Dude I'm with you on the goat, cause you can like grab the horns and like...well but...with a sheep, it's like snuggles...nice and soft...Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
No, Solar. I impregnated six hookers and a goat. Oh....
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Dude I'm with you on the goat, cause you can like grab the horns and like...well but...with a sheep, it's like snuggles...nice and soft...Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
No, Solar. I impregnated six hookers and a goat. Oh....
Hey Mick was the kaboom always kaboom or was it originally kaboom?
Doing my part for the 4th ;)Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Hey Mick was the kaboom always kaboom or was it originally kaboom?
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I totally agree, I mean why a goat? Sheep you can shave.Quote:
Originally posted by ih8mylife
a goat?!? sweet jesus man have some respect
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Dude caesar is on...I can't think of anything else I'd rather be doing, except rubbing gabriel stubby head and drinking a beer. Actually we need a gabe bobble doll...with voice...something like 'you just don't get it do you mick' that would be rocking...
kewl...one of the cheesist movies I like comes on in 11 mintues on the scifi channel....army of darkness...I give it two thumbs up..
is it any wonder I've posted 4x in a row...reminds me of ...ohh I've got too much time on my hands, and it's ticking away ticking away...80's song revolution....is it any wonder that
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Well done team. That was extremely boring. Keep up the good work.
its paved not painted
paving involves a steam roller :D
...so then I said, "Hey pal, you gotta slide it around, like this..."
and then the duck says "I won it in a raffle."
And that's the story of the elephant that prevented thermonuclear war.
Although the story of the thermonuclear war ended there, the bigger story went on. Yes, Percy the woodchuck went on to have even greater adventures. His most exciting caper involved a bicycle, two boxes of lime Jello mix and a labrador retriever...
Daddy, read the part again about the lime jello...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Although the story of the thermonuclear war ended there, the bigger story went on. Yes, Percy the woodchuck went on to have even greater adventures. His most exciting caper involved a bicycle, two boxes of lime Jello mix and a labrador retriever...
... and everything would have been fine, were it not for one out-of-control steamroller and that crazy elk bent on revenge ...
... of course, that charging emu didn't help, either ...
But the real lesson he learned from the encounter is, putting toast in the freezer can't restore your dignity.
That is, unless you sprinkle lots of lime jello powder on it first - and convince your dog to eat it while riding backwards on a bicycle.Quote:
But the real lesson he learned from the encounter is, putting toast in the freezer can't restore your dignity.
Uch you ruined the whole story. :mad::cool:
Talk to Mick; HE asked for it !!!!Quote:
read the part again about the lime jello...
jeez...what is wrong with you people...you snort the jello mix....sugga high....
If by you you mean ... you.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
jeez...what is wrong with you people...you snort the jello mix....sugga high....
What? what? sorry I got this big sugga bugga in my nose...trying to pickQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
If by you you mean ... you.
OK, Mick, no more jello for you!!
There should be a beer hat somewhere in there :)Quote:
Originally posted by gjs368
OK, Mick, no more jello for you!!
:):)Quote:
Originally posted by gjs368
OK, Mick, no more jello for you!!
Its fun
I was gonna comment earlier today on this, but since I'm watchin the Lion in Winter (good flick) I suppose I'll comment now...
To mrs. Hepburn...I would have hit that...rest in peace...and well don't let it be known where your resting...cause I might still hit that...
From MiCk:
Katherine Hepburn? Aye....how sad. She has joined Marilyn and Grace......aye......can Clonaid please clone Grace Kelly one of these days??? :o :o :o :(Quote:
To mrs. Hepburn...I would have hit that...rest in peace...and well don't let it be known where your resting...cause I might still hit that...
Yes she was an awesome actress..I think my fav is desk set...where she's a reference librarian, and like tracy spencer is the dude that's putting in a computer to replace her and her gaggle of girls...good flick....Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From MiCk:
Katherine Hepburn? Aye....how sad. She has joined Marilyn and Grace......aye......can Clonaid please clone Grace Kelly one of these days??? :o :o :o :(
in other news...fresh off the rotten.com
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Singapore's environment minister awarded the country's first five-star rating to a public restroom on Tuesday, at the start of a nationwide drive to flush out dirty lavatories. Environment Minister Lim Swee Say launched the 'Happy Toilet' campaign, which will rate public restrooms using a five-star system similar to that used for hotels. 'I am looking very forward to experiencing this toilet myself so I can walk out of the toilet feeling happy,' Lim said at a news conference, before placing the award plaque outside a restroom at a suburban shopping mall in the wealthy Southeast Asian city-state." According to the Happy Toilet booklet: "In total we spend almost three years of our lives on the toilet. It's natural and it's normal, so let's learn to say: 'Wow! That's a great toilet!'"
So I've found my new favorite drink. I found this dusty bottle in the local Indian market full of this thick red syrup (which had precipitated and crystalized somewhat in a thick layer on the bottom). Its wrapper says:
If you can imagine a drink with sandalwood and vetivert mixed in... Well, anyways, Snoop Fizzle just got over so I'm outta here...Quote:
SH***** ROOH AFZA
SUMMER DRINK OF THE EAST
Each dose of 50 ml. (70 grams approx.) contains:
Invert sugar base 40.0 ml, Pineapple Juice 4.0 ml, Distilled Extract of: Coriandrum sativa (Dhania), Daucuscarota (Gajar), Portulaca oleracea (Khurfa), Citrullus vulgaris (Tarbooz), Spinacia oleracea (Palak), Mentha arvensis (Pudina), Luffa cylindrica (Hara Ghia), Cichorium intybus (Kasni), Vitis vinifera (Munnaqa), Santalum album (Sandal Sufed), Vetiveria zizanioides (Khas Hindi), Parmelia perlate (Chharrhila), Nymphaea alba (Gul Nilofar), Onosma bracteatum (Barge gaozaban)_2.25 ml, Distillate of Keora 1.75 ml, Orange Juice 1.0 ml, Distillate of Citrus medica 0.4 ml, Distillate of Rose damascena 0.3 ml CONTAINS PERMITTED COLOURS AMARANTH
Rooh Afza - Soothing, Cooling, Satisfying. A joy to look at, a pleasure to taste. For refreshment or for fun, in summer there is nothing like Rooh Afza. Mix, with ice-cold water or with water and ice cubes and sip the sheer pleasure of the most pleasant drink. Add milk to make a delicious milkshake. You won't be able to forget the taste and the joy in a hurry.
Rollin' down the road,
Like an Injun,
Sippin' on Summer Juice
(laaiid-baaack)
Ha ha haQuote:
Originally posted by galathaea
So I've found my new favorite drink. I found this dusty bottle in the local Indian market full of this thick red syrup (which had precipitated and crystalized somewhat in a thick layer on the bottom). Its wrapper says:
If you can imagine a drink with sandalwood and vetivert mixed in... Well, anyways, Snoop Fizzle just got over so I'm outta here...
Rollin' down the road,
Like an Injun,
Sippin' on Summer Juice
(laaiid-baaack)
with my mind on my money and my money on my mind...chronic memories...
I couldn't resist
Self imposed **'s...ahhhQuote:
I wanna ask you one question
If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?"
I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts."
She said, "Well.. daddy if I had some nuts
on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"
I said, "Hel yes!"
She said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin-nuts?"
I said, "**** no ***** you'd have a **** in **** *****!"
From MiCk:
Why, MiCk! No matter what u do, never be a toilet nerd.Quote:
Singapore's environment minister awarded the country's first five-star rating to a public restroom on Tuesday, at the start of a nationwide drive to flush out dirty lavatories. Environment Minister Lim Swee Say launched the 'Happy Toilet' campaign, which will rate public restrooms using a five-star system similar to that used for hotels. 'I am looking very forward to experiencing this toilet myself so I can walk out of the toilet feeling happy,' Lim said at a news conference, before placing the award plaque outside a restroom at a suburban shopping mall in the wealthy Southeast Asian city-state." According to the Happy Toilet booklet: "In total we spend almost three years of our lives on the toilet. It's natural and it's normal, so let's learn to say: 'Wow! That's a great toilet!'"
These guys are really crazy sometimes.
Remember : you can be a girl-nerd, a woman-nerd, a computer-nerd or a porn-nerd, but never a toilet-nerd!
I still prefer the bed, though. How about you, MiCk? Toilets or beds? :D:D >:->
Well I don't know...a 5 star crapper...even if I didn't have to go...I'd still want to sit and ponder life....pictures anyone?Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From MiCk:
Why, MiCk! No matter what u do, never be a toilet nerd.
These guys are really crazy sometimes.
Remember : you can be a girl-nerd, a woman-nerd, a computer-nerd or a porn-nerd, but never a toilet-nerd!
I still prefer the bed, though. How about you, MiCk? Toilets or beds? :D:D >:->
On the less boring side of life:
Got a house guest for the next 5 days.
A good dog: Happy Happy Joy Joy.
Floyd a 53lb, 5 year old, mutt(shar pei, pointer, labrador mix).
He does lunge at the squirrels though.
I have asked him to have a talk with the squirrel about ripping up my screens.
If only I could curl my tail like that, I'd be a hit at the club....
Tom......that's scary!
I can tell you this beast is gonna chew me to death the moment it sees me. :eek::eek::eek:
From MiCk:
U have no tail, but u've something else, like the rest of us.Quote:
If only I could curl my tail like that, I'd be a hit at the club....
However, though......it's nort easy to curl that. :D
The maryland lady that won the 183 million lottery came forward yesterday...she'll get 112.8 in a lump sum. Why is it that old people always win...she's 54...but she is single...wonder if she needs a sugga daddy :)
Man you can't read dogs for squat.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Tom......that's scary!
I can tell you this beast is gonna chew me to death the moment it sees me. :eek::eek::eek:
That dog would walk up to you wag its tail and if it could give you the tongue of death to the face.
I also have a guest beginning today. Profile, Tom-style:Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Got a house guest for the next 5 days.
A good dog: Happy Happy Joy Joy.
Floyd a 53lb, 5 year old, mutt(shar pei, pointer, labrador mix).
He does lunge at the squirrels though.
I have asked him to have a talk with the squirrel about ripping up my screens.
Dizzy, a 5lb, 4 year old rabbit (lop-eared)
He has never met a squirrel though.
I will ask him to guard against squirrel intrusions on the screen.
No photo, but man does this rabbit jump like crazy...easily over a yard vertical.
From MiCk:
Sugar Daddy for a 54 year old hag?Quote:
The maryland lady that won the 183 million lottery came forward yesterday...she'll get 112.8 in a lump sum. Why is it that old people always win...she's 54...but she is single...wonder if she needs a sugga daddy
U must be asleep as you typed that, MiCk! :eek::D
U should be a sugar daddy for other 17 - 26 year old ladies instead. Aye~! :cool:
From Tom:
Tom.....maybe you forgot to drink your coffee, like MiCk?Quote:
Man you can't read dogs for squat.
That dog would walk up to you wag its tail and if it could give you the tongue of death to the face.
This is the kind of dogs the international authorities would classify as "Killer hounds" that would rip out the heart or throat of any human it sees, especially strangers.
If you make me choose between these kinda killer hounds or lions as pets, I would prefer lions.
This is because since I have to get killed by these "pets" anyway, I might well as choose the prettier one. :D
For a 112 million...I can close my eyes :)Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From MiCk:
Sugar Daddy for a 54 year old hag?
U must be asleep as you typed that, MiCk! :eek::D
U should be a sugar daddy for other 17 - 26 year old ladies instead. Aye~! :cool:
But can you shut off your heart Mick?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEART?
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Jeez. Why is the man always coming down on Me?:( :(
Look kid, I don't make the laws, I just enforce them. You don't wanna go to court, do you?
No, I don't want to go to court:(
I will do what you demand.
PLEASE DON"T HURT ME
RAPE
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