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Originally Posted by cherish
I just woke up and didn't notice it :sick:
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Originally Posted by cherish
I just woke up and didn't notice it :sick:
Gone with wind :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
This question has already been answered, but since this is a boring thread, I answer once more: The roof is on fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
Where is not as important as why?
So somebody please tell me, Why is the roof?
It is a sad and beautiful world.
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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
"Tom, the roof IS your father!!!"
(from Frohman Wars Episode III)
Since half of the human population are women, and on average every man had ever any conversation with woman, question 'why' is not as important anymore, since everyone knows an answer for any 'why' question:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Q: Why is the roof?
A: Because.
Okay then. You can't use because to answer the question "How many is the roof?".Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
Q: How many is the roof?
A: 17.
Because of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle it is not possible to exactly answer where is the roof and how fast is the roof simultaneously.
Because of all the uncertainty I don't think because is a good answer. Maybe might be a good answer but not because because not not because was!!
Try to tell that to your wife. Or mine. I bet they do not know quantum physics so well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
quantum physics?? isn't it that thing you use to wash dishes? oh yes mommy knows quantum physics as well..... should I use it as toothpaste??
Yes! :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
you would want to use a toothpaste mixture , with some shoepolish, for better results :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
Yeah, but once I have relations with girl who knows quantum physics (she study it in University) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
Shoepolish? strange word... I am Polish and I know lotta Polish, and neither me nor any of them are shoes... Also, contrary to some popular opinions we do not mix ourselves with toothpaste, unless its manufacturing process is based on usage of large amounts of booze.Quote:
Originally Posted by sreehari
Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
you got the whole this wrong, its actually that the polish is derived as a byproduct in the manufacturing of booze :eeh: which is later inturn mixed with shoes to make it harder and softer at the same time. :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?[/QUOTE]
it is related to John darwins " survial of the fittest theory rite ? :confused:
Last one more closer to truth :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
Only 1:22:92. Level 2 is tough but I got it in 13:28.
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T.S. EliotQuote:
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us -- if at all -- not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
Detroit tigers lost. Sigh
It should rain today. Maybe no game.
It doesn't get any duller than this.
Tonight I will eat a piece of cake, brush my teeth, go to bed and sleep anyway.
happy burthday to all CG members!!!!...belated and advanced altogether... :wave:
ciao
Election day today in the U.S.A.
I'm hoping to see at least the House Of Reps out of Republican control and into Democratic control.
We can always hope the Senate will go that way too.
Elections. Yeah, mostly boring.
Cool. A dent in the Republican's power.
Boring!
Still Boring!
An Important Link:
Dull Men's Club
Boring!
Today I didn't suffer my daily trojan attack.... I can turn off the PC and sleep bored tonight...
Boredom is Intresting :D
I installed one of those combination fan/light ceiling fixtures yesterday.
My knees hurt from going up and down the ladder. Everyday another thrill....
Fan combined with light? Hurting knees is not the worst thing that should bother you. Imagine your hurting eyes after sitting a few hours one hot evening in a room filled with nice strobo effect.
Somebody trip a waiter and liven this place up.
I would like to remind everyone to make sure they read every post in this thread twice.
No quack.
Ahem !!
Okay... done.... now what ???Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Forget em !!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GremlinSA
Ice storm today. Freezing rain. All the trees are encased in ice.
Boring
Ice storm Yesterday. Freezing rain Yesterdat. All the trees are encased in ice. Luckiely its the same today, Boring again
I resolved that today I would make a major change in my life.
I also resolved that I wouldn't tell anybody what that change was.
So there :)
The temperature right now is -19C (-2F). It is COLLLDDDDD out.
The coldest I've ever experienced is -31C (-24F). My car battery produced 0 Volts on that day.
The coldest I've ever experienced is ~-35C for like 5 or 6 days. Was really no fun to go to work in such a cold. OTOH the most I have ever experienced is 40,5C. I had some serious attack of flu and I saw many funny things then.
Hottest, I've ever experienced was 40.5C (105F) too. Walked for several hours through the dessert in Utah. I didn't see anything funny. What were you smoking at the time ? :)
My quest is going well -28 in 26 days.... only 37 to go....Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Yesterday's news:
33 dead at Virginia Tech University.
I have to stop reading the news. Everytime I read about another senseless massacre it really depresses me. It goes on everywhere and it is like there is nothing we/you/me/they can do about it.
As Rodney King said "Why can't we all just get along?"
I guess I prefer it boring.
Yup, I think you are right with this one, there is not much anybody can do to stop such events. This is not said to have a defeatist attitude, but realistically at the current state of the world, it is bound to happen again. I think the only way to stop the hate is to really believe the saying, "kids are our future". If the kids of today are taught and learn how to respect each other, then maybe (hate to say) when all the older folk die off, then the once young kids can take over and live in harmony. BUT we won't ever live to see any of this. And once more, all kids in the world must be brought up right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
.... just my 2cents on the recent event
-50 today. Only 15 to go....
Lost... am I...?
yup!...am you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
After a good week of programming and working, I just want to skip out early and enjoy a bit of this good weather currently. Spiderman 3 weekend and Cinco de Mayo weekend, who is ready to party!? I know I am!!
hmmmmm Oh Ok ok ..... Oouch ...hmm OKEYS....OMGH!!!
Have you ever noticed that a cell phone set to vibrate sounds a lot like rude body noises?
I know I haven't.
Holding at -54....
Hey Tom, do visit your apathy thread sometimes; it is ignored by apathy people here!