Ruin the last poster's wish!
I saw one of these threads on another forum, and it ended up being pretty funny. I figured I'd start one off.
Here's how it works. I will make a wish. The person below me will ruin that wish with some condition that applies to it, while still technically granting the wish. They also post a wish, and the person below them ruins that wish, etc.
For example:
Poster 1: "I wish I could have a lifetime supply of pizza!"
Poster 2: "Okay, but the pizza has to be made by a scat fetishist who rarely washes their hands. I wish for Bush to pull out of Iraq."
Poster 3: "Okay, but we declare war on Iran two days later. I wish..."
etc.
To keep this thread non-confusing, please quote the person you are responding to.
I'll start:
I wish that I could get a better paying job.
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
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Originally Posted by Deniz
I wish that I could get a better paying job.
your wish is granted...start cleaning my booots now!...
I wish I'm a human :D
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Originally Posted by mrRee
I wish I'm a human :D
Your wish is granted, you will become a human female working at hooters.
I wish I had a lot of money.
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Your wish is granted, you now have a lot of money, but you have to give 90% of it to me!
I wish I was broke. :)
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Originally Posted by dglienna
I wish I was broke. :)
great!...you're now broke as you wish...and you still need to clean my boots...every single day!...
I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
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Originally Posted by mrRee
I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...
Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.
I wish I could fly.
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Originally Posted by Deniz
Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.
I wish I could fly.
You can now fly, But only North/South...
I wish i could program!!
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Originally Posted by GremlinSA
I wish i could program!!
Now, you can program, but only in BrainF***
I wish I could get up in the morning with no such pain
:wave:
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Originally Posted by Hobson
I wish I could get up in the morning with no such pain
Ok you shall have no more pain less mornings :wave: but once you have that you will not be able to sleep again. :D :rolleyes:
i wish we all live in the stoneage. no more programming yeppieeeeeeee :D
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i wish we all live in the stoneage. no more programming yeppieeeeeeee
Poof, you now live in the stone age, there is a pack of saber tooth tigers outside your cave, and they are HUNGRY!
I wish.... That this thread would end :eek:
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Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard
I wish.... That this thread would end :eek:
Okay... I have granted your wish. :D
How much I wish it were bright and sunny outside... :rolleyes:
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Wish granted, but the temperature is above 50 degrees celcius now!
I wish I were binary code!
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You are binary code now, we obfuscated you and your nose is where your toe used to be. :eek: :D
I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore... :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Siddhartha
I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore... :embarassed:
No worries! your next plane will crash shortly after take-off!
I wish to see Australia.
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Originally Posted by cilu
I wish I were binary code!
If I was to make your wish, I'd make you all zeros :D
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I wish to see Australia.
You are now a Koala, and are being shipped back to be released into the wild.
I wish to repeat my previous wish..... :D