Ruin the last poster's wish!

I saw one of these threads on another forum, and it ended up being pretty funny. I figured I'd start one off.

Here's how it works. I will make a wish. The person below me will ruin that wish with some condition that applies to it, while still technically granting the wish. They also post a wish, and the person below them ruins that wish, etc.

For example:

Poster 1: "I wish I could have a lifetime supply of pizza!"
Poster 2: "Okay, but the pizza has to be made by a scat fetishist who rarely washes their hands. I wish for Bush to pull out of Iraq."
Poster 3: "Okay, but we declare war on Iran two days later. I wish..."

etc.

To keep this thread non-confusing, please quote the person you are responding to.

I'll start:

I wish that I could get a better paying job.

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Originally Posted by Deniz

I wish that I could get a better paying job.

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your wish is granted...start cleaning my booots now!...

I wish I'm a human :D

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Originally Posted by mrRee

I wish I'm a human :D

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Your wish is granted, you will become a human female working at hooters.

I wish I had a lot of money.

Your wish is granted, you now have a lot of money, but you have to give 90% of it to me!

I wish I was broke. :)

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Originally Posted by dglienna

I wish I was broke. :)

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great!...you're now broke as you wish...and you still need to clean my boots...every single day!...

I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...

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Originally Posted by mrRee

I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...

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Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.


I wish I could fly.

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Originally Posted by Deniz

Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.


I wish I could fly.

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You can now fly, But only North/South...

I wish i could program!!

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Originally Posted by GremlinSA

I wish i could program!!

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Now, you can program, but only in BrainF***

I wish I could get up in the morning with no such pain

:wave:

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Originally Posted by Hobson

I wish I could get up in the morning with no such pain

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Ok you shall have no more pain less mornings :wave: but once you have that you will not be able to sleep again. :D :rolleyes:

i wish we all live in the stoneage. no more programming yeppieeeeeeee :D

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i wish we all live in the stoneage. no more programming yeppieeeeeeee

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Poof, you now live in the stone age, there is a pack of saber tooth tigers outside your cave, and they are HUNGRY!

I wish.... That this thread would end :eek:

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

I wish.... That this thread would end :eek:

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Okay... I have granted your wish. :D

How much I wish it were bright and sunny outside... :rolleyes:

Wish granted, but the temperature is above 50 degrees celcius now!

I wish I were binary code!

You are binary code now, we obfuscated you and your nose is where your toe used to be. :eek: :D

I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore... :embarassed:

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No worries! your next plane will crash shortly after take-off!

I wish to see Australia.

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Originally Posted by cilu

I wish I were binary code!

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If I was to make your wish, I'd make you all zeros :D

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I wish to see Australia.

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You are now a Koala, and are being shipped back to be released into the wild.

I wish to repeat my previous wish..... :D

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

You are now a Koala, and are being shipped back to be released into the wild.

I wish to repeat my previous wish..... :D

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Your wish came true, but you are not in an infine loop.

I wish Hobson can make me all zeros!

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I wish Hobson can make me all zeros!

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First I will make Hobson your perfect complement, then exclusive or you with him :eek:

I wish I could think of a good wish... :blush:

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

First I will make Hobson your perfect complement, then exclusive or you with him :eek:

I wish I could think of a good wish... :blush:

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Tom suggests that CPU Wizard wish something good for Tom.

I wish someone would ruin this wish....

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

I wish I could think of a good wish... :blush:

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I find your wish VERY good :thumb:

However, I do not wish to be ORed (exclusively or not) with anybody I do not choose :D

I wish to go home. Enough working for today.

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I wish to go home. Enough working for today.

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You can go home, but there will be a long list of things you need to do there also, so no rest for you...

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner... (suprised no US resident had posted this one before)....

Okay, You are home and your boss called you as your customer reported huge system crash.

I wish CG admins kill this thread. :D

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Originally Posted by Krishnaa

Okay, You are home and your boss called you as your customer reported huge system crash.

I wish CG admins kill this thread. :D

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Your wish is granted, but it the thread was immediately revived!

I wish I had a new coffee cup

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Originally Posted by Sabin_33

Your wish is granted, but it the thread was immediately revived!

I wish I had a new coffee cup

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You have a new coffee mug.. But it's a Italian Expresso mug...

I wish i didn't need my glasses...

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Originally Posted by GremlinSA

You have a new coffee mug.. But it's a Italian Expresso mug...

I wish i didn't need my glasses...

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You don't need your glasses but now you cannot see :eek:

I wish I had a new car that works perfectly and will never blow up.

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I wish I had a new car that works perfectly and will never blow up.

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You now have a perfectly functioning car, but it only gets 0.01 MPG (or Km/L) and you must travel significant distances every day, so all of your money goes into the gas tank.

I wish someone had responded to my last wish [post #20 was skipped :mad: :mad: ]

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

You now have a perfectly functioning car, but it only gets 0.01 MPG (or Km/L) and you must travel significant distances every day, so all of your money goes into the gas tank.

I wish someone had responded to my last wish [post #20 was skipped :mad: :mad: ]

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Sorry I don't know whats an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

I wish I wasn't hungry ...

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Sorry I don't know whats an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

I wish I wasn't hungry ...

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It is a specific (major) brand of hotdog/frankfooter....

You have just had a complete stomach bypass, and will never be hungry again, of course you will need intravenious nutrition for the rest of your life.... :cry: :cry:


I wish there were 18 more posts in the "real" forums that I could give helpful responses to.... (about to hit a "boundary").... :D :D

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I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner...

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Granted, but you were just eaten by TheCPUWizard

[Two at a time :)]

I wish it were warm and sunny...

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I wish it were warm and sunny...

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Duplicate :mad: , See posts #10 and #11 [IIRC]

I wish you would make a different wish... :D

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

Duplicate :mad: , See posts #10 and #11 [IIRC]

I wish you would make a different wish... :D

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I make a wish on his behaf for everyone to eat popcorn

I wish I had a good looking dress.

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I wish I had a good looking dress.

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Poof, you have a good looking dress, now you have to model it here on CG :D

I wish someone would congratulate me on hitting 4,000 posts :) ;) :cool:

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

I wish someone would congratulate me on hitting 4,000 posts :) ;) :cool:

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Bah! There is congratulation thread in chit-chat, but all what people do there is moaning about spammers and congratulation threads.


I wish I was more liked by people.

Poof, you turned into a girl and wearing my new dress. Have fun modelling for CG.

I wish to go outside and play Tennis, and not have my work to do.

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Originally Posted by answer

I wish to go outside and play Tennis, and not have my work to do.

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Bam! You can go outside and play tennis, on a grass field full of dog s**t

I wish I could play the guitar.

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I wish I could play the guitar.

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You have been turned into a guitar pick, and placed into JJ Cale's hands. You will exist solely to play the guitar until you break.

I wish....
There was something decent to watch on the 134 channels of TV I pay for :cry:

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

I wish....
There was something decent to watch on the 134 channels of TV I pay for :cry:

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your wish is granted. Now all 134 channels will only ever have old reruns of M.A.S.H. on them 24/7.

I wish... Someone would give me $50.

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I wish... Someone would give me $50.

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You were just handed a $50 bill, unfortunately it was counterfiet and you have been arrested, go to jail, go directly to jail.....

ps: M*A*S*H would not be so bad compared to some ot the ..... that is on.

Opps, almost forgot to wish...

I wish I could get a full nights sleep....

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

I wish I could get a full nights sleep....

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Wish granted. But you actually need 2 nights' sleep.

I wish somebody would tell me the differences between FIFO and LILO data structures, and the differences between LIFO and FILO data structures.

:D <--

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

You are now a Koala, and are being shipped back to be released into the wild.

I wish to repeat my previous wish..... :D

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wish granted .but after that you will loose your memory. :p

i Wish i can wokeup early in the morning

Wow, two wishes to do!

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Originally Posted by CBasicNet

I wish somebody would tell me the differences between FIFO and LILO data structures, and the differences between LIFO and FILO data structures.

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You read some wikipedia and now you lnow what FIFO/LILO/LIFO/FILO is, but something went wrong and you start to use these terms in very strange context. Like meeting some chick at disco and asking her: Hey babe, I wanna be your FIFO tonight

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Originally Posted by humptydumpty

i Wish i can wokeup early in the morning

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Since now, you wake up early every morning, because pack of students moved into neighbour flat and they keep partying all days long!

I wish all people in the world become good and peaceful

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Originally Posted by Hobson

I wish all people in the world become good and peaceful

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hmmm thats a tough wish to be granted...but since you are a CG member your wish is granted :D ..... :ehh: almost forgot....if the whole world is good and peaceful, then you have no place here.. Abracadbra.... off you go to Mars...and live happiely with all those savages :p :rolleyes:

And they all lived happiely ever after :rolleyes: :p

i wish the climate here be more cooler and pleasent...and never hot as its now :(

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Originally Posted by sreehari

hmmm thats a tough wish to be granted...but since you are a CG member your wish is granted :D ..... :ehh: almost forgot....if the whole world is good and peaceful, then you have no place here.. Abracadbra.... off you go to Mars...and live happiely with all those savages :p :rolleyes:

And they all lived happiely ever after :rolleyes: :p

i wish the climate here be more cooler and pleasent...and never hot as its now :(

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your wish granted . from now onwards North pole wind will travel to banglore .

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Originally Posted by Hobson

I wish all people in the world become good and peaceful

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From now onwards you only can go outside from your home between 1 P.M to 3 A.M .So you will find Only peace



I Wish that i can be president of India. :thumb:

Granted, now you 'can be' president of india, but no one is gonna vote for that.

I wish I could get power to go invisible.

Your wish is granted!!

Every photos and films depicting you, even this Avatar should now go blank :)

I wish I had a nice car and a hot girl friend :)

You got Ferrari and new hot girl, she actually burnt you.

I wish I could see future.

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Originally Posted by Krishnaa

I wish I could see future.

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Now you can see the future, and you realize that it would be better without you :D

I wish my threads never get absorbed again by moderator's thread :mad: (like it happened here: http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=418547)

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wish my threads never get absorbed again by moderator's thread (like it happened here: http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=418547)

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Your threads will never be absorbed again, you have been banned for life.

I wish SharePoint would stop giving me grief today. :sick:

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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard

I wish SharePoint would stop giving me grief today. :sick:

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Wish granted...it's tomorrow...


I wish the Bank would get my account number and Bill Gates's account number mixed up...

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Originally Posted by Vanaj

I wish the Bank would get my account number and Bill Gates's account number mixed up...

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As you wish......

Oh forgot to tell ya.....they mixed up your numbers for the overdraft andthe loan repaying sections :) he gets the loan amounts and you gotta repay em !!! OMGH !!! what a sweet deal :D :p :rolleyes:

i wish i had ummmmm the powers of the DARK FORCES :D

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Originally Posted by sreehari

As you wish......

Oh forgot to tell ya.....they mixed up your numbers for the overdraft andthe loan repaying sections :) he gets the loan amounts and you gotta repay em !!! OMGH !!! what a sweet deal :D :p :rolleyes:

i wish i had ummmmm the powers of the DARK FORCES :D

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Congratulations, unfortunatly the light forces put you in a buble and you cant do anything.

I wish the mark for my electricity and magnetism exam would be posted (with a mark greator than 90%)already.