Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject

Hi,

I'm searching for the best subject title, especially while posting questions.

My favourites are:
#10: "Please solve it"
#9: "Programming question" (of course in a programming board...)
#8: "Debug Assertion failed"
#7: "Noobie. Pls.hlp......."
#6: "Need help"
#5: "Question"
#4: "<xxx>" where <xxx> is exactly the name of the board the post is in
#3: "Help"
#2: "Help!"
#1 (Winner): "Help! Urgent!"

Do you have other favourites?
Suggestions?

If this thread will have collected some nice subjects I suggest the moderators to:
- Add a search function where I can search for posts ordered by subject quality. This will be nice ... I'll enjoy to use this function!

With regards
Programartist
Ingo Bochmann

what about this one ???

"Help ! My internship depends on this....."
(2007 on a language that is no longer supported)

Two recent ones:

Pleeeeeeaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
urgent+++++++++++++++++

:confused: :lol:

"What Programming Language Should I Learn?"...;)

"Please Help! I dont know where to start."

"Help me fix my code. (very simple)"

For two reasons -
1 - It is a programming forum, fixing code is what happens here.
2 - If it is so simple why don't you fix it yourself?

A real good one is How to make a compiler error?:

There are so many threads about here... (please search!) :rolleyes:

See here

Remarks section:

The question itself is not so stupid. The OP really wants the compiler to fail if the developer makes something wrong. But anyway I think it sounds funny, doesn't it?

Programartist

Quote:

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Originally Posted by GremlinSA

"What Programming Language Should I Learn?"...;)

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I would suggest you to learn C, C++

"Urgent, poor student who has no time for study, needs program that can hack into his professor's computer"

"Urgent, noob needs to code the ultimate flashy 3D game on a cell phone to impress his girlfriend"

"How to write a function which returns true if a file is binary?"

Here the subject has been "How To Create A User". Is there anybody out there reading that the same way I did? Explaining my minds is far beyond the topic of this forum and should be "child protected". :blush: :):):)

Without any doubt, the worst subject line I have ever seen on Code Guru is.....

"Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject"

:p:D:p

Yesterday I called this smart, today I called it stupid, one hour ago I called it nice, 5 hours later it is called BAD, ten hours later it is labeled SUPERSTAR, tomorrow I will call it ....hmm

25, 200

My two nominees are:

1. C++ FAQs
2. Before You Post

A subject I saw today:

Quote:

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What can I do with this?

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How many people find it difficult to see a title like that without giving a weisenheimer answer?

what is the best language?

:lol:

One FAQ: "Is C++ a dead language?"

"Mark wants to be a Ninja" is the best subject but not stupid. Mark is so beautiful.
:)

"Found a bug in <foo> compiler"

Not stupid in itself. But I have to have seen this one at least a hundred times and not one of these posts could deliver on its offer.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by couling

"Found a bug in <foo> compiler"

Not stupid in itself. But I have to have seen this one at least a hundred times and not one of these posts could deliver on its offer.

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Well, I "just" found 72 bug's in Visual Studio 9.0.

hehe. too true.