Okay, think up a truely profound thought and post it...
If McDonalds called them "Sad Meals", would kids still buy them?
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Okay, think up a truely profound thought and post it...
If McDonalds called them "Sad Meals", would kids still buy them?
Is it the water dirty becase fish don't wash?
of course kids still want them....they love to kick the big clown outside the restaurant....unless they replace their theme to "intelligent meals" and have a mascot of Mr. Booksman...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinky98
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Originally Posted by Pinky98
To err is human
To arr is pirate
"It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writes with a misty profundity, he is talking nonsense."
~ Alfred Whitehead (1861-1947)
A man who hesitates is a man who may be right.
Never leave anything unfin...
If you want to travel from Antartica to Antarctica by foot, you'll need 8 gallon of penguins to support your belly's volume up to 100dB...
No. The fish is clean, because it is in the water. No need to clean after catching one :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Two cannibals were sitting at the table eating a clown. One looked over at the other and asked "Does this taste funny to you?" :eek:
Why are aliens so hopelessly unlucky? Those poor guys travel for thousands of light years across the universe, in the hope of making contact with intelligent life. Then, when they finally get here and choose someone to introduce themselves to, gawd dammit they ALWAYS manage to pick some inbred, 100% gold plated NUTCASE, who nobody believes!!
How unlucky can you get?!?
"Profound":
If everything will work out OK in the end, why can't we fast forward?
My gamer thought:
APM is not important, as long as you don't click too far
If animals could rule ..
There is a place around the corner, where your dead friends life...
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profound thought.. hmmmmmmQuote:
Originally Posted by Pinky98
refer to my signature :D
Blue!
what makes u so sure :pQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Man's intuition... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by caramel
ok since ur "man's intuition" is so great, what do women want :pQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
HA! Aint no way a man's intuition is gonna be able to figure that one out!!
But 'a new purse and shoes' would be a pretty safe bet.
Ah, the eternal question. Is the answer "respect"?Quote:
Originally Posted by caramel
At a second thought, probably not even the women don't know what they want. ;)
Those are two words that don't even belong in the same dictionary together.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Profound Question:
If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
Profound (?) tagline:
"The worst part of writing a program is making the documentation."
The worst part of not writing programs is that you still have to make the documentation!
:cool:
Ha. You sound like a woman... :D ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by peejavery
Since I have been dating long enough, I just decided to put up with the reality.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I didn't get ur meaning!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nohero
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Originally Posted by caramel
it would have two colors,black or white,nothing between themQuote:
Originally Posted by caramel's signature
and most of its parts(99.99%) are black & messy!
What happened to cilu's alter egos??
They had a fight with each other and only the real one prevailed.
:ehh:
Too many hours of intense therapy proved helpful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Do women always want something? And what about men? What do they want if they want? Do they want to want something? Is it just believe? Or are the just getting what they don't want and not need, but never want and get what they really need?Quote:
Originally Posted by caramel
/and why the h€ll am I asking that much questions?
If you can understand a woman.. WOW...
and if you can understand what a woman want.. double WOW ...
so goodluck on understanding a woman...:wave:
It's tough, isn't it? :D I suppose that we should start by understanding all the parts of NO, right? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
lmao, u guys r so adorable! it's kinda funny how our nature confuses u so much :p
and yes cilu, most of the time we don't even know what we really want :sick: .. and i think u need to advise noHero to go see ur therapist, it might help him out too, he seems reeaaaallly confused :D
peej, good answers :D
My best therapist is CodeGuru... :D... You can write everything into threads like Boring Thread or this one...Quote:
Originally Posted by caramel
Who would be happy if it would snow 29th August?
And if a program is useful, it must be changed!
I wouldQuote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
You hit the nail on the head with that one!!Quote:
And if a program is useful, it must be changed!
//not very profound though... :D
I've got one...
Why are we asked about the noise a tree makes when it falls in a forest?
That was a thought that keeps bothering me for years now... Thanks for an answer! If we wish together, the weather frog might be convinceable...Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
Why are human souls silent when they fall?Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
That was a thought that keeps bothering me for years now... Thanks for an answer! If we wish together, the weather frog might be convinceable...Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
Why are human souls supposed to be silent when they fall?Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
I wasn't even aware that they where!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
yup, the word NO is very simple yet very mysterious...its meaning simple eludes me :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Trivial answer: So that others can (mis-)understand our reality.Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
Extra credit question: How does it differ from the sound of a nail being hit on the head in a forest? ;)
you can hear the loud scream echoed in the distance before the sound of a body collapse...Quote:
Originally Posted by johnr2005
Why do we learn in Calculus to evaluate the surface area of an infinite volume/3D object :confused:
to make life more interesting and complicated..since mathematics is the language with which the universe is made of. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by caramel
In a circus, why does the lion tamer enter the circle first before the lion?? :eek:
to make it more sarcastic...Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
where is Ellesmera?....is it a food?...
are you hungry?? :D am sorry but i cannot tell you where ellesmera is, a mere human is not allowed there, but if your a penguin or a polar bear i might reconsider :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
I am soooooooOo hungry...the rain didn't seems to be stopped yet.....and I need to go to my friends home...it's urgent :mad: :ehh:....Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
anyway....you let me know where's the fruit is Ellesmera and I'll let you have 10 penguins and a pet polar bear....deal? :rolleyes:
have u not heard of umbrellas or raincoat?? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
hmm that offer is so tempting.. ill think about it..:lol:
have you heard about 10km distance :rolleyes: ?..and no car is around?..Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
I can't hold anymore....I need to eat Ellesmera right now.....this world will suffer if I can't eat Ellesmera!! :D ....
well u seem to forgot to mention that its 10KM :D, but u can't have Ellesmera, you are in for a long suffering my dear :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
me or the world will suffer?....rethink, buddy:p....you know I've enough armies to conquer the world...only Elles mera can save it...at least for next 4 months..:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
//good...my transport i:e submarine had arrived.....I can go to get more supplies:D:D
you only.. Ellesmera has more than enough army to topple your armies :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee