the penguins are more fierce than nuns...check this out...don't mess with penguins, pal..:DQuote:
//btw, this alraady posted in AhhLSAJoke.. thread..:D:D
his name is Dopey...no wonder he screwed a penguin... :p
what pills...I eat penguins, fruiter!..penguin-chop, penguin pizza, blackpepper penguin, rotten penguin stew...and sometimes I eat seals and polar bear!!...I can eat human flesh too....tastaaee...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
oh!..did you mean Lately pills...hmm...no wonder I sleep early nowadays..yam!...how can I forgot that pills....anyway, I didn't like sintetic food...natural food is wayyy better...
job accomplished!...great job penguins!...and the snow wolves too..Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon, Dada
wild dancing, huh!...we do that every fortnight....man, I loved to see the jiggling flesh....2 things with 2 dots...electrifying!...
can we eat that?...Quote:
butt(the 2 pieces of meat).
what with the 3 Atticas....you have to sleep on the attic last night at 3 a.m?...fortunately, igloo doesn't has an attic...so, usually, you have to sleep outside on the snow with the polar bear if your wife found out you'd play with somebody else's 2 dots.... :DQuote:
Attica, Attica, Attica.
oh..thanx Skoons....i'll wondering for the rest of my life about that thing if you hadn't told me... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skoon, the Traveller
so, you're saying that, cooler is equipped with a broom to sweep all the heat away from the PC...just like conventional method?...but here, we're a little bit advanced...we use vacuum cleaner...do you know what is vacuum cleaner?...the one that can clean the dust, heat, mosquitos, etc by mean of vacuum space...so all the thing can't breath and die instantly...heat can't live after 10mins without Ferum(III)Oxide gas.... :eek:
now, there are 3 members(including me) and 4 guests....but only my usename appeared....who's the 2nd and 3rd member!!!..show your noses...you freak stalker!...:mad::D
EDIT:they use orange camouflage in the snow environment?....what a loser:p...
I was just about to say that... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
btw polar bears are from the northern hemisphere, antarctica is in the southern hemisphere. :D
maybe the polar bear migrated..:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Deniz