Actually in the large version of the picture, you can see a shockwave. :cool:
Maybe I should petition Brad to allow avatars of size 1200x1600. Come to think of it, I will; that would really improve CodeGuru.
Just kidding
:D;)
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Actually in the large version of the picture, you can see a shockwave. :cool:
Maybe I should petition Brad to allow avatars of size 1200x1600. Come to think of it, I will; that would really improve CodeGuru.
Just kidding
:D;)
That was too interesting.
And now for something completely different. I'm going to tell you all about the day I ate a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. It was a cold February. There were 80 centimeters of snow on the ground. There I sat stuck at home watching curling on TV. Curling and more curling. Men with brooms sweeping the ice. Women with brooms sweeping the ice. Children with brooms sweeping the ice. More, more I cried. As fate would have it, I realized I could record Curling on my VCR and watch it over and over and over again. Like a flash it hit me out of the blue. I could be eating a peanut butter and cheese ball sandwich. However, there were no cheese balls left and the weather was too severe. I had to compromise. We had pickles and anchovies in stock. I'll tell you right now that peanut butter and anchovies is out of the question. Peanut butter and pickles it had to be and that is what it was. So I was able to swill PBandP sandwiches and watch Curling to the point of numbness. It doesn't get any better than that.
Step away from the water bong...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
That was too interesting.
And now for something completely different. I'm going to tell you all about the day I ate a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. It was a cold February. There were 80 centimeters of snow on the ground. There I sat stuck at home watching curling on TV. Curling and more curling. Men with brooms sweeping the ice. Women with brooms sweeping the ice. Children with brooms sweeping the ice. More, more I cried. As fate would have it, I realized I could record Curling on my VCR and watch it over and over and over again. Like a flash it hit me out of the blue. I could be eating a peanut butter and cheese ball sandwich. However, there were no cheese balls left and the weather was too severe. I had to compromise. We had pickles and anchovies in stock. I'll tell you right now that peanut butter and anchovies is out of the question. Peanut butter and pickles it had to be and that is what it was. So I was able to swill PBandP sandwiches and watch Curling to the point of numbness. It doesn't get any better than that.
Tom did you see my match? I'm second-broomer for the Blue Rocks in my spare time.
Just come to inform that I remove that lurker outa my buddy list...
I went on a business trip and now I am back from the trip.
I went on a business trip and now I am no longer on the trip.
I think.
I think I posted this link before, this guy has the same demented humor I have...I guess...
http://www.imao.us/
I thought I was watching the planet of Monkeys:DQuote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I think I posted this link before, this guy has the same demented humor I have...I guess...
http://www.imao.us/
must be tired after that trip..., sure there was a lot of things to...do..:)Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
I went on a business trip and now I am back from the trip.
I went on a business trip and now I am no longer on the trip.
I think.
Yeah, it was boring. I got called for jury duty today. I went to the court house and sat in the jury pool room and sat..and sat...and sat...and then they said "you can go home now". What a waste of time.
It was boring.
It doesn't get any beter than this.
I've got to believe it could get better ;)
Michigan doesn't have the death penalty, so what's the sense in jury duty anyways...boring..Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Yeah, it was boring. I got called for jury duty today. I went to the court house and sat in the jury pool room and sat..and sat...and sat...and then they said "you can go home now". What a waste of time.
It was boring.
It doesn't get any beter than this.
To quote Monty Python "Its just a bloody parking offence". Sounds like a job for the Spanish Inquisition.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Michigan doesn't have the death penalty, so what's the sense in jury duty anyways...boring..
In the orientation they told us that in Michigan the judge chooses the punishment. The jury only gets to say not guilcup or guilty.
If that's a typo, I don't see how you could possibly have done it; if it's not, I don't understand the joke.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
The jury only gets to say not guilcup or guilty.
It refers to a Monty Python episode where the jury delivers its verdict by charades.Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
If that's a typo, I don't see how you could possibly have done it; if it's not, I don't understand the joke.
They signal a tea cup for the ty in guilty and the judge takes it as cup and pronounces the defendant not guilcup.
Then the judge sentences eric idle to be burned at the stake for a parking ticket and calls in the Spanish Inquistition.
Maybe I'm putting two episodes together in my mind.
I'd like to share something to this ohh so boring thread...this is a picture of my cat...well not my cat, since he was katnapped by my ex-fiancee some time ago....she sends regular updates on his health, as required by those geneva conventions she signed before we exchanged bodily fluids..they are all after them...my bodily fluids that is...
fat guy in a little jacket..
Whoa there, Mick!!!! Whoa!Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I'd like to share something to this ohh so boring thread...this is a picture of my cat...well not my cat, since he was katnapped by my ex-fiancee some time ago....she sends regular updates on his health, as required by those geneva conventions she signed before we exchanged bodily fluids..they are all after them...my bodily fluids that is...
How 'bout just "look, a cat"?
ohh come on now..that would be boring...Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Whoa there, Mick!!!! Whoa!
How 'bout just "look, a cat"?
Tonights classic is the Hudsucker Proxy on bravo...I give it two thumbs up....these go to eleven...
So yesterday the squirrel in my Avatar (Lucy) was hanging around on my deck for hours demanding more walnuts, peanuts, hazelnuts etc. After several hours I started to ignore her. I closed the screen and went into the other room.
As usual she jumps up on the screen and starts shaking it until I bring out some more nuts. But no I was ignoring her. The sound was getting louder and louder. Finally, I cave in and go into the living room to see the gaping hole she had just ripped in the screen. She was in the process of making it bigger.
Sigh. Now I have to go get some super heavy duty claw resistant screening. The kind people get to stop their cats from destroying the screens.
It doesn't get any better than this.
There are people who say cloning is a good idea ... why????Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
So yesterday the squirrel in my Avatar (Lucy) was hanging around on my deck for hours demanding more walnuts, peanuts, hazelnuts etc. After several hours I started to ignore her. I closed the screen and went into the other room.
As usual she jumps up on the screen and starts shaking it until I bring out some more nuts. But no I was ignoring her. The sound was getting louder and louder. Finally, I cave in and go into the living room to see the gaping hole she had just ripped in the screen. She was in the process of making it bigger.
Sigh. Now I have to go get some super heavy duty claw resistant screening. The kind people get to stop their cats from destroying the screens.
It doesn't get any better than this.
Why am I here? I've been staring at this #&@%ing screen now for longer than I can remember. My eyes are red and sore from lack of blinking. The class I've been working on in the background has progressed 2 lines in the past half hour, and I don't think I can squeeze anything else out of my brain. I'm so stimulant tolerant that nothing will keep me awake any longer. So why did I stop by codeguru and spend time writing this post? Its like I can't let go, no matter how much the voice in my head tells me I should. Not only is this boring, but it borders on pathetic...
I once had a squirrel come down the chimmney in my house...it's a good thing it wasn't after closing time, otherwise I might have done my great white hunter impersonation....it was kinda funny though, three people running screaming around the house trying to get one little ball of fur out the front door...squirrels are evil..Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
So yesterday the squirrel in my Avatar (Lucy) was hanging around on my deck for hours demanding more walnuts, peanuts, hazelnuts etc. After several hours I started to ignore her. I closed the screen and went into the other room.
As usual she jumps up on the screen and starts shaking it until I bring out some more nuts. But no I was ignoring her. The sound was getting louder and louder. Finally, I cave in and go into the living room to see the gaping hole she had just ripped in the screen. She was in the process of making it bigger.
Sigh. Now I have to go get some super heavy duty claw resistant screening. The kind people get to stop their cats from destroying the screens.
It doesn't get any better than this.
Yes they are!Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2003
...squirrels are evil..
Yes but how many of you have acutally had roasted squirrel on a stick...hmm tasty....just like chicken...and no I'm not kidding ;)
Never eatin me any possum, squirrel or bull _testicles.
But I have had tongue tacos, stomach soup and chicken necks.
What is that, a beaker of hydrochloric acid? :D:DQuote:
Originally posted by souldog
But I have had tongue tacos, stomach soup and chicken necks.
Menudo. I wouldn't recommend it.:)
hmm no possum or any sort of _testicles have touched my lips...no tongue tacos, stomach soup (but that does sound interesting)...but I have had chicken necks...generally you keep em in your freezer for when you go crabbing...but then _some_ people think raw oysters are disgusting...Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
Never eatin me any possum, squirrel or bull _testicles.
But I have had tongue tacos, stomach soup and chicken necks.
Strangely enough, I've had squirrel too. Tastes just like rabbit which tastes just like chicken.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Yes but how many of you have acutally had roasted squirrel on a stick...hmm tasty....just like chicken...and no I'm not kidding ;)
To paraphrase Mark Twain you profane animals to call them evil. Only human beings have the capacity to be cruel and evil.
(See The Mysterious Stranger by Mark Twain.)
Squirrels aren't evil.
Squirrels are just looking out for number zero. They are also cute and fuzzy. Used to have a pet squirrel. I used to sleep with it :) I was about 10 years old at the time.
I don't know Tom, that squirrel in the picture I posted certainly has the sparkle of misery and mayhem in its eye. I am pretty certain that I felt the hand of death on my shoulder when I first lay eyes on that wicked grin. Could it be an incarnation of the Dark One himself?
Mick. Menudo is supposed to be a cure for hangovers. Personally the only thing I ever found that really works is the hair of the dog.
Nope nope nada...there are two things I can think of off the top of my head that cure hangovers...Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
Mick. Menudo is supposed to be a cure for hangovers. Personally the only thing I ever found that really works is the hair of the dog.
1. Hydration...before going to bed assuming your not just passing out, drink mass amounts of water...be sure to wear a depends or have some sorta plastic beneath you...but it works trust me..
2. Practice....
Last night I replaced my screen with super heavy duty claw resistant screen material. Bring on the squirrels.
Next on the agenda, enjoy a bowl of Malt-O-meal and watch the grass grow.
I would just attached some voltage to it via a power cord...well after I got done smell burnt squirrel fur...invite my friends over and snickered....with friends like me, who needs...well friends ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Last night I replaced my screen with super heavy duty claw resistant screen material. Bring on the squirrels.
Next on the agenda, enjoy a bowl of Malt-O-meal and watch the grass grow.
Yes, Yes, a brilliant idea! Attach a power cord to a polymer composite screen! Just what would I say to the management to explain the fire.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I would just attached some voltage to it via a power cord...well after I got done smell burnt squirrel fur...invite my friends over and snickered....with friends like me, who needs...well friends ;)
With friends like you who needs enemas!
Those with not enough fiber in thier diet ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Yes, Yes, a brilliant idea! Attach a power cord to a polymer composite screen! Just what would I say to the management to explain the fire.
With friends like you who needs enemas!
Ah yes, a nice relaxing lunch hour sitting out on the deck with Scarface the squirrel and Atilla the chipmunk.
Better than that cat from _h_e_l_l and well...I love a good *****...he's just well so...well the under the darn foot, the jumping on the window sile..guess it's my fault, shouldn't have feed him the spare tuna from the fallout shelter....lock and loadQuote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Ah yes, a nice relaxing lunch hour sitting out on the deck with Scarface the squirrel and Atilla the chipmunk.
So guys, let's not stray from the main point here. Did you know that nothing particularly historic happened on this day?
I so beg to differ....Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
So guys, let's not stray from the main point here. Did you know that nothing particularly historic happened on this day?
May 30 1431
Joan of Arc is burned at the stake in Rouen, France for relapsing into heresy. After having signed a confession a week earlier, Joan appeared in court wearing difformitate habitus -- odious apparel -- or, more precisely, men's clothing
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquistion.......Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I so beg to differ....
May 30 1431
Joan of Arc is burned at the stake in Rouen, France for relapsing into heresy. After having signed a confession a week earlier, Joan appeared in court wearing difformitate habitus -- odious apparel -- or, more precisely, men's clothing
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquistion.......
I've been expecting them for a long time, but they never seem to show up
ahhh my corn hole...time for metamucil
Morituri te salutant.
I'll order delivery tonight, just to be safe.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Morituri te salutant.
It's not deliverance.....It's Digiorno! ...with a side of pork (ned betty's _a_s_s_)Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
I'll order delivery tonight, just to be safe.
Be careful what you ask for...you just might get it.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
It's not deliverance.....It's Digiorno! ...with a side of pork (ned betty's _a_s_s_)
Yea...I know..it's what my ex-wife said to me.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Be careful what you ask for...you just might get it.