>>at the site of wailing person, drops tickets and flees the scene<< (which brings us neatly to the next page in the thread)Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
PLEASE DON"T HURT ME
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>>at the site of wailing person, drops tickets and flees the scene<< (which brings us neatly to the next page in the thread)Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
PLEASE DON"T HURT ME
RA..............PE[/COLOR]
***....I turn my back for 2 seconds...
Darn it! ******!!!!! *******!!! :mad:
Soul pal......it is true that girls are cute and I would love to work on them day and night, all by myself in a room with many of them.
It is also true that you've helped and saved me zillions of time, Soul. ********!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
However.....what you're doing is wrong! This is spamming and polluting the forum! **** **** ***!!!!!!! :mad:
If you keep on doing this, I will immediately stop the daily shipment of girls to your house, Soul. Whada' ******* ****!!!!!
U know the rules, Soul. ******.
So, shut up and ***** you, k???!!!! ******* **** it!
Sorry, Soul.......but please forgive me for all I said above. I just wanna act tough and impress everyone, especially the little girls. I need to do this to boost my own ego, especially since I'm no moderator. Still pals, I suppose? :D:D:);)
I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.
I think I have lost my mind:(
I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.:( :(
From Soul:
Soul......quit your job and join MiCk?Quote:
I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.
I think I have lost my mind I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
Find a Sugah Mommy??!!! :D:D
Anyway, since you love dogs......Soul......why don't you setup your own pet shop selling dogs and dog stuff?
There's less stress this way. :)
And MiCk.......you don't need to tolerate that old hag just for that large sum of money.
Before you please her in bed, go see a psychi and get yourself hypnotized.
Then, do it with the hag. This way, you wouldn't know how gorss it is even when you're doing it, cos' u're hypnotized. :):D
And here I thought I was the only crazy one round here...welcome to the club...the perfect 'high'Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.
I think I have lost my mind:(
I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.:( :(
I've seen many a psychiatrist...they all say I'm a f'ing loon.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From Soul:
Soul......quit your job and join MiCk?
Find a Sugah Mommy??!!! :D:D
Anyway, since you love dogs......Soul......why don't you setup your own pet shop selling dogs and dog stuff?
There's less stress this way. :)
And MiCk.......you don't need to tolerate that old hag just for that large sum of money.
Before you please her in bed, go see a psychi and get yourself hypnotized.
Then, do it with the hag. This way, you wouldn't know how gorss it is even when you're doing it, cos' u're hypnotized. :):D
Without me, the thread degenerates into a string of indecipherable replies? I hate to imagine what it must look like with me.
Well, this Tuesday it looks like we finally got an investor for our company. 2 million pounds to start, 10 million pounds in 18 months if we make our goals. We have 6 months to convert our code into a fully marketable system. Then the marketing has to make sales goals. Plus we only have 3 months to get enough of our system together for accreditation (its security related).Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
I think I have lost my mind
I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
I don't know who was smoking what when they came up with these time frames, but a 6 month development is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard (our product is supposed to compete with Microsoft's where they've had at least 4 times as many people working for at least 6 times as long -- and they're still not done!). The voices tell me I shouldn't be concerned. But they didn't used to tell me so many things, either.
I'm thinking of buying a copy of Death March Projects for all of the executives...
Gal....when tuesday passes by, and you still don't have those millions in the bank....start crying...been there...done that...investors are ***hats...hope it works out though, would have given anything for a 6 month goal.Quote:
Originally posted by galathaea
Well, this Tuesday it looks like we finally got an investor for our company. 2 million pounds to start, 10 million pounds in 18 months if we make our goals. We have 6 months to convert our code into a fully marketable system. Then the marketing has to make sales goals. Plus we only have 3 months to get enough of our system together for accreditation (its security related).
I don't know who was smoking what when they came up with these time frames, but a 6 month development is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard (our product is supposed to compete with Microsoft's where they've had at least 4 times as many people working for at least 6 times as long -- and they're still not done!). The voices tell me I shouldn't be concerned. But they didn't used to tell me so many things, either.
I'm thinking of buying a copy of Death March Projects for all of the executives...
It was actually this past Tuesday. They have verbally committed, and now we just need the ummm... I guess the most polite term is "lawyers"... to do the paperwork for the transfer. But I agree about not expecting anything until the money's in the bank. We've been shown "interest" by so many VCs over the past year that I had pretty much guessed it was a lost cause. Everyone kept saying, "well, once the economy straightens out..." and such. This is the first time we've actually gotten to the point where we have finished due dilligence and received a verbal, and I have actually begun to think it might be happening now. After the money is in the bank, we have to move our team over from Reno to the UK and start hiring, setting up the office, etc. We are on the craziest of schedules, and we will probably be going all directions at once just to get things up. Its not pretty.
Oh, and three months into tings we will be moving again to get a development grant from the government of Wales. Our whole crew will have to be transported...
Huh? What? Oh, the voices are saying they like martian too...
Then comes the developement grant from the government of Liberia and the move to Monrovia.
Alas, Mr. Floyd goes home today. We'll have to wait for his owner's next vacation to get him back. Good dog.
I'll have a peanut butter and pickle sandwich with lots of Dijon mustard.
That is making me hungry...I still have two jars of pickles to go thru. But I put some 'real' mayo on 2. Hellmann's rocks...how I love shiaat that is bad for you...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I'll have a peanut butter and pickle sandwich with lots of Dijon mustard.
Have you heard the news?Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Alas, Mr. Floyd goes home today. We'll have to wait for his owner's next vacation to get him back. Good dog.
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you are told
get out of the road if you want to grow old. :rolleyes:
Dogs make good eatin in my book...Quote:
Originally posted by dimm_coder
Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you are told
get out of the road if you want to grow old. :rolleyes:
Small dog, juicy hindleg? No, me no see fluffy...
If you were a Republican, you'd be eating it with freedom mustard.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I'll have a peanut butter and pickle sandwich with lots of Dijon mustard.
Freedom mustard...hmm that's the brand that invades your tongue and frees your taste buds from the tyranny of oppression.Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
If you were a Republican, you'd be eating it with freedom mustard.
Freedom Mustard - An explosion in your mouth.
Ummm... amamam... I knew... U has eaten those dogs :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Dogs make good eatin in my book...
Small dog, juicy hindleg? No, me no see fluffy...
Not yet, but I have thought many a time of taking a small very annoying dog and throwing the f'er on the grill. I don't really hate dogs just certain kinds. Cat's I love, they are a lot like me....giving you the finger all the time...Quote:
Originally posted by dimm_coder
Ummm... amamam... I knew... U has eaten those dogs :rolleyes:
/what me worry?
Hm... Are U sure? Do U remember what U do at night and why there are so many fresh ashes on the back side of your home? Hmm... Mick... They were so small and kind ... ummmm amamaamQuote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Not yet, but I have thought many a time of taking a small very annoying dog and throwing the f'er on the grill. I don't really hate dogs just certain kinds. Cat's I love, they are a lot like me....giving you the finger all the time...
/what me worry?
/Result Dimm likes dogs, Mick donot need to make them on the grill :mad:
I said I like certain dogs. German shepards come to mind, had a couple when I was a evil kid. Little dogs, they go on the grill, no use, bark, shiaaat, eat, run around like a fewl...I f'ing hate little dogs...kill kill kill the little dog.Quote:
Originally posted by dimm_coder
Hm... Are U sure? Do U remember what U do at night and why there are so many fresh ashes on the back side of your home? Hmm... Mick... They were so small and kind ... ummmm amamaam
/Result Dimm likes dogs, Mick donot need to make them on the grill :mad:
Do you like rabbits ?
I have 2, all white, they both have beautiful small eyes...
Their ears look-cute-...:)
Ohh my hometown is awake :)Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
Do you like rabbits ?
I have 2, all white, they both have beautiful small eyes...
Their ears look-cute-...:)
Not really, rabbits (if not taken care of) are filthy...I like cats, cats are kewl, they are clean...and they don't give a rats arsse about you...there is nothing like a little baby cat curling up on your neck when you go to sleep, I'm gonna cry now...the sensitive mick...and the purring just tugs the heart...sniffle...
Yes they are...But they look beautiful, that s why I bought them...
I used to have a cat but I got sick because of his hair, I gave my friend...:)
By the way, I sleep only 4 hours a day, I am online all the time, just because I dont log in or post anything...:)
You too so early...right :)
Yep.usally sleep during the day, live during the night. Hair? from a cat, ok..but I would think a rabbit would be the same????Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
Yes they are...But they look beautiful, that s why I bought them...
I used to have a cat but I got sick because of his hair, I gave my friend...:)
By the way, I sleep only 4 hours a day, I am online all the time, just because I dont log in or post anything...:)
You too so early...right :)
/Had a duck as a pet (in the house) once...they poop often..let me tell you.
Mick if you say cats don't care, you just don't know cats. It takes some real effort but when you really get to know a cat they can show dog like devotion. When I was little I had 5 cats. All strays I had converted from living out of the trash cans to eating cat food out of dishes.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I like cats, cats are kewl, they are clean...and they don't give a rats arsse about you
...
Ohhh... poor poor hometown ... For what are U living if U never have seen a duck...Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
I have never seen a duck before, ah only in pictures, but I have seen swans:) ...and peacocks. They are beautiful animals...
If U don't eat a meat, U cannot have any pouding ... ohhh argghh sorry this is another story.
U have said U sleep only 4 hours... Hmm ... I heard that Lenin slept only for 4 hours... ummm ... in other time he was thinking about poor people and how to make their life better... hahaha oh how funny - better ... :p
But, perphaps, U donot know Who is Mr. Lenin .. ummm... Mr.Putin argh... now another story too... No, he is not like Santa Claus in your country Ha :p
I have a rabbit. His name is Devil (he has orange fur). I'm also currently rabbit-sitting for a neighbor. Name: Dizzy, for that jazz musician Dizzy Gillespie (he has black fur). They're both male; problem is one's castrated and one's not. :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
Do you like rabbits ?
I have 2, all white, they both have beautiful small eyes...
Their ears look-cute-...:)
As a general rule of thumb, they don't care. Young cats can be very cuddly...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Mick if you say cats don't care, you just don't know cats. It takes some real effort but when you really get to know a cat they can show dog like devotion. When I was little I had 5 cats. All strays I had converted from living out of the trash cans to eating cat food out of dishes.
On this day...
Jul 11 1812
The United States invades Canada, something we should consider doing more often.
Both of mine are females I call one Shay, the other Sarina. Shay used to be very cruel -whom I didnot ask my father to buy for me....I never dared to hold her at first because her eyes were red and looked dangerous and especially her pawns were more terrible than a cat's. But I was said human day by day could change those animals into lovely better ones and you know, I have been able to change her since...now, she didnot -attack- Sarina like she used to and everytime I wave to call her with a small carrot in my hand, her eyes blink strangely :) and slowly run towards me.....I believe much more in what my father taught me and I love & respect my father more than anyone else for all of what he did/do...
For me, not only animals can be trained to be better, human can also change themselves...just because they dont want to change or there is no motive for them to do that or changing has had no meaning to them anymore, so they let their lives be controled by their selfishness and disrespecfully ordinary material needs. Or perhaps they want to adapt themselves to their surroundings, which is quite important and always on my mind...On these forums I couldnot see anyone's face, couldnot have any lucky chance to talk face-to-face to anyone so as to be able to learn more from their experience and know more about what my little weaknesses are, but I could see through their words from which I could learn how the environment they are living is and what kind of people they communicate with everyday...:)
Homey that was a little bit too much for me to read..I'm still trying to catch the shortbus on time....can you condense? Was it about *****?
On July 11, 1979, the abandoned United States space station Skylab made a spectacular return to Earth, burning up in the atmosphere and showering debris over the Indian Ocean and Australia.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
On this day...
Jul 11 1812
The United States invades Canada, something we should consider doing more often.
(short enuf 4 ya Mik?)
(Yeah homecity yours was waaaaaaay too long, just give us the gist of it)
The long version..Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
On July 11, 1979, the abandoned United States space station Skylab made a spectacular return to Earth, burning up in the atmosphere and showering debris over the Indian Ocean and Australia.
(short enuf 4 ya Mik?)
(Yeah homecity yours was waaaaaaay too long, just give us the gist of it)
Jul 11 1979
The derelict space station Skylab finally returns to Earth, ignominiously breaking into 500 separate fragments which are swallowed by the Indian Ocean. That is, except for the ones which crash into Woorlba Sheep Station, near Balladonia in Western Australia. Shortly thereafter, President Jimmy Carter telephones the prime minister of that country to apologize for scattering NASA litter on his nation.
Jul 11 1945
For the first time, Napalm powder is mixed with gasoline and sprayed on live human beings. This feat is achieved by U.S. Army forces against the Japanese on Luzon in the Philippines.
In grand Internet tradition, we now give you the recipe to produce this horrible substance: Take styrofoam, add benzene and gasoline; ignite; pour on [insert ethnic slur here].
Jul 11 1994
In the garage of her home in Universal City, California, Shannon Michelle Wilsey commits suicide with a .40 caliber Beretta. Wilsey -- better known as porn superstar Savannah -- had made lots of enemies during her career. Her obituary in Screw magazine runs beneath the headline DING DONG THE ***** IS DEAD.
Jul 11 1804
Former Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton and sitting Vice President Aaron Burr duel in Weehawken, New Jersey after Hamilton allegedly slandered Burr during a political dinner in New York. Hamilton is shot in the liver and dies the next day. Meanwhile, Burr lives on to finish his term in office and is eventually tried for treason after attempting to raise an army and seize land for himself, either in Mexico or the Louisiana Territory.
If they were both female, could Solar be trusted with them?Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
I have a rabbit. His name is Devil (he has orange fur). I'm also currently rabbit-sitting for a neighbor. Name: Dizzy, for that jazz musician Dizzy Gillespie (he has black fur). They're both male; problem is one's castrated and one's not. :eek:
:confused:
So could you tell that I talk to squirrels and have an invisible robot friend?Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
, but I could see through their words from which I could learn how the environment they are living is and what kind of people they communicate with everyday...:)
A female is a female.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
If they were both female, could Solar be trusted with them?
Did you know...Some guy got 'life' for sucking boy's toes...Ok that's strange and wierd and I'd like to kick his arse...but life....for sucking toes...I'm in deep trouble if there is some girl sucking toe law...Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
A female is a female.
From MiCk:
The World........Planet Earth......has many, many men and women.Quote:
Did you know...Some guy got 'life' for sucking boy's toes...Ok that's strange and wierd and I'd like to kick his arse...but life....for sucking toes...I'm in deep trouble if there is some girl sucking toe law...
These men and women.....have many many kinds of fetishes.
The number of fetishes in this world.....is more than the number of humans.
If one human has 4 or more fetishes......how many fetishes would there be in this world? :eek::cool::o
To my best of knowledge, there IS this thing called "foot fetish" and I'm not joking. Some men actually get "TURNED ON" when they suck a woman/girl's toes and feet.(not legs)
Can you beat that? NO.
So, this is, of course, considered an indecent and lewd act.
Very sick and un-healthy.
Of course, sucking babies' feet and fingers are different. They're pure, innocent and when you do that, you make them happy.
This is what I, Xeon, do whenever I can.
And this is what, YOU, as a real man living in society, oughtta do too.
So, get outta your office now, away from your desk, lose all that professionalism, and suck a baby's toes and fingers, and make it laugh.
Crawl around like a frog if you need to, and destroy cars if you need to, just to keep the baby interested.
Everyone........wins with........Xeon. :cool::o
Male babies too :confused:?
Look dude needs help, but life for sucking toes? I admit its wierd...but he wasn't playing boyscout club master...meanwhile, guy rapes/kills girl, gets life..uhh not seeing it.
From Solar:
Yeah, male babies too, mainly infants and 1 year old kids.Quote:
Male babies too.
No older than that, please. :o:cool:
From Solar:
Nothing new, MiCk. Strange things happen all the time.Quote:
Look dude needs help, but life for sucking toes? I admit its wierd...but he wasn't playing boyscout club master...
There's this woman in Singapore who never even got high-school certification and she can challenge and WIN 6 expert lawyers in court, when ALL the evidence is pointing AGAINST her.
There's some girls who wanna marry (stranger) convicts on the death row. They write love letters to death row inmates and more, though they're total strangers.
Lots more weird stuff in the world.
I don't get it.Quote:
meanwhile, guy rapes/kills girl, gets life..uhh not seeing it.
Why must these fools rape? It makes me sick and lose my appetite.
I mean, couldn't they just say some sweet words and be a close friend to the girl and do her willingly instead of forcefully?
The girls can relax, cos' Xeon will never ever, in his entire life, use force in any occasion, even if he becomes a maximum Desperado.
So, relax, Nina. What you scared of? :cool::D:p
What I don't get is why must they murder?Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
I don't get it.
Why must these fools rape? It makes me sick and lose my appetite.
I mean, couldn't they just say some sweet words and be a close friend to the girl and do her willingly instead of forcefully?
The girls can relax, cos' Xeon will never ever, in his entire life, use force in any occasion, even if he becomes a maximum Desperado.
So, relax, Nina. What you scared of? :cool::D:p
Link to toe sucking article...still don't get it..
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,91733,00.html
Yea haw...April 9 ...anti saddam day!!! I knew something was getting done over there!!!
In other news:
Still no cure for cancer.
From MiCk:
Me too. I mean, they can just do the girl and then dump her elsewhere.Quote:
What I don't get is why must they murder?
But I guess they need to "erase their tracks as cleanly as possible".
Anyway, the best way is still to sweeten up the girl and perform the fun on her. :cool::cool::cool:
Non-violent and totally enjoying.
Everyone wins. :D
I have this strange feeling they don't really want you in the army :)Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
, cos' Xeon will never ever, in his entire life, use force in any occasion, :cool::D:p
Ahh that's why the army is perfect. XeOn will come out a lean mean killing machine. He will also fully agree with me about my american right to bear arms :)Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I have this strange feeling they don't really want you in the army :)