When I drink lime, lemon or orange juice, I feel so sleepy ?
Do you have the same problem ?
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When I drink lime, lemon or orange juice, I feel so sleepy ?
Do you have the same problem ?
That is because of you're endopropranimine levels being schotsymized in balance with your myiathine schloriosis.Quote:
Originally Posted by oldletter
Sorry I am not well-versed on what you are saying...Could you be a little bit clearer for the explanation to be more understandble ?
Ok, the endopropranimine levels are chloramic enzymes which affect your neuro-hypercglumosis symdroids and they unbalance the myiathine schloriosis which is another way of saying the schyrathmes are completely schotsymized in your prynerdia. It's a completely cromulent process.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Just what I was going to say ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
:D What was that? :D ..very funny... I cant control my laugh...ROFLQuote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
To OP: Don't listen to Deniz ..even if you do understand him ... he might be meaning something else... better go up to a physician and discuss ur problem there not on Codeguru :D
Mr/Mrs/Ms Denis, does that account for sex changes also ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Well I think people in the office will think it is odd seeing me laugh looking at the monitor :D :D :lol:
/ normally people 'bellow' :rolleyes:
Neither is he! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by oldletter
I think his sex is clearly shown in the codeguru album :D ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sgris
I don't think I am quite following you here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
i think people eating a lot of "sour" fruits might not good health especially women who are pergnant, which also afffects the child to be born later.
How about your ideas on this topic ? ;)
Excuse me, I'm the closest thing to a doctor on CG, I married a nurse remember? :p
I think I would know these things. :cool:
Disclaimer: Do not under any circumstances take medical advice from Deniz. 17 Criminal and 122 Civil matters are still pending against him, the matter is before the courts and I wish not to discuss them.
Deniz, I want to sue you for my mental destabelized problem after taking your counseling in one of the dead thread!....therefore, my lawyer will come to your house within 8 years from last 7 years because the flight delay from Antartica to Australia....
take care:D
mrRee you should have read my Terms & ConditionsQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
did you mean these :p
- Click the Refresh button, or try again later.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.
- Click the Back button to try another link.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Yep thats the one. :D
I'd read your terms and your condition as below...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
after I gave that paper to my lawyer, he kick my face for having acting like a helpless nerd for reading the terms&conditons things....with a quick spanking at his middle cheek, he said there is one thing I can sue you and definitely will win the case... :DQuote:
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read paragraph xxiii...it stated: Click the Refresh button, or try again later....
it said "Refresh button"...my lawyer said, with some alibies in his briefcase, he can proof that the Refresh button had died for 30 years ago due to chocking hazard....I can't click him or try that later on :mad: :eek:
Look very closely at post #10. ;)
:eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by oldletter
Well I have a simple solution for this Please DO NOT ADD JIN OR VODKA :D to lime, lemon or orange juice Trust me you will not feel sleepy at all .......................... :D
Any way Wish you happy Drinking ....... :D
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disclaimer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
there is a disclaimer!!!!!!!!!!!
run for your buuuuuuuutttt!!!!
Deniz is a murdereeeerrrr!!!!!!
now I must urge my lawyer to get the case into account fast before Deniz been jailed....mr Lawyer, come here...ride this walrus and hurry to Australia....:eek:
Who is your lawyer, Mr Penguin? I'll buy him off with a couple of sardines. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Boy oh boy what a humorous thread :D. mrRee and Deniz you both sure have a fantastic sense of humor :p.
BTW this
is the most complicated paragraph in English I have ever read in my life :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
I am sure the world best spell checking software would go haywire if supplied with the above paragraph :p
he can't eat sardine....I'd broke all his teeth...he only can eat snow...your home have a snow vending machine?
I can get your lawyer some yellow snow...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Would he eat yellow snow? :p
he's pretty cheap penguin...he can swallow just about anything...but no...he'll puke for yellow snow:p...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
anyway...I'd told him to drop the case...I'll sue somebody else:D...it seems that you're kinda scared right now...yellowish snow:D....why did you yellowed the snow....c'mon, acting like a tough guy:D
mrRee you didn't think that... noooo.... :rolleyes:
heck yeah Deniz, I did think you'd scared :D...but worry no more...my lawyer got busted for picking his nose while riding the walrus...Antartican law very strict on this violation...6 years in jail with hard labour...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
@MrBeans: I'm not joking MrBeans...I've to sue Deniz because of the lost due to the sufferings...
you didn't understand for the trauma I'd suffered after taking the counseling....I can see dumb penguins...they're everywhere squeaking and jumping...scareey... :eek:
mrRee I did that to you? :cry:
yes...I still can see the dumb penguins sometimes....Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
if you wanna live, just give me the remedy on this very momment :p
Ok mrRee, I'll make the bad penguins go away... :p
Take a deep breath & splash some cold water over your face. Now get away from the computer, take a walk outside.
Feel better? :thumb:
deep breath...checkQuote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
splach some water...uncheck!...no water, just snow here...
get away from computer...check
take a walk...check...
WOW!....that's working....errrr...but now I can dumb walruses all over the place...maybe I'm in Antartica?....:D
mrRee I don't think you're in Antarctica.
There are no ISP's in Antarctica.
absolutely wrong...mosquitos have teeth...how can they bite if they don't have one?.. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
How did mosquitos come into picture all of a sudden :confused: :D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
BTW I even wonder if mosquitos could ever survive in Antartica ;)
One of his penguins died due to malaria :pQuote:
Originally Posted by MrBeans
Evolution...you know :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MrBeans
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Now I think mrRee will have to prepare a whole big list of people to be sued :D
1) Of course non other than Deniz :p
2) Person who spread Malaria to antartica :ehh:
and 3) Person helping these mosquitos grow in antartica :eek:
:D
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrBeans
Why do I get sued? :confused: :ehh:
oh, I thought he talking about getting mosquito bites:D...I really should caffeinate instead of smokinate next time...Quote:
Originally Posted by MrBeans
if that's the case:Code:while (!explored)
Antartica != Antarctica;
do
{walrus hunting;
polar bear back riding;
et cetring;
}
I don't know either? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
I think I'm having fever :(
aaccchhhooo.....
(The body jumps up in the process)
:(
Hey, speaking of Antartica... do you know why polar bears don't eat penguins?
(FYI: Incase you didn't know polar bears do not eat penguins).
Now, I am confidant that mrRee will know... but who else knows??
Because polar bears live in the Arctic region and the penguins in the Antarctic region. So they never meet... ;)
PS: this was a tough one... :p
cilu, I think you should merge this thread with "Ahh lets share some jokes" thread...:D:D some people would find this thread useful:p
I was just about to say that this thread has gone much beyond its original topic, so it will be either closed or split or merged with another thread in T - 24 hours (or less).Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Yip... got it in one.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I was hoping that at least one person would say something about "because the beaks get stuck in their teeth." Thats usually the first guess. :'-(
I tell you this that I never smoke, I can't have alcohol contained drinks, but can drink beer a little, because if I do much, my body will become very red,
even when i don't drink beer, it is already red, although my face is not red.
i truly don't have fat friends :D , if anyone here is fat, be one of my friends. :D
yeah...close it cilu...I know you're the man with a straight vision...anything off-topic is against the rule...and you're a man live by the rule :p...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
ok, see you all in heaven at 11p.m(heaven's time)...the angels will having a gigs...they don't play harps anymore, they play their guitar instead...